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Wake up y'all, it's Fat Cock Friday! Let's get face down wit..

Wake up y'all, it's Fat Cock Friday! Let's get face down with some fabulous furry fornication.

Throwback Thursday, 10 years ago.

Hard to believe, but this 18 year old neighbor asked me how ..

Hard to believe, but this 18 year old neighbor asked me how he could tell if he was attracted to men. So I brought him inside, sat him in a chair and explained what you'd think would be obvious. By the end of this role play, we shot our loads and I was so excited I used the cum as lube to shoot a second time, mopping it all up with a pair of white briefs.

Happy Hump Day. "Embrace Wednesday's warmth and watch the wo..

Happy Hump Day. "Embrace Wednesday's warmth and watch the world work wonders."

It's Choose-day! Choose to live. Choose to love. Choose to d..

It's Choose-day! Choose to live. Choose to love. Choose to do what it takes to make yourself smile. If those choices include chowing down on my tubesteak or chewing my hairy butt, then I'll be smiling with you.

A neighbor lad visits and asks a basic question: "How do I k..

A neighbor lad visits and asks a basic question: "How do I know I'm attracted to men?" I've been there, when I was confused in high school and college, dating girls but playing with buddies on the side. By the end of our conversation I'm so excited I cum twice. Trailer for upcumming video.

Still shots from upcumming role play video, "The Reason it w..

Still shots from upcumming role play video, "The Reason it was so Good for Us Last Night."

Naked and hard, I do my part to encourage everyone to "Regis..

Naked and hard, I do my part to encourage everyone to "Register to Vote," so we can all continue expressing ourselves however we like, without shame or fear. Consenting adults ought to be able to sniff dirty socks and assholes, and play with their cocks while the self-righteous freak out over our perversions. It's called freedom of expression, a First Amendment right we want to make sure to keep.

Happy Sunday! Let's have some lip-smackin', finger-lickin' g..

Happy Sunday! Let's have some lip-smackin', finger-lickin' good fun today. Wanna cum along for the ride?

Happy weekend! I hope you have plans to do whatever brings y..

Happy weekend! I hope you have plans to do whatever brings you joy, peace and/or contentment. My plan is to have no plan, but hope that some kissing, nip play, deep-throating, ass-eating and fucking with loads spurting like machine gun fire, all cum my way. Feel like cumming my way today?

Foot Fetish Jerk Off. Can you fit all my toes in your mouth?..

Foot Fetish Jerk Off. Can you fit all my toes in your mouth? How much can you take? Licking, sucking, nibbling, sniffing--mmmmmmm. This load is for you foot aficionados.

Fulfill your Feasting Fantasies on this Fat Cock Friday! Fee..

Fulfill your Feasting Fantasies on this Fat Cock Friday! Feeling Frisky? Same here. Have a great weekend!

Trailer for "Get Out the Vote," upcumming video encouraging ..

Trailer for "Get Out the Vote," upcumming video encouraging voter registration for all those who enjoy sexual freedom and want to continue doing what we want with who we want (of legal age), without fear of judgement or reprisals.

"How Do I Know I'm Attracted to Men?" My 18 year old neighbo..

"How Do I Know I'm Attracted to Men?" My 18 year old neighbor asked me this, and you'd think the answer would be obvious. But he seemed confused, and I wanted to be helpful. So I recorded a session addressing the issue. Video cumming soon.

Daddy hasn't cum for 5 days. Think you can help me out with ..

Daddy hasn't cum for 5 days. Think you can help me out with that backup?

It started raining at my buddy's pool party, and everyone le..

It started raining at my buddy's pool party, and everyone left but you. Thanks for sticking around until the sun came out again to wiggle our dicks, show each other our holes and remember how hot it was playing in the water before the rain.

Outtakes, not in the final version of "Gift from the Univers..

Outtakes, not in the final version of "Gift from the Universe," Part I cumming soon with @mrcosmouniverse and me.

Cumming soon, Part I of "Gift from the Universe," with me an..

Cumming soon, Part I of "Gift from the Universe," with me and @mrcosmouniverse.

Me and my cock, balls and hole wish you a Marvelous, Meaty M..

Me and my cock, balls and hole wish you a Marvelous, Meaty Monday. Have a great week.

A clip from my upcumming foot worship video, where I suck my..

A clip from my upcumming foot worship video, where I suck my own toes and ask you to kiss and lick and nibble on my heels and soles until I can't hold back and shoot a load.

On this Hole-y Day, Sunday, for the good of the Universe, le..

On this Hole-y Day, Sunday, for the good of the Universe, let's worship what we want, when we want and how we want. And by the way--what is it that you want today?

One of my subscribers told me he'd like to see me swinging m..

One of my subscribers told me he'd like to see me swinging my soft cock and balls. "Hmmmmm," I thought, "That should be easy enough before I record my next foot fetish video." And that's how this short subject clip occurred.

"Virgin Half my Age." You asked me to show you how to please..

"Virgin Half my Age." You asked me to show you how to please Daddy, and take your virgin hole. I got so turned on giving you instructions that after you rode my cock and I came deep in your hole, I shot a second load. It took 30 minutes, but the patience paid off.

Still shots from "Virgin Half my Age," where you ask Daddy h..

Still shots from "Virgin Half my Age," where you ask Daddy how he can please an older man. I get so hot explaining it to you that I cum twice. Now playing.

Trailer for "Gift From the Universe, Pt II," of a trilogy, s..

Trailer for "Gift From the Universe, Pt II," of a trilogy, starring @MrCosmoUniverse, hubby @hairyartist and me.

Happy Fat Cock Friday. May all your fat cock dreams cum true..

Happy Fat Cock Friday. May all your fat cock dreams cum true.

11 minutes of loads for all you cumshot lovers out there.

Still shots from upcumming video, "Virgin Half My Age." You ..

Still shots from upcumming video, "Virgin Half My Age." You asked me if I wouldn't mind sitting in a chair and show you how to please Daddy while I slowly got your hole slick and ready for your first ride. After I came, I was still so horny I kept stroking my cummy cock before fucking you again and shooting a second load.

"Virgin Half My Age." A work in progress, where Daddy takes ..

"Virgin Half My Age." A work in progress, where Daddy takes his time loosening your virgin hole while he teaches you what to do to please him. After I cum up your sweet, tight ass, I'm still so horny I want to fuck you again in a different position until I shoot a second load.