Last year. I think I double vagged myself while bl.acked out..
🕑 Added 2020-11-11 02:58:56 +0000 UTC
Last year. I think I double vagged myself while bl.acked out. I don't remember this. I think it's so short because I probably passed out.
This was after my night out where a chick was all over me. I kissed her in the one person bathroom she was in with me because was needy.
Then I played Uno with a tinder guy and his 2 friends. I was very dr.unk at that point and sure there was gonna be a foursome.
I was wrong.
So I assume I stumbled home, stripped, ate Domino's (that will be on Twitter), then fucked myself to sleep. 🤷🏼♀️
