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My waterproof phone case made a better angle possible.
My waterproof phone case made a better angle possible.
This was the best angle I could get. My phone was on my phon..
This was the best angle I could get. My phone was on my phone case which was on a railing. They really need a wider shower curtain for that shower because people could see me. 🥺 The hot water felt amazing after so many hours in the pool. I've barely eaten anything in the last 2 days, and I've swam about 7 hours in those 2 days. I think I'm going to order Applebee's because I have zero energy...
I am nearly always surprised about what people really like. ..
I am nearly always surprised about what people really like. This is very popular. 🤷🏼♀️ Posting this from the hot tub by the way.
Last little video for today. My face is irritated on one s..
Last little video for today. My face is irritated on one side for some reason, so just ignore that. The red makes my eyes pop. 🙈
Belly centric from various angles. Ignore the owies on my t..
Belly centric from various angles. Ignore the owies on my thigh please. The ones on my belly are from Ellie obviously. Once I figure out what the regular swimmer's schedules are I'll be able to break out my waterproof case for some underwater shit. I had pretty much zero alone time today. 🥺 I need to figure out dinner before I pass out. I haven't eaten today and I swam a long time. I'm starvi...
I couldn't do super naughty pool videos because it was prett..
I couldn't do super naughty pool videos because it was pretty busy today. I swam two hours. Both of my doctor's told me to take it easy because of my arm and the fact I haven't really exercised in ages,but I swam 2 hours. I didn't use my arms a ton, but I used them enough to make my arm hurt. I'm swimming tomorrow, Thursday, and Friday as well. I gotta make up for lost time, yo. I have a f...
Stuff. Added the freebie I made for Twitter. I'll get to..
Stuff. Added the freebie I made for Twitter. I'll get to messages soon. I'm eating and whatnot.
I was nearly busted omg. 😱 It's a good thing I decided to u..
I was nearly busted omg. 😱 It's a good thing I decided to use hand sanitizer. I was so flustered by nearly getting caught that I ended up wheezing and the doctor could hear it. I used my inhaler while she sat there giving me a worried look. 🙈 The nurse told me she'd be 10 minutes. She was 5. 🙃
Drúñk girl shit. 🥴 Due to technical difficulties, most of t..
Drúñk girl shit. 🥴 Due to technical difficulties, most of the content I made last night is unusable. LPT: Don't use liquid highlighter on your butt cheeks when it's hot and you're sweating. It melts into your butt crack and looks like blööd. Or at least don't use one that is a rosy tint. Silver probably would have looked cool. 😒 Might make that video PPV just because the twerking itsel...
This seems more popular than I thought it would be, so I'm t..
This seems more popular than I thought it would be, so I'm throwing it on here too. 🤷🏼♀️
I just realized I left in my first draft failure. Pls don'..
I just realized I left in my first draft failure. Pls don't judge me. 🥺
If you pretend I'm in a different time zone it's still today..
If you pretend I'm in a different time zone it's still today. I made too much content again. I have to sit when doing stuff because I get tired really easily. I get sweaty and out of breath after just standing for a few minutes. 🥵 It's also 90F in my apartment and I decided to cook. 👌🏻 This cooking video didn't go as planned, but when do any of my videos go as planned? 🤷🏼♀️...
Final bathtub video omg. I get stuck a lot. I'm going to..
Final bathtub video omg. I get stuck a lot. I'm going to see if I have anything good to eat while this uploads. I have no ice cream and I'm sad. I got a thréè serving can of hearty split pea soup and a vanilla protein drink to have something sweet. 🤷🏼♀️
I'm lucky this tub is slightly wider than average. I only ..
I'm lucky this tub is slightly wider than average. I only cut myself ~6 times while basically shaving blind. Shaving when you can't see what you're doing is nerve wracking, yo. 😂 There's one more video coming tomorrow. I was in the bath a realllllllly long time. You get to see me struggle to stand up in the slippery tub in the next video. It was pretty tricky to do without falling. 🙈 My ...
I barely fit in this bathtub. I also kinda broke it a tiny b..
