To celebrate what is hopefully the end of the pandemic coinc..
🕑 Added 2021-05-28 13:57:35 +0000 UTC
To celebrate what is hopefully the end of the pandemic coinciding with what is certainly the end of the school year, I just booked an impromptu vacation for me and the kiddos.
Unfortunately for hubby, he’s a little too busy with work to come along. But even more unfortunately, the kids and I fly out the day before he gets back from his work trip with the fat girl, Chrissy. Which means his adorable little penis is now going to be locked away in chastity for an extra 5 days!!!
Personally, the thought of him having to sit to urinate at the office for that extra amount of time is sort of a turn on (he’s way too embarrassed to go at the urinal). And to his credit, he’s told me that he’s more than willing to go this extra little mile if it means that I’ll be able to have a more relaxing time with the kids. Ultimately, I think his “one for the team” attitude is just his way of trying to make up for Pantygate. But I do have to admit, not having to worry about my husband rolling Chrissy in flour while I’m gone would definitely make me feel better.
I’m thinking about maybe even having him send me pics of all the little adventures he takes his cage on while we’re gone 😆 Something extra to keep him busy like that would be good for him.
Definitely comment your thoughts. If anyone thinks there’s a good justification for leaving him the key, I’m all ears.
And I’m definitely packing this little Malibu Strings bikini. Because where we’re going is quite warm, and my kids are so used to seeing their mom in slutty swimsuits, they won’t even bat an eyelash.
