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My tits may still be tiny but I do like the rest of my body

I absolutely love the feeling of stockings on freshly shaved..

I absolutely love the feeling of stockings on freshly shaved legs 😍🥰

Housemate: Part 4You've made it to the last part! Well done ..

Housemate: Part 4You've made it to the last part! Well done you! Give yourself a pat on the back and then get comfortable and get your dick out because you're gonna want that for this 😘 xWe shifted our position slightly, with my stocking-clad legs now resting on his shoulders (small side-note: this has reminded me of one of my favourite sex-related phrases, which is "wearing my ankles as earrings" ...

As close as I could get to the exact thing I was wearing dur..

As close as I could get to the exact thing I was wearing during "Housemate"It's the exact same hoodie and joggers, and very similar underwear, accompanied by my trademark yappingEnjoy this while you wait for part 4 x

Housemate: Part 3Ahhh where was I?Oh yeah, the fun part 🤭 Wh..

Housemate: Part 3Ahhh where was I?Oh yeah, the fun part 🤭 When I say he went commando most days, what I mean is "most days in which he didn't leave the house". He wasn't running around with *that* swinging left and right in public under his joggers (because I hope he wasn't for his sake 🥵)I love when you pull someone's pants down nice and slowly and you can tell it's gonna spring up,...

I'm still away on my birthday weekend, thank you so much for..

I'm still away on my birthday weekend, thank you so much for all the messages, I'll get to them on Tuesday once I've both gotten home and caught up on sleep 🥰❤️

I am now 26 apparently 🥰😇Also this dress is lovely and I can..

I am now 26 apparently 🥰😇Also this dress is lovely and I can't believe how good I look in it 🥰🥰(Ignore the blurs in the background - there's nudes paintings of myself and my partner on the wall that I wanted to cover 😂)

Decided to make myself look a bit femboy-esque today seeing ..

Decided to make myself look a bit femboy-esque today seeing as I'm almost fully better from my coldWho likes femboys?👀

Get undressed with me (from the night out I had last Friday ..

Get undressed with me (from the night out I had last Friday where I most certainly caught whatever illness I currently have - at least the night out was fun 😂)It's been like 5 days since this so I have even less clue what I ramble about for 17 minutes but oh well! I refuse to watch it back to find out 😂Hope you enjoy 🥰

Housemate: Part 2sorry I'm late on this, I went on a date an..

Housemate: Part 2sorry I'm late on this, I went on a date and then got ill and have spent the last 2 days in bed unable to speak ✌️When I left off, I'd done a little science, it went well, so I decided to do some more. If you want more context than that, read the first part lmaoSo we're sat there, legs touching, him playing CoD, and me wondering what I can do next to push my luck. In my mind there are...

Will get the 2nd part of that story uploaded today: currentl..

Will get the 2nd part of that story uploaded today: currently ill with a horrible cold so send hugs please 🥺🥺🥺

Since I genuinely cannot recall anything about the night tha..

Since I genuinely cannot recall anything about the night that Anticipation happened beyond what I've already written - and the fact that at some point we all gave each others' genitals a single (1) lick. I'm going to give you a different story instead. Housemate: Part 1 Years ago (before I even started this account) when I was roughly 19 or 20, I lived with 2 lads. By 'lads' I mean like lads lads,...

Having a very stressful time this week (lot of bad things in..

Having a very stressful time this week (lot of bad things in life happening at once and i do not have time to process them) but at least I looked cute yesterday?

Yeah i'm very sorry - I said I'd exercise this morning but m..

Yeah i'm very sorry - I said I'd exercise this morning but my partner made the mistake of finding me "too cute to wake up" this morning and I got out of bed so late 😶

Get undressed with me after a night out with my friends ❤️Al..

Get undressed with me after a night out with my friends ❤️Also unrelated but also kind of related: I was actually shocked by how my body looked towards the end of this - it's hard in this industry to see and appreciate your own body the way it actually looks and I'm really happy that it looks the way it does at the moment 🥹Also pls bully me into doing my exercise in the morning - I know I'll be hun...

I didn't have time to do a get ready with me, so you'll get ..

I didn't have time to do a get ready with me, so you'll get to watch me undress later instead 😘

Day 2: 25 squats (+1 apparently) and 30 hip thrusts I was in..

Day 2: 25 squats (+1 apparently) and 30 hip thrusts I was initially going to lie and say I recorded this yesterday as planned and forgot to upload it but that's dishonest and I don't like that - I had a bad day yesterday and that's my reason for this being a day late hahaI also accidentally stopped the recording between the 2 exercises so that's why it's 2 videos instead of 1 (I'm still figuri...

