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I thought I would be drained after the weekend but look at w..

I thought I would be drained after the weekend but look at who reared its big shiny head. That’s right! My massive fucking fat daddy cock. At work. I’m never going to finish this PhD.

I had a full day to myself this weekend. I was so god damn h..

I had a full day to myself this weekend. I was so god damn horny. So much so that I had a little priapism scare today after having spent literal hours hypererect over the weekend. Ive been taking NSAIDs and it seems to help. It’s weird how my penis just goes into overdrive when i get alone time, and then something just happens. Id be so curious to know why it does happen. But i certainly pushed my penis to its limi...

I have a huge fucking cock. I have a huge fucking cock. I ha..

I have a huge fucking cock. I have a huge fucking cock. I have a huge fucking cock.

Good morning! Or afternoon. I just wanted to start my day of..

Good morning! Or afternoon. I just wanted to start my day off showing you my huge fat monster cock. Look at it. Focus on it.

Earlier i got high and thought about someone who knows me fi..

Earlier i got high and thought about someone who knows me finding out about this. Maybe someone who’d noticed my bulge before and wondered about it. Knowing this is what swings between their coworker’s, friend’s,…. legs. It turned me on majorly. Like instant hyperphallic.

Well…I was planning on listening to the doctor I saw on Wedn..

Well…I was planning on listening to the doctor I saw on Wednesday and stay home and rest but I’m now sick at home with a sick toddler. I’ve missed enough work days now that it’s becoming financially very tight. Like rice and beans and overdraft. Without you I’d be (more) fried. So here is my big fat cock because that is why you are here. It’s weird to think that if I was doing my PhD and DIDN’T have a h...

I was home sick today again. This virus (confirmed not to be..

I was home sick today again. This virus (confirmed not to be bacterial) is just not changing. So what did I do when I was alone? I got high and pushed my penis to its limit again. But you need to relax between sessions. I personally love that state. I mean look at the size of my fat cock.

when daddy is home alone….

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My friend used to call it my “slammer”. In reference to Pogs..

My friend used to call it my “slammer”. In reference to Pogs of course.

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My big fat balls are literally overshadowed by my cock but t..

My big fat balls are literally overshadowed by my cock but they need love as well.

Just tell me I have a huge cock

Good morning. Still sick, still horny, but I’m at work, and ..

Good morning. Still sick, still horny, but I’m at work, and I am not doing great at thinking about science. I’m a little distracted by my own size. It’s such a rush to go into the bathroom, take it out, let it swell up and then just push it and push it and push it until it’s just a giant rigid broad….just erect, engorged, solid piece of flesh.

One thing I love about having a huge penis is knowing that n..

One thing I love about having a huge penis is knowing that no matter what, it’s nearly impossible not to hypersexualise it, even when it’s not serving any sexual purpose. Just standing there, just bulging non-chalantly, walking across the showers. At a certain size, a penis big enough is just a black hole of attention. It’s somehow hard wired that when we see exaggerated, abnormal or obscene sexual characterist...

I haven’t been able to think of anything else for the entire..

I haven’t been able to think of anything else for the entire week. That’s one thing they don’t tell you about having a massive penis. It is addictive. It really is. Just like all day long. I just want to push my penis size to its limit by getting as hard as I can for as long as I can. I’m just a regular looking dude but my cock honestly looks like it’s hitting the gym 6-7x a week. It’s so beefy.