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I realllllllly miss swimming so I'll probably be doing a bun..

I realllllllly miss swimming so I'll probably be doing a bunch of pool/locker room throwbacks. On this day I was exhausted from swimming and unable to get myself off.

Throwbacks omg. I look small compared to now.

This got away from me a bit. My bad. I have to upload a ..

This got away from me a bit. My bad. I have to upload a bunch of videos to my Google drive before I can make more, so yoga has to wait. I had to delete 87 videos for this to fit as it is. I tried to be pretty for this, but instead I'm just cute because I sweated most of my makeup off. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Also, you guys probably wanna see me fuck myself and shit, b..

Also, you guys probably wanna see me fuck myself and shit, but I have been unable to get off for months due to depression and stress so it will have to wait. I don't do anything I don't enjoy. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Fun(?) little video since I didn't go live. I did nothing to..

Fun(?) little video since I didn't go live. I did nothing today but get stressed out then cuddle my kitty for so long that my right shoulder is super stiff. If there wasn't a pandemic, I'd make a tinder boy come give me a full body massage. Also, throwback to skinnier face. Pretty much all of my latest weight gain is from quarantine snacks alone. I'm going to drug myself to sleep so I'll be re...

I appreciate you guys for not being entitled buttfaces. You ..

I appreciate you guys for not being entitled buttfaces. You da best. 🏆 No idea if I've already posted this, but yolo. Sweet dreams. 😘

Have you ever pet your kitty while trying to twerk? 😂

Last, actually sexy throwback for today. The date i did this..

Last, actually sexy throwback for today. The date i did this for stood me up. It's not easy making a googly eye stick to a buttplug jewel. 😡 Also, literally just figured out how to rearrange the stuff in my posts! Go me! 👸🏻

This is one of my favorites from when I was streaming on Ple..

This is one of my favorites from when I was streaming on Plexstorm.

Throwback humpday (I actually forgot it was Wednesday AFTER ..

Throwback humpday (I actually forgot it was Wednesday AFTER the last post and tried to schedule the bus for something. 😩 This is me waiting for my date to get back from the bathroom. Last good date. In October. It's been almost a year. 🥺 Also, kinda feel like my butt is 1.5x bigger now.

I LIKE HOW NOBODY TOLD ME IT WAS ACTUALLY WEDNESDAY.

T-t-throwback Tuesday. Pretty sure it's Tuesday anyway. ..

T-t-throwback Tuesday. Pretty sure it's Tuesday anyway. I think I'm going to go to Walmart this week to get some supplies for the photoshoot idea I have. I'll have to order some stuff from Amazon as well. Because I'm extra. 🥴

This isn't sexy, but you guys get to see it before anyone el..

This isn't sexy, but you guys get to see it before anyone else. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I spent $40 on this mask and these earrings just so I can be EXTRA extra. It's the little things in life that bring me joy. Thinking of doing a photoshoot with them. 🤔

Lingerie try on! Spoiler: Most of it doesn't really fit.

Here's a silly preview of the lingerie try on video that I'l..

Here's a silly preview of the lingerie try on video that I'll be uploading once I go to bed. It will take about an hour or so to upload so it has to wait. You guys will have something nice to wake up to though. 😘 I heard these panties start to rip so I tried to be the Hulk and rip them off. It did not work as planned.

I most definitely will not be able to post everything in 4K ..

I most definitely will not be able to post everything in 4K because this short clip is about 1GB by itself, but I made this for you guys. Probably the best part. Especially with slow-mo. I think I watched it 7 times or so because I was fascinated by my own ass clapping. No filters or color correction because iMovie failed me in that department. 😔 PRAISE ME FOR MY TWERKING. I've been working on it somewhat...

I finally made a weigh in video. This is my highest weight, ..

I finally made a weigh in video. This is my highest weight, so I'll definitely be making workout videos now. I hope you appreciate the extra effort I went to in order to make this theatrical. I used 2 phones and my expensive camera. 👏🏻

I'm feeling kinda self-conscious about this video because my..

I'm feeling kinda self-conscious about this video because my quarantine weight gain made my inner thighs and pussy darker, but I think I might be able to lighten them. I haven't really looked at myself lately since I haven't had reason to, so I had no idea it was happening. 🥺 Also, I was super slippery after this video and I had to put my night gown on to soak up all the excess oil.