Guess what! Exercise videos are back 🥰🥰I'm starting again fr..

Guess what! Exercise videos are back 🥰🥰I'm starting again from day 1 because it's been so bloody long so here's:Day 1 of squatting (and hip thrusting) until I have a world class ass 🥰💪I didn't keep count of the squats because my knee was being weird and that was distracting me so someone please count them and let me know below how many there were I'm going to aim to do this roughly onc...

Get undressed with me after a really busy day 🥰I've really m..

Get undressed with me after a really busy day 🥰I've really missed doing these and I'm so happy I can again 🥹Yes, I'm aware this was very ramble-y but what do you expect? I've not spoken to you in weeks 😫 I went on a lunch date with A (from the June stories) today and then met with a friend to be introduced to their new boyfriend and I looked rlly pretty all day because it's finally autumn...

Had a v nice date last night 🥰 (definitely calmed me down af..

Had a v nice date last night 🥰 (definitely calmed me down after being seen naked by a maintenance guy 🥴)

Finally able to post some of the lil videos I didn't get to ..

Finally able to post some of the lil videos I didn't get to post on my old phone 🥰These are from day 2 of xbiz in Amsterdam at the start of the month - i had to split it in 2 because I couldn't film the whole thing at once despite it only being like 6-8 minutes lmao

Okay I now have a new phone!! I’m just struggling to log int..

Okay I now have a new phone!! I’m just struggling to log into this on it but once I sort that I can finally post properly again and I’m so happy In the meantime, here are 2 photos of me in a lovely hotel bathroom taken just after I had some really good sex (well, just after I was finally able to stand up again)

Anticipation: Part 2 We had so many. I think we ended up go..

Anticipation: Part 2 We had so many. I think we ended up going to bed at about 4:30am *(the pub closed at 11pm for context)* We started playing a drinking game - I don’t recall which one. My fiancé and C were sat next to each other on a sofa and I was sat in an armchair. At some point, the game stated my fiancé had to kiss every player. He obliged because 1) the forfeit was doing a shot, and 2) he’s bi anyway...

Anticipation: Part 1 Pretext: I know you all love my graphi..

Anticipation: Part 1 Pretext: I know you all love my graphically sexual stories *however,* I really thought you might find this one quite hot too, even though there is actually no sex in it. *Just a lot of build up.* And also posting stories will help until I’m able to afford a phone I can do videos on (😭) SO, I had played a gig, and a lot of my friends had come to watch it. One thing to know about my general ...

small collection of photos from my last day at xbiz 💅 only ..

small collection of photos from my last day at xbiz 💅 only _slightly_ stressed about the fact I can’t do any videos until I have a new phone - I literally didn’t take any bookings for this month because I wanted to focus on making a load of videos so I rlly do not know what I’m gonna do considering I can’t do that and _also_ don’t have any work booked 😶😭 really thought my phone still had a good f...

Which is your favourite? 1, 2, or 3?

I love a full length mirror 😍 (Also some sad news: I gues..

I *love* a full length mirror 😍 (Also some sad news: I guess it’s just pictures and clips under 3 minutes until I can get a new phone, I can film things with my phone perfectly fine regardless of length, but when I try and load anything longer than like 3-4 minutes it just stops loading suddenly 😭 - why are phones so expensive lmfao I swear they didn’t previously cost this much 💀)

this clip is much shorter than the ‘get dressed with me’ f..

this clip is *much* shorter than the ‘get dressed with me’ from Friday (that my phone still can’t load so far 😭) tell me I’m hot pls x

ughhhhhh my phone’s being annoying and won’t upload the get ..

ughhhhhh my phone’s being annoying and won’t upload the get dressed with me video from yesterday (my phone is finally starting to properly die I guess 😭) So in the meantime *before I’m awake enough to attempt to transfer it to my laptop to upload* here’s 3 photos, one from before I went out, and 2 from when I got home lmao

Try on my new dresses with me 🥰 I’m absolutely in love with..

Try on my new dresses with me 🥰 I’m absolutely in love with these 2 dresses, thank you so much to the kind soul who gave me a huge tip last week which allowed me to have this mini shopping spree ❤️❤️❤️ *(unrelated: I’m not gonna be able to have sex until like Monday because I have people staying with me, so if I seem *very graphically horny* at even the slightest provocation in my messages for th...