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😩Argh!!!! My phone is about to die RIGHT when I’m all dolled up, SNARRRL!! So I am going to sit here and watch Keeping Up Appearances until it’s got enough juice! Bleeeh! So here is a little bundle of dweeby face pics plus a surprise at the end to hold you over!!! 💖 Because I’m a little frazzled tonight, I want to do something titty-focused but not sure what!!! Mommy strokes your cock while you suck on h...
Hehe a lil slow-mo action figure to help the afternoon go by faster! :3 💗 how is your day going? I’m doing dishes and laundry and vacuuming and all that kind of good stuff! Folding my towels while the sound of zombies shredding faces off plays in the background is so relaxing. 🤣🤣💗 #fyp #slowmo #pawg #assclap #twerk #ass #bigass #bbw #thick #curvy #chubby #asscheeks #cheeks #fat #fatgirl #hair #hairy #b...
BAAAAACK in the saddle again!!!! 💚😽 and the first video of March!! So naturally, we need to do a happy PUSSY PLAY video in the warm sunshine!☀️💗 Hello sweetheart!!! How are you cutie? 🥰 happy Monday!! I had such a productive day and I felt like rewarding myself with a delicious ORGASM and of course, I have to share it with you! :3 I have here a 9 and a half minute video featuring a JUICY ORGASM with...
if you want to imagine what I’m doing the whole day, this is pretty much what I look like! :3 💗 hee freshly orgasmed and ready for snuggles and perhaps a Dairy Queen blizzard with extra M&Ms. 🍨 #fyp #bbw #chubby #tits #curvy #thick #fat #fatgirl #fatpussy #hair #hairy #natural #bush #tummy #boobs #bigboobs #hugeboobs #veiny #nipples #pussy #masturbation #cute #hot #sexy #girlnextdoor #girlfriend #homemade #a...
This is so embarrassing 🫠🩵💦 hee!!! Here’s a 30 second WATERSPORTS/PEE CLIP!!! I’ve never filmed myself doing this before, eeee!!! I know it won’t be everyone’s cup of tea, but I know some of you are little horny toads who will like this!! (Me, I am that horny toad because I’m into water sports 😅🤣🤣💗) Here is a 30 second, UP CLOSE PEE clip and I’m super bashful! Hee and since I didn...
Good morning!!!! :3 you’re getting a delicious MASTURBATION video today! I’m so excited. We are so back, baby!!! 💗 happy Monday!!!! What color should I wear tonight for drinks and cheeseburgers? 🍔 🤔 #fyp #bush #cute #morning #bbw #fat #fatgirl #chubby #curvy #thick #boobs #bigboobs #hugeboobs #tits #hair #hairy #fatpussy #pussy #nomakeup #natural #girlnextdoor
A sweet casual little “get ready with me” for the first day of March!!!! 🌸💗 can you believe it!?! It’s practically spring!!! Well basically 🤣 just my SOFT TITS, my smiley face, and my giggly talks about what I’ve been up to!!! c: I’m so excited for spring!!! AND its free for subs of course!!!! 💖😽 #fyp #boobs #bigboobs #hugeboobs #lingerie #bra #cute #natural #grwm #makeup #chubby #curvy #bbw...
Hee what I wore to the horror convention I went to this weekend!!! Of course I wore a sweater when I met ROBERT ENGLUND because there’s no way I’m sending my sinister septuagenarian husband into an early grave by blinding him with my see-through titties, I just couldn’t. BUT I GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH, imma show you later today mweheheheheh 👹💗 #titties #boobs #cleavage #bigboobs #hugeboobs #pale #bbw #chubby #t...
