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Weigh in video omg. I thought it would be higher, but appa..

Weigh in video omg. I thought it would be higher, but apparently I'm just weaker from lack of exercise instead of fatter. Just making this video made me out of breath. I had to sit down and rest before recording the actual weight. 🙈

Shitpost to show that I finally shaved. The rare gingery p..

Shitpost to show that I finally shaved. The rare gingery pube sighting.

I scheduled this to post while I was sleeping, but the post ..

I scheduled this to post while I was sleeping, but the post never processed. 😒 Going back to swimming Thursday and Friday this week! I'm both excited and anxious. I'll need to find my waterproof phone case and actually shave and stuff. 🙈

Partie deux.

Impromptu video. My cat was demanding to be center stage the..

Impromptu video. My cat was demanding to be center stage the entire time. Barely edited this because I'm sleep deprived. 😎 Part one. Going back to swimming this week so I'll be making content more regularly.

Short video I made while making ramen. I liked this dress b..

Short video I made while making ramen. I liked this dress better on the website. I've been awake for almost 2 days, so I'm gonna food co.ma now. ❤️

My cat likes to play hard to get. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I'm baaaack. My birthday is always a stressful time for me..

I'm baaaack. My birthday is always a stressful time for me so I took some time off to just chill. I mostly watched Family Guy and played a LOT of House Flipper. I played other games too, but mostly it was House Flipper. It's so satisfying. 🥴 Anyway, my mic wasn't working for this video so I had to add some music. I need to get a real mic soon. I also recorded this a week ago or something. I wanted...

This didn't turn out as planned because the wings sucked, bu..

This didn't turn out as planned because the wings sucked, but I tried to be a succubus. More like a sulky succubus amirite? First video is a choppy "good enough" video, but the second is the whole video so you can see the behind the scenes. Lots of frustration, heavy breathing, sweating, probably jiggling. I didn't actually watch it. 😒 I got out of breath just fighting with the stupid wings! If...

Belated valentine's day video #1. I dyed my hair for this. ..

Belated valentine's day video #1. I dyed my hair for this. I was going to put music instead, but I know some of you like me getting out of breath easily. 🙈 I couldn't find any thigh highs, but it's a miracle I found a full lingerie set so I'm happy. I remember why I don't wear thongs while fat now. 💀

Spur of the moment video. No makeup, no chapstick, tired, ..

Spur of the moment video. No makeup, no chapstick, tired, freezing, etc. Yeah, boiii. 😎 Sorry about the lack of posting. My heat still isn't working well so it's very cold in my apartment. I'm currently an ice cube. When I have to stay at my stove cooking for any length of time I sit in my desk chair because I get tired quickly. This body is just too much for my petite skeleton. 🙈 I made chipo...

I made this during my day of drinking. No makeup until the e..

I made this during my day of drinking. No makeup until the end. 🙈 Sorry I haven't been on for a few days. I haven't been feeling well. I've decided I'm going to make my subscription price $14.24 for valentine's day and my birthday. It makes more sense that I get treated than you guys getting a discount. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I fell asleep and this still isn't uploaded. 😐

I was supposed to cook thr.ee pounds of ground beef, but I w..

I was supposed to cook thr.ee pounds of ground beef, but I was feeling lazy so I wasted money on Burger King instead. 🙈 Please enjoy one of my hidden talents. 🥰 I looked at my video stats for once, and apparently the average watch time is fi.ve seconds. Should I be making t.en second videos? 🤔 This has been uploading for over an hour now. It's nearly ei.ght AM. I'm gonna cat nap and then post it. ...

Part 2. Bit self-conscious about the highlighter in my but..

Part 2. Bit self-conscious about the highlighter in my buttcrack, but yolo. 😎 If I'm feeling ok I'll do the measuring video tomorrow. 🤞🏻 I had time to cook and eat dinner while uploading the first part, so I guess I'll see how many cans of sparkling water I can drink uploading this part. I am currently on my third. #HydroHomies Omg. I just spent fourty minutes uploading the first video a...

I previously uploaded a tiny portion of this video because i..

I previously uploaded a tiny portion of this video because it turned out my mic was broken. And I had a life lesson about putting reddish highlighter on my butt when I'm gonna get sweaty. 🥴 I bought an entire Beyoncé album to add music to these next few videos. I had to break it into a couple parts, and I'll probably have one more from this shoot. I've been trying to find stuff I never uploaded in ...

I was literally holding my breath so I wouldn't pass out jus..

