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Never to late to learn new things 💋

I’ve been reporting dicks ALL DAY ever since I noticed I cou..

I’ve been reporting dicks ALL DAY ever since I noticed I could and turns out the real dicks are the lying liars that work for this bull shit company and make fake report a dick buttons and then won’t even listen to a ho!! You’d think, that the people working at a porn platform would be the first people to run over and start the award process for best dick and so forth otherwise WHY THE DICK REPORT BUTTON? So ...

Omg 🤣🤣🤣 i get so raunchy on my Twitter even I blush when som..

Omg 🤣🤣🤣 i get so raunchy on my Twitter even I blush when someone RT me. Once I hit *post* it’s like having a super orgasm -I’m so out of mind that I have no memory of space and time and what I just did. The best part of all is that all my sex happens on my paid page so these genuine freaks from Twitter cum here and then unsub the second their slimy dicks shrivel back down to earth. Have you SEEN TWITTE...

https://onlyfans.com/166239174/thedarkvoice 🤣 lol LOVE THIS ..

https://onlyfans.com/166239174/thedarkvoice 🤣 lol LOVE THIS GUY he is so funny; almost as funny as me🤣 He lays into me at the end *6 min mark* over my “nowhere to ho” post, which was actually a one hundred percent true post. We were out of lube and I’m like HOLY SHIT THE LUUUBBBEEEE and my BF pops out of nowhere *like he does* with this awful half organic half water half unicorn snot lube we paid like $3...

Just got some new ink; what do you think? Having a husband ..

Just got some new ink; what do you think? Having a husband AND a boyfriend is really the double penetration of your soul 💋

I hate it when I put on something respectable enough for the..

I hate it when I put on something respectable enough for the sex shop to go and buy more lube LUBE WE NEED MORE LUBE DOWN HERE and then you spent so much time jerking off your clients that by the time you head out the door SHOP IS CERRADO -which is Spanish for “no go ho.” I’m very international 💋

I always bundle up when I go outside 💋 That way when I’m ins..

I always bundle up when I go outside 💋 That way when I’m inside I can be nude and carefree!!

One time I let my husband bang me in the back of his black T..

One time I let my husband bang me in the back of his black Toyota 4Runner. It was Christmas and we were at my dads house when we said we needed to “get some”thing out of the car so he put that shit in drive and we parked along a fence a block away. I always wear dresses so all he had to do was pull himself out and get inside for the ride. I’d rate a 4Runner *very fuckable* as you can get a small lady in a miss...

Let the professionals do our jobs and keep your wives and gi..

Let the professionals do our jobs and keep your wives and girlfriends 👯‍♀️ in their places. No one can cook and clean and watch kids AND be a sex bomb exploding your loads every day. Even if you can land a B like me that manages to do it all, trust me IT IS TOO MUCH for you 💋 I’m in the kitchen wearing an apron and shorts and I THINK my BF is getting hard checking me out as I see his eyes scanning my ...

If there is one thing mama is so proud of it’s the passion f..

If there is one thing mama is so proud of it’s the passion for fashion in the hearts of the youth today. Not to be outclassed by the complete whorish garishness of the likes of Marilyn Monroe or Joan Crawford; us Ho’s of today are keeping up with the Kardashians and bringing a taste of our honey right to the salivating mouths of today. “No hemline is too short; no fabric is too see through” Thats my motto and...

Be creative and you won’t be able to stop the flow 💋

https://onlyfans.com/165194278/curvaceous_barbie No better w..

https://onlyfans.com/165194278/curvaceous_barbie No better way to explain this. Curvaceous Barbie has done it again 💋

You gotta KNOW IT before you can own it 🙌 No one needs to as..

You gotta KNOW IT before you can own it 🙌 No one needs to ask “is this sexy, daddy? Do you like this?” You can be hand-washing the recycling and a guy sees you HE WILL GET HARD. The ones that want sex always want sex and seeing a door open reminds them HEY I WANT TO GET LAID OR AT LEAST JERKED OFF NOW THAT I SAW THAT DOOR OPEN so of course they gonna try and jam their hard cock inside I mean if you didn’t wa...

Needy junk mail; who would have ever thought?

https://onlyfans.com/164483932/adoramelf Omg hottest voice e..

https://onlyfans.com/164483932/adoramelf Omg hottest voice ever. Won sexiest voice in her own mind contest. Makes me wet all the time. I bet she’s hot to look at too 💋

Guise, be VERY CAREFUL when doing sexy-hot photo shoots with..

Guise, be VERY CAREFUL when doing sexy-hot photo shoots with edible “toys.” Did you know that “the stems cum off very easy, Adorabella!” Yes dear I FUCKING KNOW THAT. What I didn’t know was how tight a Pu$$y gonna clamp down on whatever she gets in there *nom nom nom namaste inside is what those cherries were thinking If you ever see a video of someone pulling cherries out their puSSy then just know #fak...

