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I have a big cock. Want me to whip it out and show you?

For scale. Isn’t the head massive?

Just a real honest display of my size. As always, reading yo..

Just a real honest display of my size. As always, reading your comments and messages just gives me life. It’s everything to me to see my penis size through your eyes. It helps me realize how big my genitalia are. Oversized. Obscene. Fuck.

I have so much cock between my legs. An obscenely fat cock. ..

I have so much cock between my legs. An obscenely fat cock. Look at it. God I love my penis. It’s SO big.

Describe my cock. I want to know what comes up in your brain..

Describe my cock. I want to know what comes up in your brain.

Look at my big fat fucking swinging cock. Pendulous. Heavy. ..

Look at my big fat fucking swinging cock. Pendulous. Heavy. Massive in the literal sense of the word. Emasculating. Intimidating. Obscene. Abnormal. Oversized. Megalophallic. Priapic. Shocking. Unnaturally large. Scary. Monster. Horse cock. Fuck me my cock is so fucking big. It feels like a drug. I just watch these videos over and over again just like you do.

I HAVE A HUGE FAT PENIS !!!

My buddy sent me this comparison. Yes, both are me. I can’t ..

My buddy sent me this comparison. Yes, both are me. I can’t tell you when the picture on the left was taken but I’d assume sometime in 2016-17-18? Compare and contrast :)

“You get so hard, especially considering your size!” “It’s s..

“You get so hard, especially considering your size!” “It’s spring loaded”

When I haven’t paid my penis much attention for some time, I..

When I haven’t paid my penis much attention for some time, I am shocked. My mind always goes back to “what if someone I know finds out about this” and then my cock just gets bigger and heavier and harder and thicker. Maybe it’s the thrill of shocking, maybe it’s the thought that they may feel negatively about it. Or positively. But the thought of showing off or someone finding out about the exact size and l...

When I haven’t looked at my videos in a while and I go down ..

When I haven’t looked at my videos in a while and I go down that rabbit hole, I am honestly shocked. Like that is a really big, fat, floppy MONSTER cock, totally soft. I’m lucky to be me.

Maybe the sun is having an effect on me. It’s been a while s..

Maybe the sun is having an effect on me. It’s been a while since I’ve heard you guys describe for me what you see in my videos. That’s probably the quickest way to make me horny. Just use your words so I can understand what it’s like to see my penis from your perspective.

Oh hello

Have you been missing me?I’m not gone, but I have been busy ..

Have you been missing me?I’m not gone, but I have been busy enough that I’ve had to concentrate on other things entirely.POV: I send you “proof”

Hey! Boy have I been busy. This is the longest “down” time i..

Hey! Boy have I been busy. This is the longest “down” time in a while. Not only did the hyperphallic mania reach its peak last month, now my PhD project has entered a phase of frankly overwhelming data analysis and compiling. Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of lines of data, all in excel, all just numbers. It’s a lot and I’ve been very busy. I can feel myself returning to (ab)normal slowly, but I have...

I’m still alive! It’s been a busy second half of January and..

I’m still alive! It’s been a busy second half of January and beginning of February. I haven’t had my traditional Friday nights off, which is when I get into monstercock mode. My mind has been filled with mundane every day stuff, and I’m still recovering from a very nasty bug two? Weeks back. I’m so stupidly sensitive to sleep deprivation! Im starting to get impatient now tho. I feel some pressure building t...

I’ve had a busy week, been trying to prioritize sleep over e..

I’ve had a busy week, been trying to prioritize sleep over everything else but it’s not been going as easily as one would have hoped. I’ll be back in full force soon hopefully! In the mean time thanks for sticking around, I wouldn’t be able to do what I do, both science and cock -related without you. So it does mean much more to me than you can probably imagine. I literally wouldn’t be able to do my PhD if ...

Sorry I haven’t been on much this week. Been battling some w..

Sorry I haven’t been on much this week. Been battling some weird allergic reactions and the antihistamines I’m taking are so strong they seem to make me completely exhausted, either that or I’m just completely exhausted and they’re making it worse. But here is my obscene penis for you to marvel at :)

I’m taking it very easy this week. Been unusually exhausted ..

I’m taking it very easy this week. Been unusually exhausted and I’ve been having this weird allergic reaction to something, not sure what. I think I may have just been in some megalophallic mania, and now I’m paying the price. When you’re so proud and excited about your huge penis that you can’t sleep….im trying out a sleep week where I go to sleep much earlier than normal just to recuperate. Anyways here...

Also i did this out of curiosity. I tried to make the rim of..

Also i did this out of curiosity. I tried to make the rim of the cans match exactly. Obviously it’s a flawed comparison but still interesting. The dildo is Shane Diesel, arguably one of the biggest penises in porn. What do you think?

The girth before the storm. Still soft enough to lay it acro..

The girth before the storm. Still soft enough to lay it across your face and for you to be able to feel the weight of it all

Honestly, I fucking love it when my cock is not totally soft..

Honestly, I fucking love it when my cock is not totally soft and not totally hard, like in this video. It’s SO god damn heavy and thick and long and has so much mass but it’s still not so full that it stands on its own. If there were no consequences, I would whip this out in front of essentially everyone, all the time. Just walk around IKEA with it out. That is why I love our public pools here. I literally get to...