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My first ever PLASTT video 😈 you can hear the guy who joined..

My first ever PLASTT video 😈 you can hear the guy who joined us for a threesome in the background enjoying the view 😜

And just incase you're missing my boobies, here they are are..

And just incase you're missing my boobies, here they are are fresh out of a bikini at the resort 😘

So finally, I've managed to catch up! Only a little late, bu..

So finally, I've managed to catch up! Only a little late, but better late than never...here is another instalment of BEW swimwear parades. 👙😎😜 I might be home now but my promise still stands, whichever swimwear gets the most love I will make a special video involving it 😋

Apologies for being of the radar a little, I have plenty to ..

Apologies for being of the radar a little, I have plenty to share with you from the holiday now that I'm back. Let's get this monday kickstarted with a trademark Bored English Wife "shhhhh" bathroom striptease, from the resort pool toilets 🤫😘

Clumsy is cute right? I just accidentally sent this photo I ..

Clumsy is cute right? I just accidentally sent this photo I took from the resort toilets to our family WhatsApp group chat 😲😳😅

Just a heads up, I'm trying to upload a video of my adventur..

Just a heads up, I'm trying to upload a video of my adventures last night, lets just say there was a threesome, sadly I can't upload it for some reason, I will try and get it up tomorrow 😋

Day 2 holiday swimwear parade, posted a day late, and I can ..

Day 2 holiday swimwear parade, posted a day late, and I can only apologise.... however, last night I had some distractions, I will post a video of said distractions shortly. But for now get voting, whichever swimming costume gets the most love I will make a naughty video involving at the end of the holiday 👙😈😘

Bored English Wife checking in 😏 could you say no to these b..

Bored English Wife checking in 😏 could you say no to these big brown eyes? Sfw

Day one of the holiday and day one of swimwear parading, I w..

Day one of the holiday and day one of swimwear parading, I will post a different one every day and by the end of the week which ever has the most love I shall wear in a very naughty video... let the voting commence 👙😋

Today's holiday attire in the form of an on/off 🌞⛱😎

And so the holiday begins 😈 (sorry it's a little dark)

PLASTTing from 30,000 ft. Incase you guys should worry that ..

PLASTTing from 30,000 ft. Incase you guys should worry that I don't think about you always 😘

Enjoying my morning coffee in bed with a smile before settin..

Enjoying my morning coffee in bed with a smile before setting off this morning ☕😁

Easy access dresses are my favourite 😋

And that's it, the last day of work complete before a sun fi..

And that's it, the last day of work complete before a sun filled, cocktail drenched holiday to Tenerife tomorrow! 😎🌞⛱🍹

The view and sound of my husband fingering me 😏💦😈

Tonight I've been pyjama PLASTTing 🙊

I took this a few days ago and wasn't sure whether to post i..

I took this a few days ago and wasn't sure whether to post it. It's a little more close up than I normally post, but I've decided I like it, I hope you do too 😘

I'm meant to be packing for the holiday, I've ended up PLAST..

I'm meant to be packing for the holiday, I've ended up PLASTTing instead, both begin with P so I'm sure I'll get away with it 😜

This is the right way wear a sports bra right? The damn thin..

This is the right way wear a sports bra right? The damn things don't come with instructions 🤯

Thought you might like to take a peek on me edging myself th..

Thought you might like to take a peek on me edging myself this evening 👀💦

Coming home from a run and being messaged by a bi girl frien..

Coming home from a run and being messaged by a bi girl friend who wants to see me this weekend can only result in one thing... 💦😈💋

Just got in from a run and feeling somewhat frisky. One of m..

Just got in from a run and feeling somewhat frisky. One of my girlfriends messaged me suggesting we should m*et up this weekend and now I'm all worked up and thinking I should take care of myself 🤔😈

I just can't keep my hands off myself 🙈

Midnight PLASTTing from new angles 😝

A rare sight of me smiling. You may have noticed I've been a..

A rare sight of me smiling. You may have noticed I've been a little quiet for a day or two, I've been working my little English bottom off 🍑😘 Aside from that, I feel it's time to open up some options to you gorgeous lot.... so here is a poll for you to vote on what you like most.... and therefore would like to see more of, comments on why would be appreciated too. After all my pleasure comes from...

You know it's going to be a good day when the first thing yo..

You know it's going to be a good day when the first thing you do is PLASTT before you've even got out of bed (I've been out of bed 3 hours before you think I'm lazy)

So here I am again working my friends bar in a crazy friday ..

So here I am again working my friends bar in a crazy friday night getting naked in the toilets for you 😘😈

After shower PLASTTing, complete with my kitty (x2) 😹

Allow me to introduce to you the three stages of madness, wh..

Allow me to introduce to you the three stages of madness, while entering your 14th hour of work, doing all visual merchandising, social media management, stock counting and website updates. There is ALWAYS time for getting your tits out, albeit a little cuckoo 🤪