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Ever wondered how copywrite laws work? Well don’t ask me, I ..

Ever wondered how copywrite laws work? Well don’t ask me, I majored in economics 💸 and for sure, don’t listen to a hot guy who spends his entire day slutting around London for $69 dollar tips to get you a FOLLOW BACK on his VIP page. *must be some magical dick pics he is holding* ❤️‍🔥🤺🏋️‍♂️ What I do know, is that these *disclaimers* or firmly worded legal action warnings are just empty...

I did a tutorial on my other page on how to properly undress..

I did a tutorial on my other page on how to properly undress a woman. Here is the segment on removing a bra while leaving the top on 💋

All joking aside; just pay for the “girlfriend experience” t..

All joking aside; just pay for the “girlfriend experience” then a few more bucks a week to video chat and jerk off and then sit back and listen to all the idiots with wives and girlfriends bitch and moan about us. I’m being totally serious here. Having a “real” woman in your bed is going to be “fucking annoying” as one guy has put it. What you want is freedom and also sex. Freedom+sex. It’s the Amer...

https://youtu.be/EuelrbvOyHA I used to go banana sangwhich i..

https://youtu.be/EuelrbvOyHA I used to go banana sangwhich in the clubs when the dj would throw this on the tables. Any song about sex and I’m like WHOOHOOOFUCCCCCKKKKING 💃🏻Then all the guys are trying to night-at-the-Roxbury me and I’m like GET AWAY FROM ME IMMA DANCE 💃🏻 WITH MYSELF 🕺🏻

If you are going to be fake friends with someone beautiful; ..

If you are going to be fake friends with someone beautiful; don’t become her enemy 💋

Fuuuuuck me why are we still doing passwords? This is so 199..

Fuuuuuck me why are we still doing passwords? This is so 1995 I can’t take it. It was sort of fun back then picking out your pets name or the person you were crushing on. Now this is just a non-cute hassle since we aren’t allowed to use anything even remotely memorable due to the fact that may be highly guessable? Oh god just fuck me and fuck me again. Cant some nerd figure this out and save me?

I say on my @adoramelf page “beggar & screamer.” Which is to..

I say on my @adoramelf page “beggar & screamer.” Which is totally true. Except jeez, not really 😝 I fucking beg for what I’m already getting and I’m screaming for more 🍦 as it’s already in my mouth 👄 I want all of us, all of you, everyone to start to not only SEE those red flags 🚩 waving, but unless there is a maple leaf 🍁 on it, you swat that twat to the ground. This guy here, bless his ho...

I may be the worst performing page that keeps this shit goin..

I may be the worst performing page that keeps this shit going, on Onlyfans. I DO love to brag, so yeah, take a look at my no-earning statement for July. It’s not 99% or a hundred percent like I was used to in school, but I am clearly still a decent amount ABOVE AVERAGE 🤩 My C-cups are always half full of these B’s and I’ll never back down from a challenge even when there isn’t anything challenging. “D...

I’m halfway there, bitches 💋

Just when people couldn’t feel judged enough: enter the perf..

Just when people couldn’t feel judged enough: enter the perfect feet 👣 This may be everyone’s favorite fetish 🥸 as most people feel comfortable letting the world take a gander at them while the gonads seem to be guarded more carefully. Put your best foot forward, even they both look the same💋

Who wants a slice? 🎂

One thing the world will never produce a shortage of is dece..

One thing the world will never produce a shortage of is deceptive people. The internet is littered with all these warnings about “narcissism” and the “red flags” we all need to be wary of, but to me, these are the sort of 🚩red flags you can only see in hindsight🚩 Part of my online mission, is to take abusive people and their behaviors when I spot them and then to present 🎁 a breakdown of problematic...

Shadow fucking really turns me on🫂

Props to @thedarkvoice for putting so much effort into seein..

Props to @thedarkvoice for putting so much effort into seeing me naked. I mean lots of guys will just pay to sub to my @adoramelf page and call it a day but THIS GUY saw me and then he created his own creator page and then he sits there all fucking night trying to temp me with his sexy dark voice and his very cool friends. God dammit he knows me too well. I am one hundred percent falling for this shit. This isn’t ...

Yes, we do talk about the shenanigans that males are tryna p..

