Few things are as big of an aphrodisiac to a female than the..
🕑 Added 2022-07-09 17:20:51 +0000 UTC
Few things are as big of an aphrodisiac to a female than the heady combination of sun, sand and surf. Especially in some magical, tropical location where the rum is all top-shelf and the male waitstaff have all been hired exclusively on the basis of their looks and sexual attractiveness.
The saying goes that the pay these poor y0ung men receive in, say, an all-inclusive resort located in a place like Jamaica, is so unbelievably low that the only meaningful form of compensation they receive is in the tight pussies of the wives that come to visit with their husbands and families.
“What!?“ you ask with a combination of shock and surprise. “How is that even possible?”
Very easily. Especially with sister resorts in short walking distance and tons of nooks and crannies to disappear into with that special, well-hung new friend. And it’s not like a horny wife needs a bed for breeding. With the right number of delicious cocktaiIs in her system, a quiet little corner of the resort with a few strategically placed palm trees will do just fine. Because sometimes sneaking away from your husband to bend over and pull your bikini bottoms to the side for a quickie with a horny y0ung bartender is the absolute best. And watching your sweet, unsuspecting husband tip him $50 less than an hour later is just the icing on the cake (and yes, I know this all firsthand 😉).
But this year when we head to Jamaica, my husband won’t be quite as unsuspecting. Because he knows his pretty little wife is on the prowl for something that will give her that “eyes rolling into the back of her head sensation” she continually craves. And he also knows that, as a profession in the human capital management business, I absolutely hate to see qualified y0ung men being undercompensated.
