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Lingerie and a Christmas tree, how much more festive can you..

Lingerie and a Christmas tree, how much more festive can you get? 😉

Can you forgive me for being a little unusually quiet this w..

Can you forgive me for being a little unusually quiet this week? It's the week before Christmas and my shop is mental. Thank goodness 🙏 I'm currently surviving on about 5 hours sleep a night and have totally forgotten what peace and quiet feels like 😆 bear with me, the holidays are coming and you know I'll make up for it ❤

The right way to start the day 👌😝😈

I've woken up feeling confident that between the brown eyes ..

I've woken up feeling confident that between the brown eyes and little grin, I could charm my way around anyone today ☺😝

I've been wanting to do this for ages! And the mirror was fi..

I've been wanting to do this for ages! And the mirror was finally clean enough 🤭 Out on my evening delivery job flashing in the lift. There was a camera in there too 🤫

Will he notice? That is the question 🤔

I thought I'd treat you to a little close up of me pleasurin..

I thought I'd treat you to a little close up of me pleasuring myself. If you don't mind?

Breakfast anyone? 👅💦

Normal people see a nice sunset and think "oooh I should tak..

Normal people see a nice sunset and think "oooh I should take a photo". I see a nice sunset and think "oooh, I'll get my boobs out and take a photo". 🌅🤳📸🤦🏻‍♀️ Seriously though, how lush is that view? 😍😝

Have a very Merry Monday 😘 You'll find me in the back office..

Have a very Merry Monday 😘 You'll find me in the back office, working extra hard.

The naughty list gets special gifts too, right?

And what happens when I pop home from work to relieve myself..

And what happens when I pop home from work to relieve myself? I hear you asking. This is what happens. Yes, I went for the double 🤫 You can also see here just how sensitive my nipples really are for me 😉

I live so close to work that "just popping home" is an easy ..

I live so close to work that "just popping home" is an easy one to achieve when you get too horny to cope 😏

It feels so good to have my shop open again. It means I can ..

It feels so good to have my shop open again. It means I can post on/offs from my stockroom 🤭

In case you hadn't guessed, the tights went down and the dre..

In case you hadn't guessed, the tights went down and the dress came up. Complete with proof that I was in a moving car 😉

Any guesses for what I got up to this morning?

When friends IRL ask if you feel sheepish posting nudes to t..

When friends IRL ask if you feel sheepish posting nudes to the Internet, this is the baaaaa-rmy answer you get 🐑🤭

Are you here for the eyes or the boobs? 👁👁🍉🍉 🤔

I thought you might appreciate an outtake of me being sarcas..

I thought you might appreciate an outtake of me being sarcastic at my phone. You wave at it to take a photo and the function wasn't working. Or so I thought 🤔😆🤭 Complete with real woman rolls 👌😂

No woman's underwear wardrobe is complete without a sexy lit..

No woman's underwear wardrobe is complete without a sexy little red number. I hope you enjoy my mum bod in and out of it 😛😘

If you go down in the woods today You're sure of a big surpr..

If you go down in the woods today You're sure of a big surprise If you go down in the woods today You won't believe your eyes!

IMO hills are there to be climbed, boobs are there to be fla..

IMO hills are there to be climbed, boobs are there to be flashed. (Yes I'm panting hard, I just climbed a steep hill on the south downs 🦵💪)

I have a confession to make, this mornings video was a total..

I have a confession to make, this mornings video was a total faux pas. An outtake if you like. This was the version you were meant to get. So now you have both 😝

I might be saying shhh 🤫 But in reality, I'm forever hoping..

I might be saying shhh 🤫 But in reality, I'm forever hoping the neighbors see me 👀

It is normal to wake frisky every day? 😏🤨

Assuming you prefer yours shaken not stirred 🤔 Excuse the f..

Assuming you prefer yours shaken not stirred 🤔 Excuse the funny shaker, my drinks bottle is more effective than my leaky cocktail shaker 🤣 Happy Saturday everyone 😜

If you need me today, you'll find me in my shed having a cle..

If you need me today, you'll find me in my shed having a clear out. See you in 5. 👀

I've never really got the whole "hump day" thing. But today ..

I've never really got the whole "hump day" thing. But today I'm really grateful it's Wednesday, so Happy Hump Day! 🍉🍉

Good night you gorgeous buggers 😘 I hope your dreams are fil..

Good night you gorgeous buggers 😘 I hope your dreams are filled with all sorts of naughtiness and thoughts of my hard nipples pressed against your lips 😉