I forgot to post this blooper, aren’t I just the most delightfully decrepit thing you’ve ever seen! 🤣🤣💕 I’m rushing around to bake two cakes and paint an entire picture for a birthday this weekend, omg 😱🫠 #fyp #pussy #thick #bbw #chubby #curvy #hairy #hair #bush #natural #wetpussy #fat #fatpussy #silly #funny #hot #sexy #blooper #fail
Finally!!!! A tidy home, a scrubbed body, and freshly-washed hair and time to CUMMMM! :3 💕😽 You haven’t seen me play with my pussy in SO long!!! Absolutely unacceptable! We must rectify this immediately, URGENTLY! Code Pink!!!💗🚨‼️ Wah wah wah! (That’s the sound of an alarm going off, clearly) ((I actually set my fire alarm off tonight coincidentally😅)) Tonight, it’s a 10 minute video of me ...
Sub exclusive! :3 IT’S SNOWING!!! 🌨️ ❄️☃️ two huge snow days, can you believe it!? I’m so lucky!!!! :3 does it snow where you live? Here, it normally doesn’t snow but we have long summers and growing seasons for produce (HEHEHE YOU WILL SEE ME GROW MY GARDEN MWEHEHEH) I’m also planning on doing some nude painting today c: you wanna see? #fyp #snow #nude #naked #natural #bush #hair #hairy #bbw...
Good morning sweetheart! Or afternoon! Or tomorrow or yesteryear or whatever hee! 🤣💗 How are you? How’s your chill Sunday coming along? Are you resting? Doing some hobbies?😽 I’m trying to hunt for some huckleberry bushes 🫐to start growing in my garden and then fixing a smoky corn chowder with some crusty bread for tonight, as it’s storming and thundering and super windy all day. ⛈️🩵🥖 I...
Morning ramble about vampires: HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!! 🥰💖🩷💗💕✨ oh my gosh, happy love day my sweetheart!!!! Look what I got to spoil myself, adding to my army of fluffiness 🤣 eeeee!!!! I’ve always loved Valentines Day, even when I’m single: stuffed animals, pink, chocolate, flowers, food!!!! It’s a day with everything I love! Hee 🩷 do you have any plans?? Me, I’m going to tuck in rig...
My personality in a nutshell 🤣 A little chitchat while I complain about how I got stabbed in both arms today and therefore need a cheesecake to recuperate 🤣💗 absolutely unbelievable, especially when the chair was too tall for me and I’m sitting there with both croc-covered feet swinging in the air, omg. Life is unfair!!! Sorry about last night!!! I had a physical therapy appointment I totally forgot abou...
Just a little dorky chitchat video with titty play before bedtime!! :3 free for subs of course!!! 💗 because I was busy all weekend and I neglected you, poor thing! Hee how was your weekend?? I’m about to hit the sack (ha, I’ll hit YOUR sack 👹 wait, no-) but I’ve got tons of adorably pink things for Valentine’s Day 🤣💗 and lots of freebies this week! Because you’re special! Hee sweet dreams sweeth...
Trying to take titty pics and my grouchy ol’ puffballs are like “WHEN YOU HAVE THE DECENCY TO FINISH” lol 🤣🩵 my little spoiled babies who use me as a trampoline to get to their sleeping posts or push me off my pillow in the middle of the night because no other place will do, even though they weigh the same as ONE boob. Absolutely ridiculous little stinkies also, gonna post a little freebie for subs c: ...
ooop!! A few little clips from my video I posted last night!! :3 💗 my POV PUSSY EATING ROLEPLAY video of where I eat out your “girlfriend!” Hee 😏 let me know if you’d like to see it!! Don’t my eyes look so blue here? I’ll bat my lashes at you! I swear I’m obsessed with the texture of this little doll, it’s like a cake and hamster, I’m obsessed!! 🤣💖 I’m planning out what’s coming out ...
Fuck, you taste so amazing sweetheart…now I know why your boyfriend can’t stop eating your pussy…he tells me EVERY delicious little detail!! 🤤💦💗 Hee! Hi sweet thing!!! So I have a rather different video for you tonight!!! I just opened up an extremely plush CURVY SEX DOLL with a slick pussy that I’ve injected with some strawberry lube!!! 🍓 so she’s EXTRA wet! Your girlfriend has never been wi...
