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Anyone else getting creepy horror movie vibes here or just m..
Anyone else getting creepy horror movie vibes here or just me? 🤔 Don't worry, I'll keep you safe, by the powers vested in me 😜
Have you ever licked a girl up a tree? 😈
Have you ever licked a girl up a tree? 😈
Who wants to see some more risky outdoor adventures? 😜
Who wants to see some more risky outdoor adventures? 😜
Hi everyone. I've been a little poorly with a nasty tooth ..
Hi everyone. I've been a little poorly with a nasty tooth infection. Last night I was hospitalised after being give IV antibiotics and having an allergic reaction to them. I will be posting some pre made content this week, and return soon to my inbox and customs. Thank you for being so patient with me 🙏🏻 As always I'm still smiling and cracking jokes at every opportunity. I will make it up to you a...
Hello you beautiful bunch 😍😘 Thank you for your patience w..
Hello you beautiful bunch 😍😘 Thank you for your patience with me over the last week. It's been quite the week. I unfortunately had to fire a staff member, leaving me with a huge workload. We then had the busiest week of the year trading so far, and a delightful act of vandalism on my shop front 🤦🏻♀️ All has been dealt with and managed smoothly ❤️ I will now be back to working through my ...
Which leads me on to.... .... after a mega 15hour sleep and ..
Which leads me on to.... .... after a mega 15hour sleep and a lovely hot soak in a friends bath I am now ready to resume custom content production. These are being made un order of who has paid in advance. That being said, there is still quite the back log. Bear with me, I will be with you in all my naked glory soon enough 😉😈
Wow! What a crazy few days! Apologies for being quiet over t..
Wow! What a crazy few days! Apologies for being quiet over the weekend. Allow me to explain, I feel a little insight in to my busy life is in order. From Saturday to Monday I worked 50 hours on 4 hours sleep. From running my shop, to packing it up, holding a stall at a fair, packing it up again and then putting my shop together. Absolute madness! I really did work my ass off. Although as you can see, it is still ...
Making more customs tonight, just look how wet it made me on..
Making more customs tonight, just look how wet it made me on Tuesday 😏😈
I've had an incredible amount of custom requests this week. ..
I've had an incredible amount of custom requests this week. Any with payments already received are being made first 😘 Thank you all for enjoying me so much. The kind words in my inbox make this an absolute pleasure to be doing 😍😘
I have an extremely important question to ask you.... ....d..
I have an extremely important question to ask you.... ....do you you like my bed covers? 🤔😉😂
The grand reveal of Baking with BEW: seeded sourdough soda b..
The grand reveal of Baking with BEW: seeded sourdough soda bread. Not just a pretty face 😉
And in the meantime, I'm just going to keep teasing you with..
And in the meantime, I'm just going to keep teasing you with my buns 😝
Bonus points for anyone who can guess what I baked. All wil..
Bonus points for anyone who can guess what I baked. All will be revealed shortly 😉
A sneaky peak of the bakers buns and baps, but what's in the..
A sneaky peak of the bakers buns and baps, but what's in the oven? 🤔
Baking with BEW 🧁👩🍳🍞 Hopefully this will wet your appetite..
Baking with BEW 🧁👩🍳🍞 Hopefully this will wet your appetite 👀
I don't mind you massaging the girls to wake me up 😜 Good m..
I don't mind you massaging the girls to wake me up 😜 Good morning 😘
What would you do if you stumbled across me doing this in th..
What would you do if you stumbled across me doing this in the woods, we made eye contact and I carried on? 👀😈
Do you think you could slide in to me whilst I perch on this..
Do you think you could slide in to me whilst I perch on this log? I'll try to hold the moan 😈
I really hope the dog walkers didn't see me 🤥
I really hope the dog walkers didn't see me 🤥
I was very sad to discover that the original PLASTT sub on r..
I was very sad to discover that the original PLASTT sub on reddit is no more. I however, will be maintaining the tradition to PLASTT at any location possible 😜
If you go down to the woods today you're in for a BEW surpri..
If you go down to the woods today you're in for a BEW surprise 😈
How would you like to take a break from our woodland stroll ..
How would you like to take a break from our woodland stroll for a little afternoon snack? Tuck in 👅
You guessed it. Summer woodland adventures. 🌳🌲 Complete wit..
You guessed it. Summer woodland adventures. 🌳🌲 Complete with a cute summer dress, zero panties and a lot of the wrong type of wood 😉
Can you guess what I've been up to?
Can you guess what I've been up to?
Pick your destination. Nowhere is out of bounds now that I'm..
Pick your destination. Nowhere is out of bounds now that I'm fully in to my dirty thirties 😏
Have you missed me? I've missed you 😘 I've had rather a lo..
Have you missed me? I've missed you 😘 I've had rather a lot on my plate and I took some time out for my birthday. I tuned 33 last week and switched off completely for it. But I'm back now 😈
When you wake up absolutely dripping wet, you know you're de..
When you wake up absolutely dripping wet, you know you're desperate for a good seeing to 😈
Naturally, big juicy 🍑 like mine need even more attention dr..
Naturally, big juicy 🍑 like mine need even more attention drawing to them 👀😜
Summer has arrived here in England. So I wore some outrageou..
Summer has arrived here in England. So I wore some outrageous trousers to let everyone know 😎 🧡💛💚🩵🩷
Here's a sexy, tasty little treat to start your day 😜
Here's a sexy, tasty little treat to start your day 😜
