HoneyThorne
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🕑 Added 2024-04-27 05:41:30 +0000 UTC
Sub exclusive!✨😽 my sleep schedule is all messed up!! I naturally want to go to bed around 3-4 and wake up at lunch time. It’s always been that way for me but then I’m always so groggy, distracted, or even grumpy when I have to get up early like today. I am fidgety when I’m trying to sleep, like: fluffs pillow. Shifts shoulder. Moves hair. Moved leg. Fluffs pillow again. Sticks foot out. Fluffs pillow. Gets scared of monsters. Sticks foot back in. Fluffs pillow. 😵💫🤣
but THEN! ☝️ once I’m asleep, I stay asleep like a hibernating tortoise. A lot of people say that hitting snooze is bad for you because it makes you laze around but for me, snooze is needed because it takes me about 15 minutes to fully awake. All systems booting, power grid recalibrating.🤖🤣 haha! Otherwise, I’m slinging myself out of bed, bumping into the door frame, throwing on whatever inside-shirt I can find, and stumbling out the door with no wallet, keys, or socks. 😭 you must be gentle with me, I’m a delicate creature….except in the bedroom, but everywhere else! ☝️🤣💕 I can take a brutal fucking like nobody’s business even if I’m hobbling afterwards, but 2 degrees too cold or too hot in bed? *hissing toad noises* 🐸🤣😭 but I’ll fuss around until I get it right!
Aliens would be so annoyed with me: “this one won’t stop pouting and rearranging their blankets like a burrow. Is their habitat not to their liking? Should we try some enrichment, like stuffed animals? Ah yes, BRILLIANT- ow, oh hey it bit me.” 👽
