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Once upon a time in Honolulu

The yoga mat is one of my happy places. Tell me one of yours..

The yoga mat is one of my happy places. Tell me one of yours.

Thank you, Tommy, for purchasing this for me off my Amazon w..

Thank you, Tommy, for purchasing this for me off my Amazon wish list. I look forward to modeling it soon! ❣

Just a reminder to eat your heart healthy fats. 💚💚💚💚

Enter into my grace and drink from my loving cup.

"You're just a picture, you're an image caught in time We're..

"You're just a picture, you're an image caught in time We're a lie, you and I We're words without a rhyme" Rainbow in the dark --Ronnie James Dio

You've heard of "gratitude meditation" but have you heard of..

You've heard of "gratitude meditation" but have you heard of "gratitude masturbation"? Coming soon to your dirty, messy, little inbox. 😛

You lookin' at me? Because I thought I saw you lookin' at me..

You lookin' at me? Because I thought I saw you lookin' at me.

Tropical islands are my Spanish fly! Had a wonderful time on..

Tropical islands are my Spanish fly! Had a wonderful time on St. Thomas and St John, USVI. Can't wait to go back and explore more! At San Juan Airport in Puerto Rico on a layover back to Tampa. Will be uploading new content tomorrow. 💋💋

St. Thomas, USVI. Couples content coming soon!

Happy Monday and hang in there with me! Going to The Virgin ..

Happy Monday and hang in there with me! Going to The Virgin Islands this week to make some not so virgin couple content.

Try not.to cum so hard you make a mess.

This is a blast from the past. I think I was about 38 here.

Thank God, it's face fuckable Friday! If someone pisses you ..

Thank God, it's face fuckable Friday! If someone pisses you off today, dick slap them in the face and say that Mama Maddy sent you. PS. Send your #1 fetish to my inbox and I will get to work this week on my own, creative, pictorial interpretation.

Favorite caption gets my next PPV video for free.

Happy 2023 everybody! I sincerely want to say thank you to e..

Happy 2023 everybody! I sincerely want to say thank you to everyone who has subscribed to my dorky page. My resolution to you is to begin to try harder to come up with some more content. (More photos from tonight coming soon.) I honestly appreciate your support! Best wishes to you for a fabulous year ahead. Let's make it great!

North Shore, Oahu, 2016.

A couple of you have said you remember me from my days on Bo..

A couple of you have said you remember me from my days on Bodybuilding.com. Those were some fun days when I was first playing with my online identity. The internet had just exploded and a lot of us were having a good time. I guess we still are. Most of my photos from that time have been lost as they were saved on an old desktop computer before the cloud. Feel free to send me a photo of you in the prehistoric days of ...

On my way today to Tampa Armature Works. I was impressed (an..

On my way today to Tampa Armature Works. I was impressed (and the sun was shining). Tip $9.99 to receive flower power. Where flowers bloom, so does hope. 🌼🌼

Three photos from my first apartment with a view n Honolulu,..

Three photos from my first apartment with a view n Honolulu, Hawaii.

I didn't get around to m-lesting myself with a candy cane (y..

I didn't get around to m-lesting myself with a candy cane (yet) but Merry Christmas regardless.

Peace on Earth Good will towards men

When I think about universal consciousness, and how we are a..

When I think about universal consciousness, and how we are all one source individuated into separate points of being, I think, "God! What an ass hole! Seriously, Kiss my ass God, and then, I guess you can lick it. I bet you'd like that, wouldn't you?"

Sorry I was absent. I'm driving back to Florida from Missour..

Sorry I was absent. I'm driving back to Florida from Missouri to spend the holidays. I get to fly super cheap, but.you wouldn't know it from how much I drive! Solo road trips have become a bit of an enjoyable hobby. I particularly love taking unknown, alternate routes and having side adventures. For example,.today I accidently happened upon the Trail of Tears while in the North Georgia mountains. Next, I cam...

Guys, sometimes when you see a pussy do you feel like you're..

Guys, sometimes when you see a pussy do you feel like you're in the middle of a scary movie?

Your Sunday sermon from someone who cares: Remember boys, w..

Your Sunday sermon from someone who cares: Remember boys, when you are hunting pussy that you are doing the work of the Lord. "Whatever you do [whatever your task may be], work from the soul [that is, put in your very best effort], as [something done] for the Lord and not for men". (Colossians 3:23, AMP)