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Saw this in town yesterday and thought it looked familiar

Got a lot of messages requesting more bulge stuff. So here i..

Got a lot of messages requesting more bulge stuff. So here is a short one in those infamous Uniqlo pants. They are SO stretchy. Absolutely no way I could do this in any other pants I own

Merry Christmas! Stupid angle but I can’t hold the phone pro..

Merry Christmas! Stupid angle but I can’t hold the phone properly and cum at the same time. Hoe hoe hoe!

Here are those Uniqlo pants. They are extremely comfortable ..

Here are those Uniqlo pants. They are extremely comfortable and cosy but they do not do much to hide my penis. Or at least make it a bit more modest. An immodest bulge. Could be the title of my autobiography! Or a good band name.

Hypertrophic glans. Jawbreaker. A baby’s arm holding an appl..

Hypertrophic glans. Jawbreaker. A baby’s arm holding an apple. Darth Vader’s helmet. What else?

Last day of work today so I don’t know how much time I will ..

Last day of work today so I don’t know how much time I will have for myself between now and 2025 but hopefully some nights !So try to enjoy my big fat cock extra :)

A big penis isn’t just impressive. A big penis is beautiful...

A big penis isn’t just impressive. A big penis is beautiful. Beautiful in a way that nearly everyone understands. But where does the beauty come from? The veins? The large hooded head? The proportions of length and circumference? I often feel ambivalent about my face but I know my penis is beautiful. Not just because it’s big. But I can’t really explain it any further.

Warning: GIRTH

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Am I the only one who gets strangely horny when they’re sick..

Am I the only one who gets strangely horny when they’re sick? I went to work today but maybe it would have been wiser to stay home. At least I get some alone time in the bathroom to give my massive monstercock some necessary attention!

Of course immediately after a little vacation, I get strep t..

Of course immediately after a little vacation, I get strep throat. It’s SO time for me to relax and enjoy what mother nature gave me: a really fat, really hard monster penis. Look at it! Stare at it…, do you feel your jaw relaxing? Do you feel your mind both focus and disperse? Focus on the giant penis. Disperse into a thousand flashes of your life long dreams of being confronted with a beast cock…

Hello my dear fans :)I’m sorry I didn’t post yesterday. I we..

Hello my dear fans :)I’m sorry I didn’t post yesterday. I went for a long weekend in Amsterdam and had a blast but I walked 76k steps in like three days and I’m exhausted! Beautiful city though. The weather was exactly the same as here: windy, wet and cold but not freezing. And so grey. And as soon as I got back the boy got sick so I’ve yet again been home with him. I would be long out of work if I had any ot...

I went to Amsterdam for a few days, I will post something ne..

I went to Amsterdam for a few days, I will post something new tomorrow!

Well well well if it isn’t me hiding in the toilet with my h..

Well well well if it isn’t me hiding in the toilet with my huge fat rock hard cock, again….

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Daddy’s back!

My fun fun adventures have only increased in frequency and v..

My fun fun adventures have only increased in frequency and variety! I went to sleep at 21h at some point this week and still woke up exhausted. In fact I’ve been so out of it that I forgot to upload these! Oops! Something hot about this angle. Maybe the fact that it feels like it’s towering over you. Face to face. A little intimidating if you know what’s in store for you and your various ligaments and orifices....

Small update. So my girlfriend is either undergoing an ectop..

Small update. So my girlfriend is either undergoing an ectopic pregnancy or a miscarriage. This is why I haven’t been active. On top of that, some familial drama that has taken up a lot of my energy as the unofficial family diplomat and neutral observer. I haven’t had a single impure thought in days. Which means that when this mental pressure will be relieved, I will have a lot to work with.But until then I just ...

From the archive, because I haven’t been in any mood to crea..

From the archive, because I haven’t been in any mood to create content. I’ll hopefully be back to my former self soon enough. I thought I was well on my way to have a burst of horniness but then I got sick and my girlfriend is going through something pretty distressing (also for me but nowhere near as distressing). So here are various old pictures. I haven’t really had the time or been in the right headspace to...

Sorry about the radio silence. It’s been a rough week. I’m s..

Sorry about the radio silence. It’s been a rough week. I’m still alive!

This was the other picture he got. Honestly knowing he has a..

This was the other picture he got. Honestly knowing he has a big dick but I’m bigger is very hot. I would love to compare irl, but I don’t see that happening.

I had a busy, sort of sad weekend but I will answer all of y..

I had a busy, sort of sad weekend but I will answer all of you soon! I did send a coworker this video. So now he knows exactly what my penis looks like. And how big I am. He seemed shocked. I was high, somewhat regret it but at the same time it’s fine. He wanted to see it, he got to see it. It’s just a penis. Happens to be a very big penis but that doesn’t mean it should be this big secret thing. Don’t cowork...

It’s Friday night. I’m spending it with my cock. I wish you ..

It’s Friday night. I’m spending it with my cock. I wish you could feel the synesthetic feeling of how thick and how hard I am. I get so rigid. My penis just feels like…bone. The skin is soft but underneath is a very solid, very massive, palm filling pressure canister. It’s like draping skin over a carbonated drink bottle, there is no give. You can’t squeeze it any smaller, and it’s honestly difficult to p...

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It’s been a busy week! Now that im back to work full time i ..

It’s been a busy week! Now that im back to work full time i have a lot to catch up on. Changes in routine are always tough on me, and i’m sleep deprived. On top of that, my weed dealer went on vacation the day i ran out of weed. It’s been a week! Im going insane over it. I cant function without it. Neurotypicals can probably handle the world sober but I can’t. I really hope I get to enjoy my friday night with...

I just got these pants that I’ve wanted for a long time. Rea..

I just got these pants that I’ve wanted for a long time. Really thick wool sweatpants, reproduction of some of the first sweatpants ever made. The thickness of the material makes for a very smooth bulge, quite discrete actually. They are so warm though that I don’t think I’ll be wearing them unless it’s quite cold (90% of the year here). Real McCoy, baby!