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Out with the old to make room for the new! 🍑💨 Other than Me..
Out with the old to make room for the new! 🍑💨 Other than Me, who knew that Me cleaning off My phone was going to lead to you becoming weak and leaking? I want a new phone with more storage space. Make it happen, fart sucker.
Throwback fartsday to Moi. I was busy farting in someone's k..
Throwback fartsday to Moi. I was busy farting in someone's kitchen. 💨😌
You can just tell how solid My ass... Big. Beautiful. Pow..
You can just tell how solid My ass... Big. Beautiful. Powerful.
Earlier this month, I tweeted that I'd make a new leftovers ..
Earlier this month, I tweeted that I'd make a new leftovers clip from the Burger King I got. Unable to successfully record it last time, I'm back for round 2 later tonight. 😤
Laying those funky beats 💨
Laying those funky beats 💨
Breathe deeply for Me.
Breathe deeply for Me.
A smelly gem stored on My phone... 💨
A smelly gem stored on My phone... 💨
I've been hella gassy and hella swamped...but you finally ha..
I've been hella gassy and hella swamped...but you finally have some new mail if you've messaged Me recently.
Pssst....fart suckers... I'm busy with email campaigns toda..
Pssst....fart suckers... I'm busy with email campaigns today. I'll be responding to your DMs here later tonight. Send Me tributes until then because Mailchimp is getting on MY LAST nerves today.
What's that smell? Your weakness and your pick me up, all ..
What's that smell? Your weakness and your pick me up, all rolled into one! 💨 🤭
Can't stop, won't stop. Building up tonight's ammo 💨 I'll..
Can't stop, won't stop. Building up tonight's ammo 💨 I'll be checking and responding to DMs later tonight after I'm done farting on losers at the bar.
Starting to feel the effects of all that dairy I had earlier..
Starting to feel the effects of all that dairy I had earlier today. 💨
If you've messaged Me....check your DMs
If you've messaged Me....check your DMs
Good morning fart suckers!! I'll be responding to My messa..
Good morning fart suckers!! I'll be responding to My messages on here later today. I know you're thrilled for a response from your Gassy Goddess.
Imagine the size of My leftovers... Could you keep up swall..
Imagine the size of My leftovers... Could you keep up swallowing? I don't think you have it IN you 😌
Nobody talks about covid farts....I had covid recently and a..
Nobody talks about covid farts....I had covid recently and apparently my side effect is even weirder farts. 💨💨💨
New shoe goofin' with butt cleavage 😌
New shoe goofin' with butt cleavage 😌
Your face belongs ✨️here✨️
Your face belongs ✨️here✨️
Rolling in at 4am, trying to take a shower...but first, I ne..
Rolling in at 4am, trying to take a shower...but first, I need to release all this gas that's built up in Me from the ride home.
My morning farts are so stinky this morning.
My morning farts are so stinky this morning.
Toot toot. 😌
Toot toot. 😌
I've been hiking and playing in spring water. I'm filthy, ..
I've been hiking and playing in spring water. I'm filthy, sweaty and My ass is basically a salt lick. Clean it.
OF is emailing Me, reminding Me to post.... I've been a bit..
OF is emailing Me, reminding Me to post.... I've been a bit busy lately...and I know My ass has stayed on your mind.
Getting ready for a morning hike....these socks arw only goi..
Getting ready for a morning hike....these socks arw only going to get smellier!! I'll be responding back to messages later today too. 😘
Swimsuits that cover My ass.....do they exist? No.
Swimsuits that cover My ass.....do they exist? No.
I'm loving this swimsuit. You're loving seeing Me in this ..
I'm loving this swimsuit. You're loving seeing Me in this swimsuit, wishing it was you... Wearing it or being it....that's another question..
Spoke with My all time favorite 🚽 today. You'll get to liv..
Spoke with My all time favorite 🚽 today. You'll get to live vicariously through him later this summer.
Guess it's just one of those stinky nights...
Guess it's just one of those stinky nights...
Is that a frog in your throat or a farts croaking from My as..
Is that a frog in your throat or a farts croaking from My ass? It's ribbiting! 🐸 💨
Living your higher self when I shrink you down. 😌
Living your higher self when I shrink you down. 😌
