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I’m always running short on time weekday mornings 😜 but toda..

I’m always running short on time weekday mornings 😜 but today I had a few minutes to check myself out when the sun came up. ☀️

After my shower, I gave my Thirsty Thursday holes a thorough..

After my shower, I gave my Thirsty Thursday holes a thorough look- see and got them all dirty again. 💦 Will 6 minutes of up close fingering in my makeup mirror pass further inspection? 😏

Let’s take a peek my in toy box!!! 😈 Who should I play with ..

Let’s take a peek my in toy box!!! 😈 Who should I play with next, Love?

Damn straight, we named that dick! Happy Fourth of July 🇺🇸 D..

Damn straight, we named that dick! Happy Fourth of July 🇺🇸 DONG JOHNSON!!

Today was a very important Pride… yes, I did get tipped 😂 an..

Today was a very important Pride… yes, I did get tipped 😂 and pricked🩸. All clear here 😊 But pleeeeease… if you’re at risk, go get that prick too!!

Battle Update: The 🍑 party’s been over for a couple weeks an..

Battle Update: The 🍑 party’s been over for a couple weeks and……OMFG @gretchengoez and @justinsangelpromo are still friends!!! If you have a sec check out his 🔥 new page.

I’d like to introduce to this guy down here 👇🏻 Unfortunately..

I’d like to introduce to this guy down here 👇🏻 Unfortunately, I can’t cause I haven’t named him yet. Please help me choose one of these marvelous monikers suggested by 7 of my fantastic fans. ❤️ And help one of them win a free bouncing clip on that newly named dick!

I know I’ve been largely MIA today, but just look at the fre..

I know I’ve been largely MIA today, but just look at the freakin water! 💕 That damn river is the perfect paddle. Tomorrow, I’m going for a different kinda wet! And mayyyybeee even a different sort of paddle. 😏

It’s Friday night and sadly the Peach Party peach 🍑 is over,..

It’s Friday night and sadly the Peach Party peach 🍑 is over, but I’m not done yet!! 😂 Wicked grateful for tonight’s win, your support, and the life I’ve been given. There’s so much to celebrate every damn day!!! 💗

I NEED… Life gets bullshit busy sometimes! Tonight, I blew e..

I NEED… Life gets bullshit busy sometimes! Tonight, I blew everything off to follow my passion 💕 (I don’t own the copyrights to this music)

Grab your knee pads and help me finish this slow, soulful, d..

Grab your knee pads and help me finish this slow, soulful, desperately needed session! 😈

It’s raining ☔️tits and dicks tonight so I guess my skates a..

It’s raining ☔️tits and dicks tonight so I guess my skates and I are just hanging around. 🤪

Apparently yesterday’s fit was fresh from the produce aisle…..

Apparently yesterday’s fit was fresh from the produce aisle… I look like a freakin dancing strawberry 🍓 and I’m good with it.

Just taking a quick DIP 💦 before day 3 in the VIP 😊 Hope you..

Just taking a quick DIP 💦 before day 3 in the VIP 😊 Hope your day Sunday is Sunny, Love!

Wanna buy a girl a BIG 🍹 amazing drink? fresh 🍉 juice $16.9..

Wanna buy a girl a BIG 🍹 amazing drink? fresh 🍉 juice $16.95 + titos vodka (3*$13.95) - heavy pour discount $13.95 + tip $8 = $52.85 No, I’m not kidding. That’s why I’m crowd funding this shit! 😂

It’s been a crazy freakin week and sometimes a Gretchen just..

It’s been a crazy freakin week and sometimes a Gretchen just needs some ass shaking and a really BIG drink 🍹… 3 days worth of them. Stay tuned for more terrible quality clips and questionable fashion choices!! 🤣

With almost 4K subs, I decided it was time for a legit banne..

With almost 4K subs, I decided it was time for a legit banner. I engaged the talented @gentlemanmarkgraphics and @leftyohh thinking I would let my fans ❤️ decide, a little friendly competition if you will. I had no idea when this began that the two would play so nicely together and I absolutely LOVE them both!!!! Theee Gentleman Mark is loaded here and Lefty’s headed to my VIP. 🥰 Always a pleasure @leftyohh...