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Yes it's still Titty Tuesday, but I'll suck a hard cock on a..

Yes it's still Titty Tuesday, but I'll suck a hard cock on any day of the week and 3 times on Sunday.

In honor of "Titty Tuesday", here's a look at them through t..

In honor of "Titty Tuesday", here's a look at them through the years.. both Tuesdays and Titties

WOW. Here's an old "interview" I did back in 2007 or 2008. I..

WOW. Here's an old "interview" I did back in 2007 or 2008. I had just got off work and headed to a shoot. Poor video quality because its so old, but I thought you might want to listen to it. I was just getting into the whole porn thing back then but as you'll hear.... somethings never change lol Everything I said back then still holds true today, 17 years later.

A slow motion cum shot on my face (no sound) Just trying som..

A slow motion cum shot on my face (no sound) Just trying something different

The battery powered boob pusher upper. Hopefully it works lo..

The battery powered boob pusher upper. Hopefully it works lol 2 hours a day for the next 6-9 months. These bad boys should stick out like a Playtex 18 hour bra

and the day after carnage clean up. The wind blew most of it..

and the day after carnage clean up. The wind blew most of it down the street overnight, so the kids and I had to go hunt it down.

I hope everyone had a fabulous 4th of July Celebration, and ..

I hope everyone had a fabulous 4th of July Celebration, and are most likely having a 4 day weekend now.

Do you wanna lick 'em too?

Good morning my freaky fans. Happy 4th of July

Machine replaces the man... in both holes. Did a fine job to..

Machine replaces the man... in both holes. Did a fine job too I have to admit. I honestly don't know which hole was wetter or creamier.

1st follow up after surgery. Check out all the new hardware.

Make sure you get those grills, smokers, and/or griddles cle..

Make sure you get those grills, smokers, and/or griddles cleaned up for the 4th of July

Wow, it's July already so half of 2024 is in the books. Here..

Wow, it's July already so half of 2024 is in the books. Here's a throwback to 2011 July 4th, and long before 2 hip replacements and 3 back surgeries. Gettin old is not for the weak!

Don't forget to dig out your stars and stripes boys, July 4t..

Don't forget to dig out your stars and stripes boys, July 4th is only a few days away.

I don't really know for sure how these tiny little straps ho..

I don't really know for sure how these tiny little straps hold these big fuckers up! I just don't know.

I had to dig out the ole "fuck machine" and get it set up to..

I had to dig out the ole "fuck machine" and get it set up to use again. After sitting in pieces in my closet for months, it needed a good cleaning and some lube. I know they say "don't use lube, use spit" but the machine needs lube, I can use spit lol Of course after it's all back together and ready to use, I had to give it a quick trial run. Wait til you see me use the new DP attachment for i...

Woke up this morning to 2 flat tires. My personal mechanic g..

Woke up this morning to 2 flat tires. My personal mechanic got them swapped out in a timely manner so I'm off to another cruise down the street. I think these new ones are "run flats" so I don't have to worry about making it back home with flat tires again.

Crusin down the street with my bodyguards!

I can't see if the doc put my tramp stamp back together prop..

I can't see if the doc put my tramp stamp back together properly, but I got a cool drain tube lol The bruise goes all the way down my butt crack and around the right side covering my hip.

15 years ago on the 19th I was getting married. This year on..

15 years ago on the 19th I was getting married. This year on my anniversary I was having my 3rd back surgery... WTF. 15 years and my spine has disintegrated.

Gotta love those "fuck faces" I make when getting drilled in..

Gotta love those "fuck faces" I make when getting drilled in the ass.

Even in the hospital I get my wieners! A bag full of wieners..

Even in the hospital I get my wieners! A bag full of wieners!

Is this what they call... "behind the scenes"? Pre-op yester..

Is this what they call... "behind the scenes"? Pre-op yesterday morning at 630am

The Eve of Surgery: hubby and I started a tradition years ag..

The Eve of Surgery: hubby and I started a tradition years ago for family members and ourselves. The night before any major surgery we go out for a nice dinner for a couple reasons. Ya can't eat or drink after midnight so let's go stuff ourselves with really good food to get us by until our next meal. If something bad happens, well at least we went out with full bellies. lol Kinda morbid I know but we have bee...

Someone took a huge load on her face and loved it. I wonder ..

Someone took a huge load on her face and loved it. I wonder who that might be?

I'm posting a photo of my "tramp stamp" before back surgery ..

I'm posting a photo of my "tramp stamp" before back surgery #3 tomorrow morning. As you can see from the scar down the middle, it's already been through 2 back surgeries, and was put back together fairly decent. We shall see what it looks like in a few weeks lol This time it might get a bit roughed up.

Care to join me? I have a setting for 2.

testing testing.... Oh yeah baby, it still gets me going.

Headed out to my pre-op appointment. Back surgery #3 is the ..

Headed out to my pre-op appointment. Back surgery #3 is the 19th, shit's getting real now. They are going to remove the hardware from my existing fusion so they can fuse another level above and below. I will end up with 3 levels fused together, possibly 4 or 5 depending on what they see once they are in there. yay me!