UNBOXING!!!! 💗🤗 I have a special little treat for you tonight, I am unboxing this delightful little sexy girl!!! 🤤 isn’t she amazing!!! AND I am sending you a SUPER HOT DIRTY TALKING ROLEPLAY of me EATING OUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND with it! 😚💦✨ she feels so amazing, like a cross between a cake and a hamster, I want to take a huge bite SO BADLY!!!! 🤣 let’s choose her name!!! And I know this video is ...
SO!!! 😏💗 I have something rather…unconventional tonight’s PPV!!! 💦 so I bought a thingy, I bought a wonderful thingy!!! A lil’ GIRLFRIEND!!👩❤️💋👩 and I have a video of me opening her up for you and then a sexy video that’s like, halfway a Roleplay where I’m basically giving your girlfriend the first GIRL ON GIRL experience ever and I talk about how hard it makes you!!! So ope...
Sub exclusive!✨😽 🩵❄️🤍 oh yeah these wings might be tiny, but I’m sure they can hoist me up! Hee 🤣 hi cutie!!! I just posted my THRONE LINK, if you’re curious!! If you get me a little something-something, you get a FREE video of me opening and using/wearing/enjoying it!!! 😚 here it is too in case you missed it! https://throne.com/honeythorne Here is a little sexy bundle for ya c: just because...
Lunchtime! 🍕🧡 I was supposed to get my hair snipped today but there was a cancellation! Sooooo I have an appointment at 2, so I got a slice of pizza at the store and some fancy chocolates I really like! 🤣✨ how is your Tuesday? It’s so warm today, I love it!!! I am a cold weather person, but I do love a flash of a warm, springy day. But the grand high groundhog said we had 6 more weeks of winter ❄️...
Just some dorky clips of me getting ready for bed!!! :3 crashing at a friends house after having a cider! 🍺💗 happy Saturday, you dork! How did you spend your day?! I’ve got so much to film tomorrow!! I also need to paint my nails! I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I even have a cow and a unicorn that permanently stay at my friend’s house 🥲 is that too dweeby? I like my soft things!!! I like to sleep ...
Good morning!!!☀️ how are you today? Happy Friday!!!! FINALLY I’m back up on my feet, thank goodness, I was SO freaking sick, I felt delirious! I was sick for a SOLID WEEK. I still sound like a crusty old sailor, BUT I FEEL FINE NOW MEEHEHEHEH! so back at it with sexy stuff to do 🤣💕 And February starts!!!!! Would you like a little valentine from me? I’m thinking of what to do for that! 😚💖 I want ...
Sub exclusive!✨😽 Little crunchy face update!!!! So because I’ve been SO sick for a solid week, and that we are rounding out the month of January, I’m going to save “The Arctic” themed week and scatter it in the month of February, along with another themed week in that month! So you’ll have TWO themed things coming out next month! :3 I’m so excited!!!!! bounce bounce here’s a hint: your cock won’t...
Oop!!! I never posted this one!!! Okay so finally with cycle coming to a close AND cold going anyway, we can finally get back to our themed week which has been postponed 🤣💕 kisses! I’ll do something fun and freaky tomorrow to kick it off!!! How is your weekend? Ive had a fever so I’m crispy and sniffly and sticky🤣😭 but I’ve been thinking about what to start planting in my little garden!!!!! Are you ...
Ahhhh!! Time for bed I think c: I’ve felt like crud the last two days!!! Argh! Colds, Amazon mishaps, CYCLES! Life is so unfair 🤣 BUT good news is, I made an excellent soup, I watched Fawlty Towers (wept from laughter during The Builders episode), and only had a few pink dots of irritation on my cheeks from wandering around in the snow for an hour last night 🤣💕 I’m built for the cold and it doesn’t bot...
