I was just going to prepare myself a salad when I spotted so..
🕑 Added 2018-09-07 16:21:00 +0000 UTC
I was just going to prepare myself a salad when I spotted some tiny people moving around the veggies.. These pests are messing with my food! I better teach them a lesson, so they won't mess with my food next time.
Just look at how small they are to my nipple! Or my huge biceps! Shit, they make a good addition to my salad. Delicious!