I barely fit in this bathtub. I also kinda broke it a tiny bit. 🤏🏻 I have more bathtub videos coming because I have zero time management skills. I hurt my owie arm for this, so I probably won't be making more content for a few days. I think ~65 minutes of bathtub content will tide you over. How cute do I look though? 🥰 I've been uploading this for 30 minutes now. Trying to decide what to eat....
It's too small. 🥺 I get out of breath very easily if you ca..
It's too small. 🥺 I get out of breath very easily if you can't tell. I'm working up the courage to try out my stability ball. It says it can hold up to 660lbs, but what if it can't? My butt will go boom! I just remembered that I accidentally broke a wine glass in my bathroom. 🙈 I'm planning on making some kind of content tomorrow (or Friday if I don't have enough money for my house...
An exhaustion fueled video. I bought this chefs hat becaus..
An exhaustion fueled video. I bought this chefs hat because I want to do some sexy cooking videos or something. I was just craving a smoothie and saw the hat so inspiration struck. 🤷🏼♀️h
I posted this on Twitter, but apparently people like it enou..
I posted this on Twitter, but apparently people like it enough to steal it and upload it various places without crediting me, so I'll upload it here as well. 😤 The funny thing is I don't like it. 🤷🏼♀️
Quick weigh in video. Excuse the puffy eyes...I just woke up..
Quick weigh in video. Excuse the puffy eyes...I just woke up. 🙈
Part 2! These take an hour to upload so I hope you weren't..
Part 2! These take an hour to upload so I hope you weren't too sad about the wait. ❤️ I'm eating a quart of cookies and cream ice cream while this uploads. I'm half done right now, and my tongue has frost bite. 👌🏻
I need to start taking my Adderall before I make content. ..
I need to start taking my Adderall before I make content. I hope you guys enjoy this slightly wacky video. It has to be in 2 parts because it's so long. 🤷🏼♀️
No makeup, puffy eyes, and jerking off an air pump to inflat..
No makeup, puffy eyes, and jerking off an air pump to inflate my stability ball at 2:30am. My life is WILD, yo. I'll hopefully try this ball out tomorrow. Or today. Whatever.
Nobody knew my secret except the chairs my ass stuck to. I..
Nobody knew my secret except the chairs my ass stuck to. I may have accidentally flashed my driver while getting out of the car though. 🙈
My arm is improving, so I'll have better content very soon. ..
My arm is improving, so I'll have better content very soon. Feel free to leave some ideas. I'll probably utilize this stability ball I got if it holds my weight. 😒
I'll be making some content today! I currently have to bàbý ..
I'll be making some content today! I currently have to bàbý my left arm so I've been trying to figure out what to do, but I have therapy today so I'll probably look cute and stuff.
I'm going to make new videos soon. Currently dealing with a ..
I'm going to make new videos soon. Currently dealing with a weird physical issue with is kinda fucking shit up. I just got some new leggings and stuff and a stability ball that may or may not hold my weight. 😒 Found these pictures from 3 yeárś ago. So much smaller, yo.
In case you haven't seen it: https://variety.com/2021/digi..
In case you haven't seen it: https://variety.com/2021/digital/news/onlyfans-drops-porn-ban-sexually-explicit-policy-1235048705/ I'll be making some kind of content later. With actual makeup on! Maybe I'll try to see how many of the try on haul clothes I can find.
Playing with my belly while I deal with Instacart support. ..
Playing with my belly while I deal with Instacart support. Smooshy face. I have to reupload this since OnlyFans has a valuation of over $4B and still can't be bothered to optimize the site. 🤨
I haven't been feeling well, but I still wanted to make some..
I haven't been feeling well, but I still wanted to make some kind of content for you guys. ❤️
Trying to get into the spooky season spirit. I'm still goi..
Trying to get into the spooky season spirit. I'm still going to do my try on haul...it will just be a bigger haul once I figure out where all the items are. I'll still be posting on here for the foreseeable future. If I have spicy content to post...I'll figure out where to put that. 🤷🏼♀️ I think we're all trying to figure out exactly what's going on with OnlyFans at the moment. I...
