I jump on amazon for 2 seconds and I hear the distinct sound..
🕑 Added 2019-09-29 03:52:52 +0000 UTC
I jump on amazon for 2 seconds and I hear the distinct sounds of a Labrador who has stolen my falafel. Who could really be mad though?
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I’m totally leaning into the fact that my posts are like 30% pets and 70% smut. You’re my audience, this is just what’s happening.
