Transcript of a conversation we just had:
L: I may have to ..
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Transcript of a conversation we just had:
L: I may have to go to the office on Friday.
K: Youโve got a new intern to interview?
Maybe.
Are you going to tie her up and use her like you did to me last night?
You wish. I think you wish this would happen more than I do. I know how this would turn you on.
It sure would.
But no, Iโm afraid my Friday will be more boring than you would hope.
Thatโs sad.
But you know I am going on a business trip next week, right?
Oh, shoot โ thatโs right. Yeah I know.
This will be an industry event with a bunch of us partying for a couple of days.
Fun.
Should I turn my Tinder on?
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
Well, ok. Whatโs your boundary?
No boundary. Whatever you want.
Hm. Are you serious? I canโt tell.
Iโm dead serious.
Ok. Hm. Male or female?
Whatever makes you happy.
Ok. Hm. Iโll do my best.
Please do.
If anything happens, should I let you know right away or when I come back?
When you come back.
Is there anything I should do, or not?
No, just tell me everything when you come back. Everything.
Would you be disappointed if nothing happens?
Hm. I guess, yes, I would. Please make me proud.