Honey I crisped the kids....no that doesn't work.
🍎 HAPPY N..
🕑 Added 2022-09-17 15:52:51 +0000 UTC
Honey I crisped the kids....no that doesn't work.
🍎 HAPPY NATIONAL APPLE EATING DAY 🍏
Grab your apples and get to eating. Whether you're a jazz, gala, or fuji type bitch it doesn't matter. If you need help starting the apple (first bite is the hardest) send it to me, Baby Knees, and I'll bite it and ship it right back. Why? Because I care. Anyway, hope the disappointment is still to everyone's liking. Drop your apple puns in the comments, Momma wants to laugh today.
Save an asshole, eat an apple,
Baby Knees
