On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three ..
🕑 Added 2021-12-16 05:47:56 +0000 UTC
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
Do French hens, turtle doves and partridges actually get along? This sounds like a shit-show of a Christmas gift so far. You know what? You are getting a livestream tomorrow night, Thursday night at 8PM EST! I know, technically it would be a gift for the fourth day but then I wouldn't be giving you enough time to unbutton your pants!
While I am a roll, here is a video that looks like it was shot through the Papa Smurf filter...I promise I am throwing the lights out. Looks like it was shot with a potato too...but I feel guilty if I throw something out without showing it to you first so here is a video that I will be throwing out after you watch it 😉
Oh and it's wagon wednesday and my ass is featured a bit here so enjoy my ass on this fine wagon Wednesday 😘😘
Sorry for the babbling...
