essanirvana posts
would you like to have me as ur dessert?
would you like to have me as ur dessert?
Can't spill the tea if you can't even handle the heat βοΈ
Can't spill the tea if you can't even handle the heat βοΈ
Confidence is my favorite accessory. Love me for the real me..
Confidence is my favorite accessory. Love me for the real me.
If you can make me laugh and blush at the same time, you've ..
If you can make me laugh and blush at the same time, you've already won half the battle ππ
Searching for someone who can make my heart skip a beat with..
Searching for someone who can make my heart skip a beat with just a flirty text or glance
Looking for someone to bring some extra spark into my life π₯..
Looking for someone to bring some extra spark into my life π₯π« Could it be you?
Just a girl with a flirty smile, looking for someone to make..
Just a girl with a flirty smile, looking for someone to make it worth while
Feeling cute, might delete later... but only if you slide in..
Feeling cute, might delete later... but only if you slide into my DMs first ππ
I'm not saying I'm a genie, but I can definitely rub you the..
I'm not saying I'm a genie, but I can definitely rub you the right way. π
You're the steak to my fries, the cream to my coffee, and th..
You're the steak to my fries, the cream to my coffee, and the song to my dance. π
I'm not saying I'm a mind reader, but I can tell that you're..
I'm not saying I'm a mind reader, but I can tell that you're thinking about me right now. π
Would u guys like me a bit more tan or stay the same?
Would u guys like me a bit more tan or stay the same?
I'm not saying I'm a magician, but I can make you disappear ..
I'm not saying I'm a magician, but I can make you disappear from the outside world with just one touch.
Once i met a guy on tinder who couldn't stop farting at dinn..
Once i met a guy on tinder who couldn't stop farting at dinner π’
You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the moon to my stars, ..
You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the moon to my stars, and the apple to my pie
Don't worry guys... I still really suck at video games π’
Don't worry guys... I still really suck at video games π’
I don't need a fairy godmother, I just need you to make my d..
I don't need a fairy godmother, I just need you to make my dreams come true. π
My mom hated that i loved spiders when i was a kid
My mom hated that i loved spiders when i was a kid
I'm not saying I'm a superhero, but I can definitely save yo..
I'm not saying I'm a superhero, but I can definitely save you from a boring night. π
I could listen to 90s grunge all day
I could listen to 90s grunge all day
Every time I see you, my heart does a little dance. π
Every time I see you, my heart does a little dance. π
All that freedom gave me a headache πΊπΊ
All that freedom gave me a headache πΊπΊ
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think being wi..
They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think being with you is even better.
Happy July 4th! Home of the free, to do whatever I want!
Happy July 4th! Home of the free, to do whatever I want!
I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Here's hoping if i keep drinking beer i'll grow a cup size π
Here's hoping if i keep drinking beer i'll grow a cup size π
I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us toge..
I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together. ππΈ
If i keep doing squats I might have to get bigger jeans π
If i keep doing squats I might have to get bigger jeans π
I'm not a mind reader, but I can tell that you're thinking a..
I'm not a mind reader, but I can tell that you're thinking about me right now. π
I hope this Barbie movie is good for the sake of my childhoo..
I hope this Barbie movie is good for the sake of my childhood



















