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Would you grab my butt under my shorts if I took a bath in f..
Would you grab my butt under my shorts if I took a bath in front of you? Lol 🛀 I went to zzz late last night because I was fiddling around with color strips and my curtain in my upstairs office (oh and I have 2 offices; 1 downstairs). Good thing I had like, 3 boxes of color strips because 2 of them didn't even work right out of the box (i think the company was called Mercury or something? It was from walmart)...
Can you be my personal trainer? There's perks where that cam..
Can you be my personal trainer? There's perks where that came from 😉 Just some 'yoga' (what do I even know about that lmao) / stretching~ I just woke up a bit ago with a slight headache (probably need caffeine) and feeling like I've got way too much to do once again 🙃 but other than that, I'm continuing to push to get my house together. I'm also itching to make content here for the firs...
Like if you love how pointy my tiddies are / like this angle..
Like if you love how pointy my tiddies are / like this angle 💠I nearly forgot I have to put my blackout curtains (wtf, that autocorrected to cu.lt1sts (in the correct spelling of it)) up and my color strips + other decor up lmao I suppose I should be proud of what I have gotten done as opposed to what I still have to do... Anyone else buy a house and then take a long bit to get fully settled in?
Would you stop and stare as I exercise? Or join? I'm so dro..
Would you stop and stare as I exercise? Or join? I'm so drowsy today and I feel like I have a lot to do lol... reddit is giving me issues (or is it imgur)... my eyes burn and I need coffee + food ASAP before I do anything else. Comment if you'd assist me to make my day less difficult 😵
Have my ass or my face close up to you first? ðŸ‘😊 If you don'..
Have my ass or my face close up to you first? ðŸ‘😊 If you don't choose face, just know, that you're missing out and my soup got to have the face close up to it a few mins ago (that's right, soup for breakfast!) 🲠Gotta go grocery shoppinggggg today, but besides that, I don't have much going on that I haven't already mentioned lol. I'm also cursing my kitchen sink for not having a garba...
Would you peek up my skirt or my top if you're the driver? 🚘..
Would you peek up my skirt or my top if you're the driver? 🚘 I've been settling in nicely; finally had a longgggg sleep to rejuvenate myself 🌙 I didn't get everything done yday, so I'll be doing a few odds and ends today as far as washing my utensils and putting some stuff (like cleaning stuff) in the basement. I received my upstairs office desk yday, but idk when I'll get around to setting...
On my face or on between my legs? 🦇 I've finally unpacking ..
On my face or on between my legs? 🦇 I've finally unpacking all of my clothessss and sorting them into my closets! 👙 I woke up early today to get more done here soon (got a shitton of garbage to toss out, things to put into the basement, got some dishes to wash, etc.). Oh and my upstairs desk arrives today, but idk if I'll get that set up today or not (seems like the rest of the boxes I have are things ...
Is it OK that I couldn't get that lingerie bra on? 😵 Don't m..
Is it OK that I couldn't get that lingerie bra on? 😵 Don't mind me as I talked a lotttt (I literally forgot what I said, lmao, but I kinda had an oopsie and flashed my forest for like, a sec) 🌳 I slept upstairs of my house for the first time and I woke up 2 hrs ago to my arm not feeling tingly (like how it would feel if it 'fell asleep'), i couldn't feel it AT ALL. Couldn't move it at a...
Would you get distracted from driving if I were in the front..
Would you get distracted from driving if I were in the front passenger seat? 🚘 I didn't get to make outdoor content, but I did get to do car content whilst I was on my way to my old apt to do laundry lmao 😂 feels goooooood to be able to squeeze in vid and pic time despite being so busy. OH AND FINALLY GOT TO PUT ON EYELINER after 500 years of having an eyelid problem that prevented me from doing so~
Pick me nip or I pick your nose?👃 2nd pic is me going to di..
