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For anyone else getting coal for Christmas, maybe we can lin..
For anyone else getting coal for Christmas, maybe we can link up and get the grill going or something.
It's just you and I this Christmas, what should I wear?
It's just you and I this Christmas, what should I wear?
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast to..
The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast too...🥛🍪
We don't need a sleigh, you can ride me instead 😈
We don't need a sleigh, you can ride me instead 😈
Dear Santa, just leave your credit card under the tree.
Dear Santa, just leave your credit card under the tree.
What would we do under the mistletoe?
What would we do under the mistletoe?
Rate my Christmas outfit 1-10? 🧑🎄
Rate my Christmas outfit 1-10? 🧑🎄
Tits the season to be jolly
Tits the season to be jolly
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe 😉
What happens under the mistletoe stays under the mistletoe 😉
What's your favourite way to warm me up on a cold winter nig..
What's your favourite way to warm me up on a cold winter night?
WWYD if I turned up to your family Christmas wearing lingeri..
WWYD if I turned up to your family Christmas wearing lingerie? 👙
Santa, before I explain, how much do you already know...?
Santa, before I explain, how much do you already know...?
Come unwrap your gift! I'm all yours 💕(I thought this untied..
Come unwrap your gift! I'm all yours 💕(I thought this untied when I bought it, thanks vague online item description 🙄😂)
What I don't like about Christmas parties is looking for a j..
What I don't like about Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Dear Santa, I was framed.
Dear Santa, I was framed.
Thank you, stockings, for being a long flammable piece of fa..
Thank you, stockings, for being a long flammable piece of fabric people like to hang over a roaring fireplace 🔥
'Tis the season for ass pics 🎅🍑
'Tis the season for ass pics 🎅🍑
What would you buy me for Christmas?
What would you buy me for Christmas?
Don't ask how it's snowing inside, it just is ok? (It's tota..
Don't ask how it's snowing inside, it just is ok? (It's totally not an overlay I found 😂)
Just putting the baubles on the tree, nothing else to see he..
Just putting the baubles on the tree, nothing else to see here 😁
Time to unwrap your gift 🎁
Time to unwrap your gift 🎁
Have you been naughty or nice this year?
Have you been naughty or nice this year?
I'm the new and improved version of Elf On The Shelf, now wi..
I'm the new and improved version of Elf On The Shelf, now with added mischief 😏
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, ..
"We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup" 🍭🍬
Santa's Little Helper, here to help you cum!
Santa's Little Helper, here to help you cum!
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip 😏
Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip 😏
Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a d..
Christmas: the only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating sweets out of socks.
Im dreaming of white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I..
Im dreaming of white Christmas. But if the white runs out, I'll drink the red 🍷
It's too silent of a night, wish you could be here with me t..
It's too silent of a night, wish you could be here with me to make some noise.
Dear Santa, I was good all year...right, sometimes...ok, at ..
Dear Santa, I was good all year...right, sometimes...ok, at least a few times....fine, I'll buy it myself.
