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Trying to fit in my trusty Speedo

Look at that fat fucker dance!

I love this inbetween state. It’s a sort of lazy semi. It’s ..

I love this inbetween state. It’s a sort of lazy semi. It’s bigger than soft but has none of the rigidity. It’s just so massive. Look at how much thicker it is than my wrist and I’m not even remotely close to being hard. It’s so floppy. Obese. Obscene. I ALWAYS think of my huge girth when I see girls’ wrists.

Everything down there is oversized!

I love how big I am soft. It’s such a big penis yet it’s tot..

I love how big I am soft. It’s such a big penis yet it’s totally relaxed. Don’t know how many times I’ve heard I’m bigger soft than so and so’s boyfriend/friend/husband/ex. Just a big fat floppy monster softie.

Look at my fat cock flopping around

Today’s bulge. Bought some more joggings, from Arcteryx, the..

Today’s bulge. Bought some more joggings, from Arcteryx, they are on their way here. I have a feeling my bulge is going to be insane in them. Not that it isn’t insane already. I mean you can see right there. Like a fat chorizo stuck in my underwear. And then it comes out. Bigger soft than the vast majority of men hard.

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Can’t believe I’m going back to work tomorrow :( my mom is h..

Can’t believe I’m going back to work tomorrow :( my mom is here visiting so it feels wrong but if I don’t work on my PhD, nobody else will! In the last few days I think I reached a maximum is this sort of hyperphallic mania. I’m going to try to allow my cock to rest for maybe 2 days or so because it’s been working really really hard for days now. Maybe I should go to the pool and let the warm water do its t...

BEERCANAre you shocked by the size of my penis?

Sometimes, I think I’ve mentioned it before, I try to imagin..

Sometimes, I think I’ve mentioned it before, I try to imagine myself being a friend, coworker or acquaintance and sort of imagine what it’d be like to “find out” about my secret internet megalophallic postings. How they would feel connecting the face, the person to this giant penis. How shocking it would be to them, how they would change around me after they find out just how big my cock really is. You’re m...

[insert onomatopoeia]Say it with me: big fat heavy cock | bi..

[insert onomatopoeia]Say it with me: big fat heavy cock | big fat heavy cock | big fat heavy cock | big fat heavy cock

Fuck. Standing like that with my huge fat cock completely ri..

Fuck. Standing like that with my huge fat cock completely rigid and engorged pushing hard against the fabric. I feel like a jacked up superman pornstar.

Good morning. I seem to be in some sort of megalophallic man..

Good morning. I seem to be in some sort of megalophallic mania these days. I’ve been spending inordinate amounts of time at absolute maximum erection daily. If I didn’t have a family and responsibilities I would probably just be edging from morning till night. I can become completely obsessed with my huge cock.

I am going crazy over the size of my own penis. I have an ab..

I am going crazy over the size of my own penis. I have an abnormally large penis. I have an unusually thick penis. I have an oversized penis. I have a giant penis.

This was exactly one year ago! Fit check at work. I’ve lost ..

This was exactly one year ago! Fit check at work. I’ve lost quite a bit of weight since then, probably around 8-10kg. But my cock has only gotten fatter.

Happy new year! I think I’m starting the year at my largest ..

Happy new year! I think I’m starting the year at my largest size ever. My cock is all I can think of these days. I just want to show off to everyone. Look world, I have a giant fucking monster cock!

Let’s start 2025 with my giant fucking cock at 110% erection..

Let’s start 2025 with my giant fucking cock at 110% erection. If you can suck it past the foreskin you get a special prize! Come try your skills on my big fat freak cock! Good luck!

I hope all of you have a great evening tonight as we turn th..

I hope all of you have a great evening tonight as we turn the page and take the ceremonial step into the next year. It feels as though the spirit of the holidays has given me another growth period. I feel blessed that I can go into the new year with all of you. Thank you for the support, the very hot messages. Can’t tell you how much it means to me to 1) show off my huge penis 2) get money thrown at me just because...