Pick me nip or I pick your nose?👃 2nd pic is me going to dive into your nostrils jk I woke up a tad sad today for a couple of reasons:) but I think the main one is due to how I've still not gotten a lot unpacked yet... luckily, I have time. Lots of it. Just feels like if I'm not super productive all day long everyday = it means I'm a failure 🙄 although I've gotten a lot done in such a short am...
Which position first? 🫡 I went to sleep late af last night ..
Which position first? 🫡 I went to sleep late af last night because I got spooked from watching Dead Files, and then having the majority of this house having broken a fuse randomly for no reason (easily fixable by flipping the switch in the breaker box thingy). BUT I couldn't go into the basement lmfao PLEASE DONT LAUGH AT ME 🤣 took me 3 hrs to finally go to zzz at like, 5am... now it's already 1:23pm a...
Hopefully you like being able to see through my leggings, do..
Hopefully you like being able to see through my leggings, do you? 🫣 I didn't know they were see thru until after I took the pics lmao 😳 Currently waiting on the security systemmmm peep(s). Excited that it's my last appointment for a bit. Although, I still need a washer and dryer soon + gotta get someone to deliver a livingroom tv and couch... And next week, I have to do 1 final quick sweep for my apt, ...
Reading series~ Goosebumps book # 3 - chapter 22, 23, and 24..
Reading series~ Goosebumps book # 3 - chapter 22, 23, and 24 First time using the mic for reaaaaadingggg 📖🎤 Do I look cute in my bat (I think) onesie? Today, I've finally gotten all of my stuff put into my house! 🡠I've not yet unpacked anything much yet... been way too busy and the internet technician had troubles with setting up internet thanks to there being no cable outlet, so he had to make one...
WAIT, don't tell anyoneeee I have the cutest little forest g..
WAIT, don't tell anyoneeee I have the cutest little forest going on down yonder 😩 the lingerie can't contain it; but I swear it isn't THAT much 🫣 I wanna trim it to make a cute heart above, like I think I mentioned before, but I've not yet had time. Today, I'm awaiting an appt for 1 of the house utilities and I might unpack stuff + I have to fill out another formmmmm Yday, I changed my addr...
Is it OK if this bat reads to you whilst perched upside on y..
Is it OK if this bat reads to you whilst perched upside on your lap? 🦇 Today, I woke up a lot earlier (about an hr or so ago) sooner than I did prior, so maybe I can get more stuffffff done as far as wiping down my apt and moving more stuff over to the house 🙠I feel happieeessss since the more I spend time here, the more 'lived-in' the house feels~ I'm glad I didn't buy a super small nor super...
Good afternoon! 🌤 I had a great sleep at my new place even t..
Good afternoon! 🌤 I had a great sleep at my new place even though I had to get a sleeping bag for camping and it was basically like I was sleeping on the floor anyway. 😂 I was just way too tired to care, honestly. About to move some more stuff over and gotta go get an AC unit for the upstairssss since it's so hot up there. It's like my balls fall off with all the sweat from even 5 min of being up there ...
Hiiiiii! Would you clean me nip in the tub teehee c: Soooo,..
Hiiiiii! Would you clean me nip in the tub teehee c: Soooo, I've moved my essentials to the house and this is my first night here 😻 I'm surprised I'm not yet asleep after such a long day I've not eaten all day except for early morning, sooooo someone should hold me accountable and TELL ME TO MAKE YUMMIES ðŸ plz n thx
Good moaaaaaaning â˜€ï¸ the weather's nice here~ How's yours? ..
Good moaaaaaaning â˜€ï¸ the weather's nice here~ How's yours? Today, I'm doing locksmith stuff and things and also gonna move a few things over to my house before tuesday's big move. Busy, busy I've also learned that everything stresses me out a lot lol😳 gotta manage that.
Idk what's dancing, I guess my boobies more than anything el..
