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Park your face up right up close - these farts aren't going ..
Park your face up right up close - these farts aren't going to sniff themselves!
Excuse me, please! My butt tends to erupt violently with lou..
Excuse me, please! My butt tends to erupt violently with loud and smelly farts when I do silly things I shouldn't - like drinking a carton of milk in one sitting.
It feels good to fart! Come get your face close and enjoy th..
It feels good to fart! Come get your face close and enjoy the smells and acoustics as I fart in different positions.
Toot toot! My stinky bum is making noises again! How close c..
Toot toot! My stinky bum is making noises again! How close can you get your nose?
Let me guide you through some (nose) breathing exercises whi..
Let me guide you through some (nose) breathing exercises while you're up close and personal with my bare farting ass!
Couch farts - get your nose ready because my ass is about to..
Couch farts - get your nose ready because my ass is about to explode - the whole room smelled rancid today!
Shaking out all of this gas - come lay on the bed behind me,..
Shaking out all of this gas - come lay on the bed behind me, and don't be shy to get your nose right in there for a deep sniff!
As per numerous requests, my farting ass finds itself in and..
As per numerous requests, my farting ass finds itself in and around the toilet today - watch as I punish the porcelain with some downright smelly acoustics!
Lactose-intolerant ice cream farts on the couch - the bloati..
Lactose-intolerant ice cream farts on the couch - the bloating is intense, but the loud and smelly release feels amazing!
Let my ass sing for you the song of its people - get close t..
Let my ass sing for you the song of its people - get close to my hole and sniff the flavourful sulfur notes
Feet & Farts - please try to ignore the constant farting as ..
Feet & Farts - please try to ignore the constant farting as you check how my feet smell.
Help - I'm having a fart attack! Get your nose ready as I de..
Help - I'm having a fart attack! Get your nose ready as I devolve into a gassy farting mess from jeans to undies to bare ass.
Lie down on the bed, bury your face in my ass, and sniff dee..
Lie down on the bed, bury your face in my ass, and sniff deeply as I fart.
Morning routine - while I'm letting out monstrous morning fa..
Morning routine - while I'm letting out monstrous morning farts!
POV: Your nose is tickling my ass hairs as you go in for a d..
POV: Your nose is tickling my ass hairs as you go in for a deep sniff of my farting hole!
Another post-shower symphony with my ridiculous farting ass!
Another post-shower symphony with my ridiculous farting ass!
Do you like my watch?
Do you like my watch?
Home from the gym and my ass has certainly had a good sweat!..
Home from the gym and my ass has certainly had a good sweat! Now I need you to smell my farts and lick my stinky ass clean.
Brutal post-dinner sulfur farts - not for the sensitive nose..
Brutal post-dinner sulfur farts - not for the sensitive nose! Would you care to sniff up the smell for me?
Long, smelly farts after the shower - could you take a deep ..
Long, smelly farts after the shower - could you take a deep sniff of my hole and tell me if I need to wash up again?
Summertime - when my smelly farting ass is in peak condition..
Summertime - when my smelly farting ass is in peak condition - getting stronger, getting back into form 💪🍑💨
Trying to assemble a TV stand for a friend, but of course my..
Trying to assemble a TV stand for a friend, but of course my pants got pulled down and my smelly ass got played with!
I've got a real bad case of the farts! Come over and take a ..
I've got a real bad case of the farts! Come over and take a deep sniff of my smelly hole.
Oiled-ass naked farts, after a stir-fry dinner with lots of ..
Oiled-ass naked farts, after a stir-fry dinner with lots of veggies!
Steamy shower farts
Steamy shower farts
I felt gassy after coming home from the pub, and needed to u..
I felt gassy after coming home from the pub, and needed to unload - these ones really smelled strong!
I had to let out some smelly farts - would you want to take ..
I had to let out some smelly farts - would you want to take a sniff up close?
...just a bit of naked farting on the bed.
...just a bit of naked farting on the bed.
