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Had a blast at my brothers house for Cinco de Mayo yesterday..

Had a blast at my brothers house for Cinco de Mayo yesterday. Trying to recover today!! My sis in law made me byotp! 😂😂😂😂😂 🧻🧻

Getting diiirrrrtttyyyy in the kitchen today!!!!! Man, I nee..

Getting diiirrrrtttyyyy in the kitchen today!!!!! Man, I need some taste testers for these cookies!

A little windy out, but I’ll definitely be getting a tan! I ..

A little windy out, but I’ll definitely be getting a tan! I keep forgetting that my kid has access to the ring camera in the back yard, so she was probably thinking that I was up to no good again doing these pics!!!!

Happy sunny Wednesday!!! I’m off for six days and I couldn’t..

Happy sunny Wednesday!!! I’m off for six days and I couldn’t be more excited! We are going to celebrate cinco de mayo on Saturday with some food, drinks, and some games!! What are y’all going to do?

Gooooooood morning!!! It’s ok to diddle yourself before work..

Gooooooood morning!!! It’s ok to diddle yourself before work, correct?

Howdy, from the depths of hell!! Just kidding! Happy Monday!..

Howdy, from the depths of hell!! Just kidding! Happy Monday! ❤️

Oops, he did it again!!!! I had the best orgasm too! I’m typ..

Oops, he did it again!!!! I had the best orgasm too! I’m typically not a squirter, but I soaked the blanket!!! Neighbors may have heard that one!!

30th birthday shenanigans are about to commence! 🎉

Thought I’d bring out the lingerie! Felt sexy in it. It’s ..

Thought I’d bring out the lingerie! Felt sexy in it. It’s raining ☔️ right now, so I don’t really feel like getting out, but need to do some running around. I guess I won’t melt! 🤣😂

Feeling kinda frisky today!!! Great work out, gave Mr. Midwe..

Feeling kinda frisky today!!! Great work out, gave Mr. Midwest a haircut, going to see my granny. And I know I said I was going to get my toenails done the other day, but things happen and I didn’t get a chance. So off I go!!!

👋🏻 hola my dears!!! Just acting like a gardener today!

It’s my Friday!!!!! Can’t wait until 7:23!!!! Have an amazin..

It’s my Friday!!!!! Can’t wait until 7:23!!!! Have an amazing day y’all!!! 😘

Happy Monday!!! Would you just look at my back??!! 👀 I think..

Happy Monday!!! Would you just look at my back??!! 👀 I think I did our landscaping for five hours. It was only 60 degrees out, but the sun really got me!

It’s Sunday again!!!! Work out ✔️, now to shower and maybe g..

It’s Sunday again!!!! Work out ✔️, now to shower and maybe get a little action. Or, get some action and then shower!!! Gotta cut the grass. I work tomorrow and Tuesday. Camping this coming weekend! Can’t wait!

Ahoy!!!! Wish I were really on a boat, but the bathtub will ..

Ahoy!!!! Wish I were really on a boat, but the bathtub will have to do. After a long 9 hour day full of BS, I needed Calgon, ( or Dr. Teal’s) to take me away! So many codes called and to top it off, I have an ex harassing me. Fucker! Glad to be home. Glad to be off for the weekend. Anyone have any fun plans that you can share with me so that I can live vicariously through you?! 😂

Happy thirsty Thursday y’all!! I’m not feeling the greatest ..

Happy thirsty Thursday y’all!! I’m not feeling the greatest so I’m slow to get started again. I think I only gave about 80% at the gym this morning. Anywho, onward and upwards! Gotta get shit done! I was on the men’s unit yesterday and I’ll tell ya, it took all my energy. I was beat. I picked up another shift tomorrow! Was hoping the hubs would come home for lunch and get be me a treat! 😉 we shall see! M...

Already 82 outside! 🌞🕶️ Anyone love warm weather like I do? ..

Already 82 outside! 🌞🕶️ Anyone love warm weather like I do? I must say though, I need a tan!

Forgot to post! Had a little fun the other day! Mr. Midwest ..

Forgot to post! Had a little fun the other day! Mr. Midwest sure did blow a big load!

Headed to the quinceanera! Trying to find something to wear ..

Headed to the quinceanera! Trying to find something to wear though. It’s always a challenge! Especially when you’re bent and over and your hubs sticks his tongue on me! 👅

Well, fishing with my dad was a bust. It was soooo windy out..

Well, fishing with my dad was a bust. It was soooo windy outside! Sooooo, I came home and put my new ferns in their new pots! I did however step in a pile of crap in the yard, so there’s that. 🙄😂

Hahahaha, shit happens! You’ll see what I mean if you watch ..

Hahahaha, shit happens! You’ll see what I mean if you watch the video!

Good morning folks!!!! Someone asked if I’ll be doing any mo..

Good morning folks!!!! Someone asked if I’ll be doing any more lives, but I’m not sure. I never know what to do on them, so give me your thoughts.

Good Tuesday morning to you all!!! I’m headed to work. Wish ..

Good Tuesday morning to you all!!! I’m headed to work. Wish me luck! 🍀

Happy eclipse day!!!!

New drink alert. I think the hubs made it up. Pear vodka, cr..

New drink alert. I think the hubs made it up. Pear vodka, cranberry juice, and grenadine. Not too bad!

Assuming the position early today! Easy like Sunday morning!..

Assuming the position early today! Easy like Sunday morning! 🍑❤️

What’s on your agenda today? I need some retail therapy afte..

What’s on your agenda today? I need some retail therapy after my lunch!! I have some new shit to show you, so I’ll make a video later. It’s nothing wild, but I’m excited about it!!

Sorry such a late post!!!! I picked up an 8 hour shift today..

Sorry such a late post!!!! I picked up an 8 hour shift today and have been running around since!!! Here are the two suits that I showed you Tuesday. Which one do YOU prefer??! I think I like the blue. Maybe I’ll like the other after I get a tan. Or do you just prefer me ass up??!! 😂😂🍑 I’ll respond to my messages tomorrow!! 😘😘😘

Ok, so here’s some random pics I took at the gym after work ..

Ok, so here’s some random pics I took at the gym after work this afternoon. And of course my little video. Hope your Tuesday is grrrrreat!

We survived the weekend in Memphis! Did you know that a car ..

We survived the weekend in Memphis! Did you know that a car is stolen every 26 minutes there? And that they have the highest m@rder rates there. It was fun though! Had some delicious bbq and listened to some blues! Glad to be back in my bed though!! I’ll respond to everyone tomorrow. I’m heading to work!