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Lil photo to say VOTE FOR ME IN THE SNAP AWARDS BECAUSE VOTI..

Lil photo to say VOTE FOR ME IN THE SNAP AWARDS BECAUSE VOTING CLOSES ON FRIDAY AT 6PM GMT, and also that if I wake up when I plan to tomorrow morning (7am GMT) i will spend the proceeding few hours sexting whoever is online and messaging me until I need to get out of bed and I am wearing what I am wearing in the photo (and I've been so horny all day)

yes this little clip is really dumb, yes i have the popsocke..

yes this little clip is really dumb, yes i have the popsocket from my phone in my mouth and that's how I'm holding it here, I have just felt very unsexy the past few days and wanted to do something fun to remind you all to keep voting for me in the SNAP awards - voting closes on the 23rd and it's apparently really really close 🥺🥺🥺

I've just been informed that the voting is extremely close i..

I've just been informed that the voting is extremely close in the SNAP Awards, please remember that you can vote for me once per day, and it closes on the 23rd, you can find the voting page in the links in my bio and it's just one click once you're on the site 🥹🥹🥹

A before and after of my Saturday night, enjoy, I have no id..

A before and after of my Saturday night, enjoy, I have no idea if the after is entertaining at all because I was kind of already naked when I started filming it (I'd been video calling my fiancé and decided to just start getting naked during the call because I was extremely horny)So yeah: enjoy lol x

sat in bed, extremely hungover, and craving dick 🥲🥲

Okay, very difficult and extremely unsexy post to make, so p..

Okay, very difficult and extremely unsexy post to make, so please read through it carefully BEFORE voting in the poll.I have to make a change to how I operate this account (don't worry, there will be no agency involvement because I fucking hate agencies and think they ruin everything). I have had the same subscription price for over 5 years now, but the price of everything else has increased so much around it. My...

before the night out and after the night out xxxI'll be gett..

before the night out and after the night out xxxI'll be getting on top of my messages again after the weekend - my sister in law is staying with us for a few days at the moment xxx

Get undressed with me after a really nice gig! I wore a real..

Get undressed with me after a really nice gig! I wore a really cute dress that I used to wear a lot but haven't worn for a year or 2, and I felt really hot when I saw people looking at me and felt even hotter when they complimented me 😊A very good day 🥰 (which let's be honest I really fucking needed 😂)

'What happens at the office party, stays at the office party..

'What happens at the office party, stays at the office party' When the office party gets boring, your hot boss Stephanie pulls you aside to her office and- wait, why is there a bed in this office? Watch this however you'd like, though I recommend finding some alone time so you can say your lines out loud as they appear in the bottom corner and feel a little more involved (though of course you're welco...

Dysphoria is kicking my ass today and I feel like absolute s..

Dysphoria is kicking my ass today and I feel like absolute shit about myself so here have some stills from the video that's coming this weekend because i cannot stomach any of the photos I've taken of myself today ✌️

I'm craving tips and votes: voting in the SNAP awards has op..

I'm craving tips and votes: voting in the SNAP awards has opened today and you can vote once per day, please make sure you vote for me for 'Best Trans Performer' if you like me 🥹 I'm against some really firm competition lolAnd I'm craving tips because a hotel for the night in London on the date of the awards (and physically near to them) is hideously expensive (£220+ when i looked this morning...

good god have i ever mentioned how much I hate editing video..

good god have i ever mentioned how much I hate editing videos? No? Well I do lolGood news is there's a video coming soon of me in this lovely red lingerie and I'm sure you all wanna see that right?xxx

been filming some things today - trying to give myself somet..

been filming some things today - trying to give myself something that more resembles a routine like setting 1 day for filming, another for editing, 2 for messaging, etc so I can stay on top of everthing and keep in touch with you all properly

Okay verification is finally sorted, I just need a day or 2 ..

Okay verification is finally sorted, I just need a day or 2 to get my breath back and then I can get back to normal 🫠Thank you everyone who showed support during the process

After watching this 'get dressed with me' video for my date ..

After watching this 'get dressed with me' video for my date on Saturday, please read the words below, they're very important:Im really struggling with 'facial re-verification' on here and extremely worried I may lose access to my account in the not too distant future so I'm trying not to log-in as often as I would like to while I wait for support to get back to me. The 3rd party verification s...

I don't have anywhere to be today so enjoy 7 naked minutes o..

I don't have anywhere to be today so enjoy 7 naked minutes of me doing some tattoo care and proving I can solve a rubik's cube ✌️

thank you for sticking around during another short absence, ..

thank you for sticking around during another short absence, I'll get back on top of my messages on Monday, and I'll have things to post properly again once my octopus is healed sometime mid-late next week xxx

Small collection of nude photos from when I got home last ni..

Small collection of nude photos from when I got home last night x

Swipe to tighten the shirt 🤭

Made myself look pretty as fuck for an evening out to the th..

Made myself look pretty as fuck for an evening out to the theatre 🥰No i didn't almost fall over, that is a slanderous accusation

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Couple photos from the past week to tell you all that I'm ab..

Couple photos from the past week to tell you all that I'm about to drop like £300 on the next day of my big octopus tattoo tomorrow getting it filled in and I would love if I made some of that back with these photos of my cock and my feet 👉👈

I didn't win lads 😭Defo need some cheering up today (and pro..

I didn't win lads 😭Defo need some cheering up today (and probably the rest of the week too) x

Time to ramble It's the TEAs tonight in LA, I sadly cannot b..

Time to ramble It's the TEAs tonight in LA, I sadly cannot be there due to things outside of my control (the US government) so I'm stuck in my flat feeling like absolute shit - so here is me rambling about that while I get undressedYes I know this is admittedly a little depressing but what else am I meant to do when my biggest career achievement (the nomination) seems to be locked behind the transphobic polic...

Trying on 5 dresses before listing them for sale online (siz..

Trying on 5 dresses before listing them for sale online (sizes are all uk)Dress 1 - i think it's somewhere around a size 8-10, I love how it looks on me but I don't wear it enough and my weird ribs make it a little uncomfortable after a while. I wore it for some photos way back in 2020 when I had orange hairDress 2 - size 10, lot of stretch, worn it literally 4 times including trying it on when I bought it in...

I'm exceptionally horny right now so if anyone wants to flir..

I'm exceptionally horny right now so if anyone wants to flirt in my DMs to take advantage of that, be my guest 🥵Just don't be too shocked if I get very sexual with it very quickly especially if you start the conversation with a tip 😘

Just a really hot photo i took on Friday when all my plans g..

Just a really hot photo i took on Friday when all my plans got cancelled after I started getting ready :(((

When you change the channel and suddenly there's someone hot..

When you change the channel and suddenly there's someone hot on screen

Enjoy this edit of my big scene with B1g Theo! 17 minutes of..

Enjoy this edit of my big scene with B1g Theo! 17 minutes of pure POV hotness so you can put yourself in his shoes and let me make you cum a load as huge as the one he did 👀not gonna lie, I got so horny editing this that I had to make myself cum, oops 🥵

POV edit of my huge scene with B1gTheo is coming tomorrow at..

POV edit of my huge scene with B1gTheo is coming tomorrow at 3pm (GMT), its around 17 minutes long and consists of every POV clip from our very hot afternoon together :)I hope you enjoy it x