blondnblue222 posts
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My friend says I can't fuck her plushie...But she's not home..
My friend says I can't fuck her plushie...But she's not home right now πππ
I tried to make my cupcake look like a dick. I know it's not..
I tried to make my cupcake look like a dick. I know it's not perfect.
Swipe right to remove beardzo.
Swipe right to remove beardzo.
My nipples hurt ever since I put on this weight. Idk, maybe ..
My nipples hurt ever since I put on this weight. Idk, maybe it has something to do with my beard?
Anybody read Neuromancer? Original cyber punk novel. Never d..
Anybody read Neuromancer? Original cyber punk novel. Never did finish it. Too busy being in drugs I guess.
Behold!
Behold!
I can't read with you all staring at me π«£
I can't read with you all staring at me π«£
Reading up on how to be naked better π€
Reading up on how to be naked better π€
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Lulz
Lulz
My friend says I can't fuck her tiny teddy bear. She says th..
My friend says I can't fuck her tiny teddy bear. She says that now. We will see about that...
Jerking off sneakily while my roomate snores on the other si..
Jerking off sneakily while my roomate snores on the other side of the room π€«
Here's some dick pics from last night.
Here's some dick pics from last night.
My finger haz a flavour.
My finger haz a flavour.
Here I am jerking off in the shower room. This is usually ho..
Here I am jerking off in the shower room. This is usually how it goes down these days. The 2nd video is the cumshot if you wanna skip ahead πππ
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I think my ass got bigger. And whiter.
I think my ass got bigger. And whiter.
Ass
Ass
Working real hard on getting fat and hairy for the monster w..
Working real hard on getting fat and hairy for the monster witch who wants to eat my bones π§ββοΈπ¦΄
Dancing in the shower to "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" by The ..
Dancing in the shower to "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" by The Scissor Sisters Just when you thought I couldn't get any sillier. Hahahaha
This made me sneeze
This made me sneeze
Here's my tongue.
Here's my tongue.
Dry humping my laptop. You smash PCs, bro???
Dry humping my laptop. You smash PCs, bro???
Can someone use photoshop to make my dick look uncirumcised?
Can someone use photoshop to make my dick look uncirumcised?
Here's a link to my final research paper I wrote about teddy..
Here's a link to my final research paper I wrote about teddy bears for my marketing graduate course. I originally asked to make it about teddy bear sex toys but my professor said that wasn't appropriate ππ«¨π https://oblivionlibrary.com/2024/05/09/barnes-noble-birthday-bears/
O hai!
O hai!
Idk what to say about this. It just is.
Idk what to say about this. It just is.





















