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New Monday; new week; new start; new goals, and some newdity..

New Monday; new week; new start; new goals, and some newdity for inspiration. Enjoy!

Thought I was going to do some abra-cadabra magic thing, and..

Thought I was going to do some abra-cadabra magic thing, and it just turned into a standard jerk off session with cum-dripping close-up at the end. I'll try again another time. XO

Masturbation can be funJoin the holy orgy kamasutraEveryoooo..

Masturbation can be funJoin the holy orgy kamasutraEveryoooooooooooooooooone! from "Hair"Happy Sunday--worship as you will.

"Speedo," a role play. I can't walk to the pool to swim laps..

"Speedo," a role play. I can't walk to the pool to swim laps with this full hard-on. Or can I?

I promised you dessert, and here you get it in "Chef Pt II."..

I promised you dessert, and here you get it in "Chef Pt II." I use the cum from my first load to work a second load into a sweet, sticky white froth. Calling all cum-lovers to help me lick the frosting.

Here's a little something to help you start your weekend. Wa..

Here's a little something to help you start your weekend. Wake up sleepyhead--Daddy's got plans for you.

More still shots from my "Construction" video.

"Chef, Pt I." I've got a recipe for you, starting with a twi..

"Chef, Pt I." I've got a recipe for you, starting with a twist of this, a dribble of that. Pop it into my Easy Bake Oven, get it hot, and voila. Let the juices run down your chin. Dessert tomorrow features a double dollop of creamy froth.

You said your fantasy was to be taken by an intruder, so I t..

You said your fantasy was to be taken by an intruder, so I took you on your word, put on a mask and had my way with you. Full length video, "Intruder."

"Dream Lover Pt II." Thanks for joining me so I don't have t..

"Dream Lover Pt II." Thanks for joining me so I don't have to dream alone.

Thinking about Thick Thursday Throat Therapy. Care for a fre..

Thinking about Thick Thursday Throat Therapy. Care for a free consultation?

"Dream Lover, Pt I"Every night I hope and prayA dream lover ..

"Dream Lover, Pt I"Every night I hope and prayA dream lover will come my wayA man to hold in my armsAnd know the magic of his charms

Climbing down the other side of the hill toward the weekend-..

Climbing down the other side of the hill toward the weekend--Happy Hump Day! Hope this Helps get you over the Hump; wishing you success with all your Humping wants and needs, dry-Hump or wet.

Still shots from "Sarong it Must be Right," now playing.

Part II of "Sarong it Must be Right," with the money shot.

"Sarong It Must be Right." Part I of two, where I eroticize ..

"Sarong It Must be Right." Part I of two, where I eroticize a piece of fabric and prepare to spill a load of cum for your viewing pleasure.

This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle wha..

This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever the week throws at you. Time permitting, you're welcome to handle all this as well.

Sunday morning, lots of time with nothing to do, lots of tim..

Sunday morning, lots of time with nothing to do, lots of time to spend with you on Sunday morning, Sunday morning, yeah. XO

Teaser for "Houseboy 2, the Sequel" with me and hubby, @hair..

Teaser for "Houseboy 2, the Sequel" with me and hubby, @hairyartist. Cumming soon! You've been a great help the past 6 months, and it's time for a boner, I mean bonus, and a raise. Are you comfortable taking it to the next level? No pressure--just watch us, learn what we like, and we'll send you home with a couple instructional videos you can study. Let us know when you're ready to serve.

Part III of "Me and My Toy." Short and sweet with happy endi..

Part III of "Me and My Toy." Short and sweet with happy ending. On to something new tomorrow.

Once upon a time another weekend was upon us. Want to help m..

Once upon a time another weekend was upon us. Want to help me write a happy ending?

Not to be redundant, repetitive or reiterative--but HAPPY FA..

Not to be redundant, repetitive or reiterative--but HAPPY FAT COCK FRIDAY!!!! I think it's Fat Ass Friday, too. Care to enjoy them both together?

Part II of "Me and My Toy." Since you aren't here to play, I..

Part II of "Me and My Toy." Since you aren't here to play, I resort to swallowing one of my dildos, and begin to stretch my pussy while working up a stiffie with you on my mind. Part III dropping tomorrow with money shot.

Wish you were here, but since you aren't, will you stroke al..

Wish you were here, but since you aren't, will you stroke along with me as I prepare to put a toy where your cock ought to be? Part I, where I gear myself up to insert a dildo where the sun don't shine.

On this panty-loving Thursday, it's almost as fun having the..

On this panty-loving Thursday, it's almost as fun having them on as taking them off. Would you be up for kissing, licking, nipping, sniffing me through the fabric before having your way with me? Hope so!

One of my subscribers asked if he could see me naked doing m..

One of my subscribers asked if he could see me naked doing my chores, so why not? I'd never folded laundry, made the bed, swept and mopped with a hard-on before. Always looking for new experiences. Thanks for the idea!

"Houseboy, the Sequel," a work in progress with hubby, @hair..

"Houseboy, the Sequel," a work in progress with hubby, @hairyartist. Our houseboy has done a great job the past 6 months, and it's time for a raise, a bonus and added responsibilities. Are you ready to take it to the next level? We send you home with a couple instructional videos to study if you decide to accept the challenge.

Totally Tasty Tuesday with a Tempting Twist. Tell me your Te..

Totally Tasty Tuesday with a Tempting Twist. Tell me your Technique. You up for a Tryst?

Hmmmm. Hurricane Milton is on his way so I can't get out in ..

Hmmmm. Hurricane Milton is on his way so I can't get out in the garden, and I did all my errands in advance of the flooding. Any ideas about how we can pass some time as the storm approaches? Jerk off together, you say? A capital idea!

I've been around hot, sweaty, hard-working men all day, and ..

I've been around hot, sweaty, hard-working men all day, and I come home tired but horny from all that lugging and grunting and heaving. Being around all that testosterone from morning to evening makes me want to take off my boots, jeans and dirty jockstrap and let you play with my fur, cock, balls and hole before hopping in the shower.