Yes, we do talk about the shenanigans that males are tryna pull on our asses on the DAILY. We call it the “whisper network” and it is this open secret thing that women have been doing since forever to WARN each other about the predatory behavior and the specific PROBLEMATIC males that are loose on society that OTHER MALES refuse to rip new assholes into. What I hear is “it is not ME.” IDGAF But men should;...

https://onlyfans.com/174752504/curvaceous_barbie ATTENTION a..

https://onlyfans.com/174752504/curvaceous_barbie ATTENTION all subscribers: This is not a “shout out for shout out.” This is an AP💋 verified “worth the money, honey.” What makes curvaceous Barbie so special? Aw, where to start? 👩🏼‍🔬She is so pretty and curvy….you know, like a Barbie. Yeah she is a real I life Barbie doll and she isn’t some mom sitting at home jerking off (that’s me), no t...

🎶those onlyfans models🎵They nothing but trouble🎥

It’s 2021 and I’m excited that we finally have gotten some e..

It’s 2021 and I’m excited that we finally have gotten some effective personal protection products on the market. Ladies, those keychain peppersprayers are sooo last season and also a danger to us if we have to use them on a windy day. Hallelujah rejoice for it has risen to stop any R-word-ist right in his creepy tracks. You simply fill the 7” (see guys, I told y’all 7inches is everyone) very real looking di...

https://onlyfans.com/136765342/brian-cortez 😂amazing creator..

https://onlyfans.com/136765342/brian-cortez 😂amazing creator!

I like smart, hardworking men and women. I like people that..

I like smart, hardworking men and women. I like people that see something of value that they like and then they get to work figuring out how to get that shit for themselves. I have no use for anyone, man or woman that simps around demanding other people to do even the smallest tasks for them. I do not put up with people in any part of life that waste time. How long does it take these idiots to send a message ask...

You know why people don’t like you? It’s because they like t..

You know why people don’t like you? It’s because they like themselves too much and you ain’t at all similar to them💋 “Fucking good riddance” is what mama wants your brains to start to say after you ponder any misplaced hate spewing your way. 🤷🏼‍♀️You don’t like me? 🚨BASIC BITCH, go get in line 🎟 *This works for men, women any non-binary or old-fashioned gender.* 🗣“they don’t d...

Sometimes I see a oh it can be anything and the next thing I..

Sometimes I see a oh it can be anything and the next thing I know I’m so wet I’m slipping right off the bed! Always practice safe sex when you are fucking an elderly woman like me. Tie us up and down or whatever it takes. Remember we yell a lot, but since we can’t hear that good anymore it seems like a normal talking voice to us.

Hmmm, jesus was a cool guy

I’ll be going live in 20 minutes 💋

7PM Californication Time I go live 🎟$10 admission and I’ll s..

7PM Californication Time I go live 🎟$10 admission and I’ll stay until each and everyone shoots their shot at me💋

I’m gonna do a live circle jerk 💦 in a few hours. 🎟 There w..

I’m gonna do a live circle jerk 💦 in a few hours. 🎟 There will be an admission fee 🎟 I’m worth it and what is more important is that YOU -YES YOU- are worth it as well🥰 Anytime, we pass up on something we want, we are telling ourselves subconsciously that we don’t deserve what we desire; that we aren’t good enough to “waste” precious dollars on something “trivial.” This is a much worse ...

Oh sorry I meant to say ME SURRENDER TO ME 💋 And DO IT NOW

Fuck tan lines! Nothing ruins a slutty outfit faster than ev..

Fuck tan lines! Nothing ruins a slutty outfit faster than even a jealous bitch👯sister will, than a strip of white on your neck. Hmmm, the issue being: I do not have access to a yard for me to be naked in☀️ 🍯 Hunny-Badger🦥 DGAF!! 👙💃🏻🤳 ok aka OKAY she sort of does but ONLY because fugly uck-faces will get their grandma-panties in such a bunch over a nude hot body that they will throw a Karen-...

Ever wanted to see $300+ of nail polish all lined up in a ro..

Ever wanted to see $300+ of nail polish all lined up in a row? Yeah, it ain’t cheap being a girl and if you *scoff and think this is a “waste of money” then imagine how much of your cold hard-earned cash goes down the drain when you pay for a PEDICURE!! ( $30 including tip in California). This is a years worth of pedicures lined up 💅 Any man wants to save money then if he is also smart he better be showing...