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Bedtime Story: Jumping ahead slightly, my old rowing Stroke ..
🕑 Added 2021-11-12 17:28:50 +0000 UTC Bedtime Story: Jumping ahead slightly, my old rowing Stroke from school became my best mate & when we were almost 30 we travelled around Europe together. This was well after I’d gotten over him & come out - long after. As we travelled I dragged him to many gay bars & I pulled a few times too, whereas he’d remained sexless for the whole trip. Too bad; he was straight. But when we got to Amsterdam he took charge & dragged me to the red light district, sex museum & a “sex show”. It’s pretty much what you’d expect. 20-30 people sitting in a semi circle around a small stage on which various sex acts take place. I’ve never seen such mechanical, disinterested sex - with a rubber band to stay hard. I found it ludicrous, whereas I suspect my mate was rock hard. Bless. Near the end of the show a woman came onto the stage carrying a chair & a banana. Yeah, you can guess what’s coming: she sat on the chair and shoved the banana up herself. Perhaps it’s good for thrush? Then she peeled the far end of the banana, looked around the audience who were mostly 20yo guys with their eyes popping out of their heads - and pointed at me, probably cos I was the only one struggling not to laugh. My mate couldn’t believe it! He was jealous of course, but he also knew I was the one guy in the room who DIDN’T want to go on stage. Not only that, but he knew I HATED bananas & was being made to eat one. It went surprisingly well. It was quick and painless and the banana was surprisingly edible. But my mate was laughing so hard he had tears streaming down his face. I guess it was his revenge - but he still didn’t get any sex!