I was literally holding my breath so I wouldn't pass out just so I could begin the upload on here. I'll post it when I wake up to p.ee. I had to scrap all my editing and just do basic bitch shit, and then it finally saved. I'm sorry you guys will miss out on my sleep deprivation fueled editing. I amused myself. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I will give you an idea of what I'm talking about. This video legit ...

I AM TRYING. I've been trying for like 10 hours now. Ab..

I AM TRYING. I've been trying for like 10 hours now. About to have wine for breakfast again. I've been awake for 40 hours and this video refuses to save. 🥴 I'll keep trying. Don't worry.

COMING SOON TO AN ONLYFANS NEAR YOU... It will take awhile ..

COMING SOON TO AN ONLYFANS NEAR YOU... It will take awhile to upload because it's nearly th.ree gigs. I was starving so I made an eating video first. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I even ate more than I usually do just because I was filming it. Feel special. 🤨 Still plan on filming both a measuring video and naked stretching/yoga. Possibly something else that I've already forgotten. I'll remember it eventuall...

Looks like we have a tie on the poll, so let's see what happ..

Looks like we have a tie on the poll, so let's see what happens! This is technically my nighttime since I've been nocturnal, so it's still tonight. 😤 K. Off to go film shit! Here are some random pictures from my favorites folder to occupy you until then. ❤️

My face no longer has hickies so I'll be making new content ..

My face no longer has hickies so I'll be making new content today. Cast your vote for a chance to choose what my subject will be. It's not a guarantee since I generally just do impromptu shit, but there's a CHANCE! I'm headed to bed now at sev.en am, so I'll check the results before I have to hide from my housekeeper. ☺️ I've also begun going through my photo album to find stuff I'...

I'll post more soon. Currently dealing with some stuff. ❤️ ..

I'll post more soon. Currently dealing with some stuff. ❤️ I also accidentally gave myself face hickies. 🙈 Here's a stupid video I took a few days ago. Also, why does OnlyFans only email me about messages some of them? Pretty rude, yo.

I never realized my face was so expressive during sexy stuff..

I never realized my face was so expressive during sexy stuff. Especially when I orgasm. The song playing while I came was actually turning me on more. I think I'll have to save it to my sexy time playlist. I'm pretty tight, and I don't usually use toys to get off, so this dildo stretched me the fuck out and I bruised my cer.vix (why is cer.vix a banned word?) a bit. I don't mind mixing pleasure wi...

Failure to launch. I don't fuck myself very often these da..

Failure to launch. I don't fuck myself very often these days because it's so much work. Especially on my love seat. I rarely orgasm via sex, but I definitely enjoy it more. 😂 My sex drive has been high as shit lately though. 🥴 The next video isn't a fail video. 🥰

First of several videos I made last night. Some are tame, an..

First of several videos I made last night. Some are tame, and are some spicy. 🥵 Some are ridiculous. Because I'm ridiculous. I'm so tired I can barely see, so I'll reply to messages when I wake up next. 🙈 ... .... ..... I fucked myself while this uploaded. Twice. That's about fi.ve orgasms in the last ei.ght hours. I am now even tighter then usual because my pussy has worked out harder ...

So I had a new years eve date. I put a lot of effort AND m..

So I had a new years eve date. I put a lot of effort AND money ($100+) into making it pretty great for the guy because I'm an overachieving perfectionist. The date was ~18 hours long. He couldn't get hard the entire time. He even asked to watch porn, and went into the bathroom to try watching it by himself to "reset". Not a great kisser. I had to give out instructions like an air traffic control...

I feel like this video has a little bit of everything. It ev..

I feel like this video has a little bit of everything. It even starts out with a blooper! No more swimming until next week. Date tomorrow night! Very sleepy. Need to be spoon fed at this point.

Scrub a dub dub...I'm not in a tub. My hair is long enough..

Scrub a dub dub...I'm not in a tub. My hair is long enough to hold onto water already. I used my body wash to wash it. That's a cardinal sin. 🥴

I thought I posted this, but I apparently forgot. 🙈 I might..

I thought I posted this, but I apparently forgot. 🙈 I might make content tomorrow. Maybe. Stressful time of year so I might just stay in bed cuddling my kitty. 🥰

Today was rough. Shit happened at the pool, and then an old..

Today was rough. Shit happened at the pool, and then an old lady held me hostage for hours in the community room of my building telling me all the details of her long life while randomly interjecting to tell me how I really need to lose weight, how I'm really unhealthy, how nobody will marry me unless I lose weight, etc. She kept looking up and down my body while she did so. I got cross with her, but she kept do...

The struggle is real. I think Fabletics runs a size smalle..

The struggle is real. I think Fabletics runs a size smaller than listed, but I still like this set. I'm enjoying trying out wigs. They add flavor to outfits.