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So after realising the tent was dark, noisy and unaccomadati..

So after realising the tent was dark, noisy and unaccomadating, entirely unfit for purpose, I headed down to he shower block through blistering wind and rain, in my thin, skimpy shorts, flip flops and hoodie, along with windswept hair and slightly questionable make up, armed with my phone, a tripod and a now very high sex drive. I'm aware the angle isn't especially flattering, but desperation took over. And ...

When things got fruity in the tent by lantern light 👀 Despit..

When things got fruity in the tent by lantern light 👀 Despite gale force weather, noisy neighbours right outside the tent and the inlaws camping next door 🤫 This is a perfect example of the good old English attitude of: "who cares if it's raining cats and dogs? I'll get my kicks anyway" 😼

It was a long and tedious day as I plunged back in to normal..

It was a long and tedious day as I plunged back in to normality. There's nothing quite like lying back on the bed, unbuttoning that dress (you'll notice it's covered in cornflour 🤣) and reaching down between my legs for a little feel. For it to then be dripping, literally, dripping out of me was a wonderful surprise, having a little taste was totally irresistible. And yes, I'm delicious 😋😍�...

Good morning from my bed 👋 I slept like a baby 😴 A very busy..

Good morning from my bed 👋 I slept like a baby 😴 A very busy day ahead but I have Internet again, so I can keep you all updated with my activities 😉

Hunny, I'm home! 😅 And very grateful for solid walls too, an..

Hunny, I'm home! 😅 And very grateful for solid walls too, and the ability to walk around naked. Clothes really are such a chore 🙄 I've got 77 messages to reply to, quite a bit of content to sift through and a ton of customs to make, not to mention reddit and IG to catch up on. And thats just my kinky side of life. My list is 20 times longer for my business 🤭 Wish me luck 🥵 It does feel great to ...

I hope the "I don't give a fuck" camping milf look is doing ..

I hope the "I don't give a fuck" camping milf look is doing it for you this week. I've certainly had some attention on the morning walks to the shower block 🤭😉 While baggy pjs are great for leaving them guessing. You know I won't leave you guessing 😉

I had some serious rock milf vibes going on from the bathroo..

I had some serious rock milf vibes going on from the bathroom this morning. Oh, and a VERY peachy bottom 🍑🤭😇

A plethora of PLASTT's 🤭 Next time you shower on holiday, t..

A plethora of PLASTT's 🤭 Next time you shower on holiday, that girl in the room next door might just be doing this 😉

And now for a bit of campsite shower time boob play. I know ..

And now for a bit of campsite shower time boob play. I know you want these nipples in your mouth desperately. Do you think you could make me cum by putting them in your mouth? 🤔😜😈

First of all I am so SO sorry I've not been able to post for..

First of all I am so SO sorry I've not been able to post for couple of days. The Internet connection has honestly been hideous. Made even more so by the awful weather. But, finally the sun is out. The wind has calmed and.... my signal has improved, slightly. I am roughing it out in the sticks tho 🤭😂 Here's a few shots of me at the showers this morning I hope it keeps you going 😍😘

Happy camper alert ⚠️ 🏕 Definitely holding the moan hard thi..

Happy camper alert ⚠️ 🏕 Definitely holding the moan hard this morning. (Please excuse my dishevelled hobo appearance, I believe the pleasure is the only bit you really care about )

Yay! The sun has finally come out 😍 I've made a couple of vi..

Yay! The sun has finally come out 😍 I've made a couple of videos for you too. I'll be posting at least one later. When I've got long enough by the WiFi 😂

Sorry for the poor quality video and the poor quality stript..

Sorry for the poor quality video and the poor quality striptease. It's all I've got right now 🤭 at least I found WiFi albeit slow 😂 But... if you're missing me, this might tick the box 😘💋

Mixed sex public shower rooms make for exciting photo ops 🤭🤫

Camping update: I'm seriously low on signal. I have just eno..

Camping update: I'm seriously low on signal. I have just enough to type this but not enough to upload anything. Sooo... I'll catch up with you all tomorrow when I'm back in a built up area 😂 Just know, I'm in a tent somewhere, completely naked, having naughty dreams about all the things you want to do to me 😉😘

Go camping they said, it'll be fun they said... 🏕💨🌧😂 Yep soa..

Go camping they said, it'll be fun they said... 🏕💨🌧😂 Yep soaked in seconds. But not in the usual way 🙄😂 P.s signal is terrible 😆

Apparently having me in the passenger seat is offering quite..

Apparently having me in the passenger seat is offering quite the view today. I haven't got a lot of leg space, so no dignity afforded. "Eyes on the road dear!" 😂

Staying true myself, despite a fairly strong breeze and some..

Staying true myself, despite a fairly strong breeze and some full bending over to pack the car on a very busy street. I have no question in my mind, someone just got an eyeful. Regardless, I had to make sure you weren't missing out. So here's your eyeful.... 👀🍑😼😜

Goooood morning 👋☕ 3hrs 42mins of sleep and no coffee pods ..

Goooood morning 👋☕ 3hrs 42mins of sleep and no coffee pods left sooo, I had to drop the coffee snobbery and have an instant 🙄🤣 Feeling surprisingly energised, horny (as always) And very excited for a week off 😍 So here's a smile, my boobs, and hopefully a very happy neighbor after I flashed at the window this morning 😉😜

Comfy mum vibes going on tonight. And yes I am totally nuts...

Comfy mum vibes going on tonight. And yes I am totally nuts. Still up packing and cleaning ready for the holiday tomorrow. For some reason I'm all wet 😜 thought you may want to see 👀😉💦

A sneak peak of one of my new summer dresses in the dressing..

A sneak peak of one of my new summer dresses in the dressing room 🌻 Let's hope the sun comes out on my holiday so I can wear it. Departure is tomorrow AM 😎🏖🏕

Today's look: somewhat conservative. Most definitely not by ..

Today's look: somewhat conservative. Most definitely not by nature tho 😉😈

You didn't really think I would just leave it at a photo in ..

You didn't really think I would just leave it at a photo in the car did you? This is the real reason I pulled over. I had way too much tension in me today 😈 Walking around in public with no knickers on is such a thrill. Add on to that the idea that I might just be recognised in the street is even more of a turn on. Then parking up next to a busy road really tipped me over the edge 🥵🤯

Today I discovered the thrill of park and PLASTT. Laybys hav..

Today I discovered the thrill of park and PLASTT. Laybys have never been so exciting 😉😇

A naughty little closer peek in that changing room. Are you ..

A naughty little closer peek in that changing room. Are you looking forward to seeing what your tips have bought me? If you contributed: I'll start making and sending the private clips of me wearing/un-wearing them over the next week. So keep your eyes on your inbox if you contributed to my campaign 😉😘