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Gooood evening! Who's ready for some fun? It's my husband's ..

Gooood evening! Who's ready for some fun? It's my husband's birthday as of 20mins ago, and after singing him "Happy Birthday Mr President" I straddled him and whispered in his ear that he could have me as many times as he wanted me for the next 24 hours. How do you think he started it? 😉

As if I only did it once 😜 Recovery took a while. Orgasm #2..

As if I only did it once 😜 Recovery took a while. Orgasm #2 is always so intense 🥵💦

Sometimes, the tension just all gets too much, and you gotta..

Sometimes, the tension just all gets too much, and you gotta strip off there and then, and let it all out 😈💦

For all you foot lovers, I've been trying out some new PLAST..

For all you foot lovers, I've been trying out some new PLASTT angles 🦶❤👀 Who knew? Pretending to be frog 🐸 is great for PLASTTing

Someone on reddit called me a pawg the other day, I had no ..

Someone on reddit called me a pawg the other day, I had no idea what it meant and had to Google it, turns out it means: Phat ass white girl... he hit the nail on the head really. I'm proud of it too, so here is a photo of my phat white ass 🍑😝

Now let's see whether you can spend the whole day lusting af..

Now let's see whether you can spend the whole day lusting after me 😏 I taste amazing btw 😘

Well, I'm off to bed now, but I'll leave you with this tease..

Well, I'm off to bed now, but I'll leave you with this teaser of things to come tomorrow. Hopefully you can't get me off your mind 😉😘💋

A little peak in to my end of a busy day routine. Hair down,..

A little peak in to my end of a busy day routine. Hair down, boobies out, silly face 😜 and.... relax ✅

Gooooood morning 👋👋👋 You beautiful bunch 😘🛁💦

Thought I'd rejoin the tit drop club today. It's been a whil..

Thought I'd rejoin the tit drop club today. It's been a while 😆😝

Today I heard the expression "Tushy Tuesday" so I thought I'..

Today I heard the expression "Tushy Tuesday" so I thought I'd give it a go. Apparently my phone disagrees and wants to stick with "tits out Tuesday" 🤪

Would you believe, this morning I was in bed dying of man fl..

Would you believe, this morning I was in bed dying of man flu 🤧🤒 This afternoon I decided enough was enough and kicked some butt 🍑🦵 I even managed a kitchen on/off 👊

If I'm a little quiet during the daytime I might be helping ..

If I'm a little quiet during the daytime I might be helping out at the foodbank. Out of respect for the families we help and the wonderful bunch I voluntunteer with you'll only ever get sfw selfies from in there, even if I'm on my own. Hopefully between my eyes and my smile you'll be able to work out what's on my mind though 👁👁😘

What's the first thing you like to see when you wake up? 😏🍐🍐

FYI you can now follow me on Instagram. Naturally all the fu..

FYI you can now follow me on Instagram. Naturally all the fun stuff happens here. But feel free to look me up: bored_english_wife ❤

I may not have slept naked last night, its a bit chilly for ..

I may not have slept naked last night, its a bit chilly for that. But easy access and hard nipples makes up for it 😉😝

If you're washing the dishes, promise to be entirely distrac..

If you're washing the dishes, promise to be entirely distracting while you do 😉

I'm sure the BBC will buy in to this primetime idea. "The gr..

I'm sure the BBC will buy in to this primetime idea. "The great British bra off" 🍨🍨

I tried to make a serious video, telling you how great serie..

I tried to make a serious video, telling you how great series 1: ep 2 of storytime with BEW would be. It didn't work out. Instead, you're stuck with me being a dork telling you not to buy it 😁🙄👌 please forgive me, for me being me ❤😘 Despite all the awkward bollocks, once the fundraiser is met, I'll post the next episode 😉