Scenario: You ask me to come over for a little foot massage ..
🕑 Added 2020-10-07 05:44:49 +0000 UTC
Scenario: You ask me to come over for a little foot massage while your wife is away...
...But she comes home because she forgot something and she catches me there. Your wife lunges at me as if she’s going to hit me!
She doesn’t realize who she’s messing with. I turn the tables on her and make her worship me too.
