Happy Weight Gain Wednesday! Today is National "Lazy Day" an..
🕑 Added 2022-08-10 11:02:40 +0000 UTC
Happy Weight Gain Wednesday! Today is National "Lazy Day" and National Smores day! Who better to tell you to get fat and eat smores than a camp counsellor!
Here's today's suggested food list:
Breakfast: Large stack of flapjacks covered in butter and maple syrup, a big glass of orange juice, half a pound of bacon, 3 sausages, and scrambled eggs with lots of ketchup.
Snack: Large bowl of trail mix and 2L of pop.
Lunch: 4 loaded hotdogs and baked beans.
Snack: Large bag of chips and dip.
Dinner: Large pot of extra cheesy Mac N' Cheese with lots of butter, cheese, and heavy cream.
Snack: A big pile of smores - microwave them or make them over a fire like a real camper. For added calories, make them with Smores pop tarts instead of graham crackers. Add a large glass of whole milk or "Campfire Coffee" - recipe listed below.
Recipe:
Ingredients
2 tbsp Maker's Mark bourbon
1 small piece orange peel
2 tsp raw sugar
2/3 cup espresso
2 dashes chocolate bitters
VANILLA BOURBON WHIPPED CREAM
1/4 cup 35% cream
1/4 tsp bourbon
1/4 tsp vanilla
Instructions:
Beat cream with bourbon and vanilla.
Place the orange peel in the bottom of an Irish coffee mug with sugar and bitters. Muddle well.
Add bourbon, espresso and 1/4 cup hot water, then stir until sugar is dissolved. Top with Vanilla Bourbon whipped cream.