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Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard?
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.
My bed broke this morning. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
My bed broke this morning. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
Riding into your wet dreams.
Riding into your wet dreams.
I know a girl who’s madly in love with you. If I wasn’t just..
I know a girl who’s madly in love with you. If I wasn’t just shy, I would tell you.
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?
How’s the weather down there?
How’s the weather down there?
You’re like hot chocolate and I’m like marshmallows. You're ..
You’re like hot chocolate and I’m like marshmallows. You're hot and I want be on top of you.
Your lap seems available. Can I sit on it?
Your lap seems available. Can I sit on it?
I’ve heard the population is on the slide, why don’t we do s..
I’ve heard the population is on the slide, why don’t we do something about it tonight?
Can you start printing out some missing person posters? I’m ..
Can you start printing out some missing person posters? I’m gonna have you tied up in my room for a long time.
Are you my math homework? You seem hard and ready to be done..
Are you my math homework? You seem hard and ready to be done on my desk.
I might not be going down town later, but hopefully, I’ll be..
I might not be going down town later, but hopefully, I’ll be going down on you.
Wow, such nice pants you have! Mind if I test the zipper?
Wow, such nice pants you have! Mind if I test the zipper?
You seem like a hard worker. I’ve got an opening you can fil..
You seem like a hard worker. I’ve got an opening you can fill.
If I told you that I work for a delivery service company, wo..
If I told you that I work for a delivery service company, would you let me handle your package?
You pants look really tight. I can loosen them for you if yo..
You pants look really tight. I can loosen them for you if you want.
Your face would make a great throne for a queen like me.
Your face would make a great throne for a queen like me.
My hands feel cold. Can I put them in your pants to warm up?
My hands feel cold. Can I put them in your pants to warm up?
Do you have some room in your mouth for another tongue?
Do you have some room in your mouth for another tongue?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Stop staring at me. I might get pregnant!
Stop staring at me. I might get pregnant!
Hey, please keep your distance. I might fall for you any tim..
Hey, please keep your distance. I might fall for you any time.
I am not quite certain what you think of me. I just hope it’..
I am not quite certain what you think of me. I just hope it’s at least R-rated.
I was feeling OFF the whole day. But then, you showed up and..
I was feeling OFF the whole day. But then, you showed up and turned me ON!
You make me melt like an ice cream in cone under the summer ..
You make me melt like an ice cream in cone under the summer sun.
I like you just how I like my coffee: tall, dark and strong.
I like you just how I like my coffee: tall, dark and strong.
I will report you to the police for stealing my heart!
I will report you to the police for stealing my heart!
