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Let's practice on your aim... 💦🤪

This alien needs a doc (or better yet, someone that speciali..

This alien needs a doc (or better yet, someone that specializes in ENT)! Even with a humidifier, I've been having (all my life btw) stuffed nose on and off that drains into my throat which then causes me to have to manually swallow a lot due to mucus... oh and having to take shit outta my nose all day long and there's always dried red you know (can't say the word here). Idk what's going on with that �...

Throwback 2020 pic - can Cocksy and I sit on your lap for co..

Throwback 2020 pic - can Cocksy and I sit on your lap for comfort? I got sad when I woke up... 😔 then I looked at my content and my work ethic, which managed to cheer myself up again lol

My face in the first pic 😂😳 ... Also, I've been having a har..

My face in the first pic 😂😳 ... Also, I've been having a hard time falling asleeeeeep 😭 hopefully I can get a nap or something in, after foodsies~ Idk how actual insomniac people do it... but then again, I barely ever sleep as is because I'm always 💫 w o r k i n g 💫 hahaha

Throwback 2020 pic - tip $5 💜💙 if you wouldn't mind waking u..

Throwback 2020 pic - tip $5 💜💙 if you wouldn't mind waking up to me in this (and preferably outta panties too lmao) 🛌 I just had a decent sweepies 💤 so I can be rejuvenated and refreshed to make content tonight! I'm so HAPPY

I think my nipple clamps miss me - what do you think?

Do I look adorkable on my knees? 👀🧎‍♀️🎎 Making more vids and..

Do I look adorkable on my knees? 👀🧎‍♀️🎎 Making more vids and pics later today btw! Can't wait 🤩 it's literally the highlight of my days when I'm able to produce stuff - oh and I have plenty of new ideas and also wanna revisit some older ideas too

Throwback 2020 pic - has anyone every drawn another human be..

Throwback 2020 pic - has anyone every drawn another human being before? Or are there any artists here at all? 🎨🖼🖌✏️ The artwork in the pic is what's got it on my mind lol

Would you help me shave me legs, armpits, and MAYBE arms? Bt..

Would you help me shave me legs, armpits, and MAYBE arms? Btw, even when I don't shave, I don't notice the hair... Also, lookie how cute my bush is down yonder (actually, I prefer to call it a rain forest / forest) 🌳

Who trynna own me and make the collar true? Jk, happy new ye..

Who trynna own me and make the collar true? Jk, happy new years for the 3483929th time - I still have accessories I've not even used yet lmfao I migth've over-bought and over planned for holiday stuff, but it's better than having nothing to use for holidays (like the other other yr or so) 😂

Throwback 2020 pic - do i look hot with these red fishnets o..

Throwback 2020 pic - do i look hot with these red fishnets on? Or the thingy draped over my sensitive bits (what is that called again? I forgot). Anyway, I remember buying the entire dragon ninja outfit a 2nd time just so I can have that 1 piece again since I accidentally threw out the 1st one that you see in that pic... Btw, today, I've been hot-headed aka mad at literally everything so I'm trying to relax a...

Why am I still awake??? Should I be asleep? 🛌

Who trynna get some eraser nips in their mouth? Or maybe the..

Who trynna get some eraser nips in their mouth? Or maybe their tongue in my bewwy button or or WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO FLICK YA OFF; the pumpkin gods made me. Or or or... 🎃🙏

Your favorite season?

Throwback 2020 pic - could you wake up next to me? I usually..

Throwback 2020 pic - could you wake up next to me? I usually just wear panties to bed (no top) 🩲 I barely slept btw 🤡 today is gonna be fun - working every day is always fun especially running on caffeine only mwuahaha fuck meeee!

I had a brain fart and almost forgot what I've posted and no..

I had a brain fart and almost forgot what I've posted and not posted yet from this set 🤓 Nightie nighties! (Now say it back) I go schleeeeeep Zzz

Throwback 2020 pic - better view of the thigh highs lol 🧦 fe..

Throwback 2020 pic - better view of the thigh highs lol 🧦 featuring a dimple 😳 Also, today's been such a rough day... 😭 I've been battling my nose being stuffed and endless amounts of mucous in throat + postnasal drip... hope your day's been better

So you know how some chicks oil up their boobies (or even th..

So you know how some chicks oil up their boobies (or even their entire body lol), is that just baby oil or...? Some specialized oil (if that even exists lmao) that I should be getting at an adult shop? Please don't judge, I'm innocent and iono 🫠

Do I look hot just grinding the air? Or... whatever I'm doin..

Do I look hot just grinding the air? Or... whatever I'm doing lol. I just felt like the boots and the bare ass were a nice combo 🍑🥾

Throwback 2020 pic - do you like these thigh highs? I don't ..

Throwback 2020 pic - do you like these thigh highs? I don't have them anymore... I liked how tight they were, though lmao, but I didn't care for d.Va / actually never played the game. Yes, I literally got those thigh highs to try to fit in / seem like such a gAmErgiRL 😬 Fun fact about me; now idc, I've accepted I'm the outcast and don't care for trends or things that are 'popping' curre...

If I were an alien, would you lemme take ya up into my UFO?

Throwback 2020 pic - maybe I should do something with these ..

Throwback 2020 pic - maybe I should do something with these 'cuffs (I still have them btw uwu) Its cuffing season 🙋‍♀️

Care to join me in the bath? 🛀🧼 I really hope that bump / sc..

Care to join me in the bath? 🛀🧼 I really hope that bump / scar on my butt goes away soon... someone kiss it better pwease and thanksies 😡🥺

Have you ever noticed the faded brown line going down from m..

Have you ever noticed the faded brown line going down from my belly button to my love making area? I've always wondered what it was and if I can recall, it develops on 16% of NONpreggo women (aka me lmfao) I is a virgin 🙈 at first, I was so confused about the line since I always heard a lot of preggo women get it. But it can show up on men as well. Fun facts