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You left your stepdad's tools in the rain. Now he's going to..
You left your stepdad's tools in the rain. Now he's going to make you regret it with one of his unconventional punishments - a good ol' facefartin'
Horribly bloated from dairy where it was just painful in thi..
Horribly bloated from dairy where it was just painful in this one - but the relief is just that much better!
More surface farts - hardwood floor and cushioned seats for ..
More surface farts - hardwood floor and cushioned seats for those great acoustics!
This ain't your DAD's fart fetish clip - it's a fart fetish ..
This ain't your DAD's fart fetish clip - it's a fart fetish clip with ATTITUDE 😎💨(Had to cut this one off as it led to some sharts - and OF gave me a warning about it haha)
I appreciate every last one of you for helping me continue t..
I appreciate every last one of you for helping me continue to grow this page! I'm curious to do a roll call at this point - Where did you first discover me?
I went hard on the eggnog, and my farts are even worse than ..
I went hard on the eggnog, and my farts are even worse than usual!
POV: You're my fart slave, and you're being dominated by my ..
POV: You're my fart slave, and you're being dominated by my smelly, dirty, and VERY gassy ass!
Your gassy roommate doesn't mind you smelling his farts up c..
Your gassy roommate doesn't mind you smelling his farts up close!
Dad's Farting Punishment
Dad's Farting Punishment
Farting with Clenched Cheeks
Farting with Clenched Cheeks
Deep and muffled cushion surface farts - I've got the sulfur..
Deep and muffled cushion surface farts - I've got the sulfur cloud trapped!
Dad is farting in the shower again!WARNING: gets a bit dirty..
Dad is farting in the shower again!WARNING: gets a bit dirty at the end when he pushes a little too hard 🫣
It's alright to sniff daddy's farting ass!
It's alright to sniff daddy's farting ass!
Daddy's got a job for you: smell his strong sulfur farts up ..
Daddy's got a job for you: smell his strong sulfur farts up close!
Return of The Farting Cowboy - Rated R for "Ripe as Hell"
Return of The Farting Cowboy - Rated R for "Ripe as Hell"
Farting sulfur bombs while (trying to be) at work
Farting sulfur bombs while (trying to be) at work
Huffing farts is good for your health... so they say.
Huffing farts is good for your health... so they say.
An upset stomach has me farting violently!
An upset stomach has me farting violently!
Came out of the shower just to make my ass smelly again!
Came out of the shower just to make my ass smelly again!
Rancid Post-Gym Farts - These ones packed some bass!
Rancid Post-Gym Farts - These ones packed some bass!
There's a naked man on the bed - and he will not stop fartin..
There's a naked man on the bed - and he will not stop farting!
Aggressive morning ritual farts
Aggressive morning ritual farts
Your fart prescription is ready! (These were really stinky)
Your fart prescription is ready! (These were really stinky)
Come join me for a steamy and smelly shower
Come join me for a steamy and smelly shower
Endless in-your-face farts is what you deserve!
Endless in-your-face farts is what you deserve!
Farts du jour - rotten eggs with extra heavy lingering sulfu..
Farts du jour - rotten eggs with extra heavy lingering sulfur. It's best to sniff directly from the hole!
Ripe farts, blowing in your face!
Ripe farts, blowing in your face!
POV: I'm naked, standing over you, and torturing you with my..
POV: I'm naked, standing over you, and torturing you with my farts!
Smelling like fine cologne and rotten eggs at the same time!
Smelling like fine cologne and rotten eggs at the same time!
Trying to read while letting out brutal sulfur cloud farts!
Trying to read while letting out brutal sulfur cloud farts!