Idk what's dancing, I guess my boobies more than anything else lmfao 😂 Why is it past midnight now and I'm still not asleep (i was super tired earlier...), even though I'll be busy tmrw too?! Someone help! 😴
House update; I GOT MY KEYS TO THE HOUSE LIKE, 2 HOURS AGO! ..
House update; I GOT MY KEYS TO THE HOUSE LIKE, 2 HOURS AGO! 😻🔑 had problems, but when have I not had problems... it's been a rough ride. But, hey, I made it through. Anyways, I meandered around (and in) my house afterwards and just admired it for a bit. Now I'm back at my apt for at least tonight. Can't wait to part ways with this place... I'm mentally exhausted lmao... How are you doing? ðŸŽ...
I slept for soooo long and I'm so drowsy; you wouldn't mind ..
I slept for soooo long and I'm so drowsy; you wouldn't mind me crawling towards you with my shorts down, do you 🩳 I'm getting more and more excited, and kinda nervous, as the time gets closer today for my keyssss! I dunno what to really expect there... i know everyone there will be watching me do chicken scratch with my signature since I know I have to sign more stuff and things haha 🤣
I sacrificed my whole being potentially tripping if this cha..
I sacrificed my whole being potentially tripping if this chair were to wheel even a centimeter; please show me you appreciate my risky behavior! 🤣😅 It's been a bit since I've immersed myself in any of my games. Today I won't be doing much, so I think I'm gonna treat myself to a ton of gaming time! 🎮 I definitely need a mental break from life hahaha especially with tmrw being the big day wher...
Which of these 4 pics makes you smirk more? 🤓 In a few hour..
Which of these 4 pics makes you smirk more? 🤓 In a few hours, I'm visiting my house that I'll own on Thursday, to do a final walk-through and I'm scared I'm gonna cry tears of joy in front of my realtor. 😂 It's kinda hitting lately that it's MY home and that I'm going to have it / It'll be a reality soon ðŸ˜
Are you a fan of my tiny butt (I mean, sometimes it looks bi..
Are you a fan of my tiny butt (I mean, sometimes it looks big...er... bigger...)? 👠Guys, red waterfall of doom started yday and I'm so annoyed with having to go through it again 😠all I keep telling myself is that, at least it started so I can get through it and then not have that type of pain when doing house stuff in a week. Oh and I only ate once yet again yday... about to eat now. Being busy + feeling...
Would you like some audio only content as well? I remember I..
Would you like some audio only content as well? I remember I used to do that for dreams (those were deleted forever ago... sadly... I regret deleting them since I don't have those files saved anymore either). Sometimes I think I might wanna spontaneously voice my thoughts (or dreams or whatever else) rather than typing them out all the time. Especially when I can't set up to record a vid on the spot / even wh...
See how well you know me; True or false I believe that stuff..
See how well you know me; True or false I believe that stuff and things feel nicer in my ass versus my pussy
DO NOT open your msgs, it's the most unholy thing ever Jesus..
DO NOT open your msgs, it's the most unholy thing ever Jesus Christ, God, and even the Virgin Mary would NOT approve I WARNED YOU
Who's gonna pull on my bunny tail 😡 I actually ate twice yd..
Who's gonna pull on my bunny tail 😡 I actually ate twice yday instead of once (one of the meals = protein cranberry almond oatmeal. Yum), who's gonna tell me I did a good job lmao... idk how to not have a busy day anymore (especially one where i don't forget to care for myself)... ANYWAY... Hopefully your Easter will be bangin' 🪺ðŸ‡
Are you going to be busy tmrw for Easter?
Are you going to be busy tmrw for Easter?
Would you succ on my nips? Grrr, I realized I only ate once..
Would you succ on my nips? Grrr, I realized I only ate once yday and it was one of those instant mac&cheese cup thingies... making another now and then heading to bed lmao I can't be bothered to make anything else since no energy. I really hope later, when I wake up, I can have a better day as far as eating goes... I really need to start having oatmeal multiple times a day again; I felt better during that time ...

















