Dear left foot and upper part of left leg,Why must you betra..
🕑 Added 2025-04-09 20:13:27 +0000 UTC
Dear left foot and upper part of left leg,Why must you betray me like a stupid bitch? Do you hate pleasure? Do you dislike the fact that we are having a good time?Because why else would you decide to cramp up while clappin cheeks?And this isn’t the first time you did this shit. Once is a fluke. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern. And we all know that you have failed me on more than three occasions. You have a record.I’ll be there kneeling on top of the bed with the towel placed under the ass of the guy I’m fucking, and after doing that thing where you cover your dick in lube and stick it in the guy’s butt a few times to make sure that his hole is covered in Astroglide, after I do this, I start getting into it.I’m grippin his hips. My balls are slappin up against his balls. He starts to moan. I get harder. He moans louder. We’re going at it real good at this point, and all of a sudden, you decide to contract into a painful knot like a puss ass ho.And I try to be quiet about it for a few moments, hoping it’ll go away if I just extend my toes long enough. But of course, this doesn’t work, so I have to reposition my legs, which are already being stretched past the point of comfort. My bones are cracking, and it’s starting to become unbearable, so I go soft, and at this point, the other guy is wondering what’s wrong, so I have to explain to him that my foot’s got a cramp and I feel like the upper part of my thigh’s been given a Charlie horse.So I pull out and hold my soft, pathetic, dirty butt sex dick in my right hand as I start to pace around the room and walk off the cramp.And it’s embarrassing because the guy is trying to be all comforting by telling me that it’s all good and this kind of thing happens and it’s nothing to worry about. And he goes to get me some water because everybody knows that dehydration causes muscle cramps. So I drink the water, careful to use my clean left hand so I don’t contaminate the glass.And now I have drank a full glass of water, which is only going to guarantee that I have to pause the sex session once again to go take care of some business in about 15 minutes—and that’s only if I’m lucky enough to survive the foot cramp.So, left foot and upper part of my left leg, what do you have to say for yourself?Why are you this way?And what went wrong to make you so fucked up?I am still waiting on my apology.
