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From the archive. I go through intense periods when all I ca..

From the archive. I go through intense periods when all I can think about is how big my cock is. Every waking moment I’m just worshipping my own size. Then it goes away and the “fog” clears and I have time for my many hobbies. It comes and goes. Now I’m in more of a down phase, so I went through older clips that I haven’t posted here. But don’t worry, it always comes back.

Sometimes I like to think about what it would be like to exp..

Sometimes I like to think about what it would be like to experience the shock of seeing my penis for the first time. Someone who has no expectations, no real experience of penises outside of the normal range (0.1-99.9%, or even 95%). Is it something that sits with them for their whole lives? Does it change their sexuality permanently? Does it reshape the boundaries of arousal?

Come have a beer with me (I don’t actually drink beer but wi..

Come have a beer with me (I don’t actually drink beer but wine will do)

Are you thirsty?

“This guy at work always has such a huge bulge. I wonder wha..

“This guy at work always has such a huge bulge. I wonder what he’s hiding under there”

Wearing only underwear can be sexualBut it doesn’t have to b..

Wearing only underwear can be sexualBut it doesn’t have to be. But when you have a huge penis it’s a different experience all together. Even soft, a huge penis is a symbol of power. It’s reflected everywhere in our society that big penises command admiration, respect, gossip, even awe. How many videos on YouTube are about whether size matters? Does it matter if you’re 5 or 6 inches? Not really. But when you s...

STALLION COCK

I was able to convince ChatGPT to analyze a bunch of picture..

I was able to convince ChatGPT to analyze a bunch of pictures and calculate the size of my penis. Then it made an average and calculated the standard deviation, even gave me z-scores and did a t-test. And don’t you know it, it appears my penis is quite large! These numbers aren’t completely accurate but it is well within the right ball park or whatever the correct sport metaphor is. AI is crazy. Thank god it came...

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MicropenisSmall penisLower average penisAverage penis Upper average penis Big penis Large penis Huge penis Monster penisGiant penis Enormous penis Hyperpriapic penis ✅

I’m going to be honest. Sometimes I get really high and I ta..

I’m going to be honest. Sometimes I get really high and I take little videos of my cock, and then I forget about them. Then I wake up and go through whatever I made or sent to people or friends. And this video is one of those where I need to sort of pay attention, because I can hardly believe how big I am. It’s like I have just kept getting bigger and bigger, thicker and thicker. Not just like “growing” but, ...

Horse cock

Really like hearing your ideas for captions. Come on, let’s ..

Really like hearing your ideas for captions. Come on, let’s hear what you want to say about it. Don’t be shy.

What caption should I put here?

ALL THE WAY down your throat. Can you handle it?

For a few days I’ve been thinking about the things people sa..

For a few days I’ve been thinking about the things people say about me behind my back or just when I’m not there. All the conversations where my penis has come up to which I wasn’t privy. What did they say? What do they really say when I’m not there? Have you ever talked about it with someone?

One more from this weekends hyperphallic session. Lately I’v..

One more from this weekends hyperphallic session. Lately I’ve been thinking about what people might say not to me but amongst themselves about my penis. I know many have talked about me behind my back. What did they say? What if they were somehow sent this video? “This is Leo from work!”

Forgot I was going to post the non-slowmo version as well. I..

Forgot I was going to post the non-slowmo version as well. It really displays how rock hard my penis gets. I used to push it down until it slapped me really hard on my belly. I used to call that “making music”. Something I’ve always done. Spring-loaded.

My penis is large, wide, heavy, thick and long. But it’s als..

My penis is large, wide, heavy, thick and long. But it’s also strong as fuck. It’s spring loaded. It’s like a tree trunk. It’s like a baseball bat. Look at that fat fucker. Careful around it! You might end up with a black eye or a busted lip.

Have you ever seen a harder penis?

My soft cock is honestly so enormous.

It’s like a baseball bat

From heavy semi to towering hyperphallus

How would you feel seeing me like this around your house?

One last whip out before sleep. Isnt my penis huge?

I hope you don’t mind me spamming my huge fat cock on here. ..

I hope you don’t mind me spamming my huge fat cock on here. I’m actually holding back a bit because I don’t want to post 10 variations of the same video. But here is more nonetheless. I mean you’re literally paying me to see it so here: my very large, very thick, very hard macropenis.