Some deign elements don’t age well, but we can all agree tha..

Some deign elements don’t age well, but we can all agree that the tens of thousands spent on the design and construction of a velvet plush decorated secret “vagina” tunnel that starts in the living room and dumps anyone who enters out through a fake front loaded clothes dryer mounted in the shared wall is well money well spent. And who has not had the urge to include over a thousand hits of MDMA in a giant wal...

I am so sick and tired of brothers denying me. This must en..

I am so sick and tired of brothers denying me. This must end. Stop the spread of liars that say they like big butts and then refuse to spread them cheeks when presented with one of the finest specimens the Bay Area has to offer. I’m bending over forwards all fucking day here and we all know the backwards bend is the most commonly used way to get things accomplished. It’s extra hard for us big booty ho’s so at...

Where was I when Trump needed me ⚡️

SEX COSTS MONEY 💰 Time for a Slutonomics lesson! All the d..

SEX COSTS MONEY 💰 Time for a Slutonomics lesson! All the daddy’s want fucks for free, but there are ZERO FUCKS GIVEN by this pu$$y or any other kitty 🐈‍⬛ for free. It all boils down to TIME as in a ⏰ you can’t punch, but pinch 🤏 me all you like mmmmm yeah PINCH ME I’M REAL ok so sex. No one hands over currency 💴 every time a fluid is exchanged, but go and google “opportunity cost” if w...

https://onlyfans.com/124678659/mashasexybunnyfree I am blown..

https://onlyfans.com/124678659/mashasexybunnyfree I am blown away by how purely gorgeous masha sexy bunny is AND BARELY 18 this lady will be breaking hearts for decades to cum 💋 (I’ve included a picture of myself at 18 for comparison.) do you like my pussy?

What fruit makes the best pet? Obv it would be crazy to try..

What fruit makes the best pet? Obv it would be crazy to try and have a pet orange or a fucking pineapple IMO so let’s try and be real here and choose between the two fruits most commonly kept as house pets: Watermelon or banana.

Wow, maybe I’m “old” and “out of the loop” but it seems pret..

Wow, maybe I’m “old” and “out of the loop” but it seems pretty ballsy like Halsey to spam a hundred dollar ask and then act sad 😞 and neglected when a mass message isn’t being PAID to respond to. What the hell is this? Literally a hand out!! I had to do a double take to believe my own eyes! Oh wah 😩 you aren’t giving me money daddy wah wah wah *looks out from behind fake tears to see if wallet ...

Name that tune......💋 I worked with this old guy and he was..

Name that tune......💋 I worked with this old guy and he was really into pop music so he’d be there at work insisting we all follow the rules that were a thing back in WW2 when he was born, but also he’d be singing “I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.” He hated me. One time I walked up behind him as he was down on his knees searching around on the bottom shelf and I asked “whatcha looking for? Your ...

I do not understand how I have not gone viral yet!! I have ..

I do not understand how I have not gone viral yet!! I have been to HUNDREDS of Starbucks and I will literally yell “my name is Karen write it on the cup K-a-R-E-N KAREN AND I HAVE RIGHTS.” Sometimes I remind them to enforce their oppressive mask policy and demand to speak to the manager I DONT CARE IF THE MASK RESTRICTIONS HAVE BEEN LIFTED IN YOUR DANGEROUS FILTHY STATE YOU TELL ME TO PUT ONE ON!” Usually th...

Ooh busty Sonia gotta mouth on her that matches her brain. O..

Ooh busty Sonia gotta mouth on her that matches her brain. Ohhh yeah I’m fucking off soooo hard baby. Mmmmm mama loves your mean dirty talk and hitting my block button right away I’m creaming sooo hard for you the sides of my wallet are melting away and I’m cumming I’m cumming oh oh I’m cumming with the tip for you Sonia just watch me bust it out and golden shower you with all of my money honey and so many ...

What a lovely day for cock play! Me and my BFF aka THE SQUIR..

What a lovely day for cock play! Me and my BFF aka THE SQUIRT QUEEN OF 1880 put on our finery and took the gayest jaunt in the park today with our toys. Father OF COURSE send ‘round the carriage to try and catch us and return us to our lessons, but just the night before we saved Andrew Dicksmoore from being horsewhipped within an inch of his life for the crime of sending Agatha Poonskweeft an unsolicited package R...

Space invaders, wanted 💋

Simpin’ ain’t easy. Every day, it’s another idiot with the ..

Simpin’ ain’t easy. Every day, it’s another idiot with the same tired old scam. The best part of these guys come up to us and then when we don’t fall for their bull shit they try and act like they are too good for us anyways? Huh? Then....why’d you cum sniffin around mama’s tree, bitch? “I’m not paying!” Then get the fuck away because you are blocking the path of someone that will!!