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Would you lemme clean every single one of your items, just like this, in front of you? 🧽 I have arisen from my slumber! 🌙 And I'm getting my TV coffee stand table thingy put together~ I. Need. Coffee! I should REALLY try to put my wall decor up for my bedroom and upstairs office (it isn't much; not sure if that's a good or bad thing). Oh and I've not gotten around to making new house content ye...
Would you stick it in between? 🍒 Sooooo, I went to sleep relatively early and, of course, got woken up due to H U N G E R... 😩 so I'm about to go cook up something then probably head back to dreamland. 💤 oh and I got spam called by an unknown # and had a text msg sent to me about whaTs.ap.p even though I don't have nor use it... Annoying. 🙄 I'm also now getting some more symptoms pre-red wate...
I'll let you cum on my face if you check yday's posts right now since, you know; 📖👉🕳 Teehee!! Just here having my coffee and gonna make some soup (if you couldn't tell by now, I'm a soup freak 🍲😅). I'm not really sure what to doooo today, but I should really try to get my curtains and wall decor up... Sorta feeling pre-red waterfall of doom symptoms like random bouts of sadness and...
I literally forgot if these ears were marked as fox or cat ears when I got them lmao... what do you think? 🦊🐱 I tried from like, 1am or so, till 5am, to try to zzz and couldn't. I fell asweepies shortly after and now here we are. Sleep schedule ruined once again (maybe). 😂 In lighter news, I've been interested in space / galaxy stuff (shows and movies and such) and mysteries (such as those things so...
My (flat) chest versus your chest? 💁♀️ C-can we rub chests together like Eskimos rub their noses together... OK so, today was more chill BUT I HAD 2 ANT INFESTATIONS AT ONCE lmao I doused them in disinfectant wipes and cleared them out like a champ. 💪 I need caulking to close up some cracks. 😒 other than that, I've been very at peace with everythingggg and H A P P Y! Now, the real challenge is st...
Tip $5 💜💙 if you look forward to me humping stuff and things 😋 Today, I've spent literally hours upon hours dwindling my social media accs down since it was way too much and made me feel disorganized... Anyways, I kept my good accs at least ( https://beacons.ai/tiedyedicorn ). I feel tons better now. 🤗 there's quantity and then there's quality; I choose quality. Sowwies for the super late pos...
Do you fancy my boobie to booty ratio? 🍒🍑 I've been so busy with work lately and been extremely tired ☹️ also, got injured a handful of times (hit head on underside of desk by accident, got cut on my thumb for no reason, almost fell down the stairs, actually tripped down it after, and so on, since last night... I've been trying really hard to not do that, but when you're busy and have 29292 thi...
What am I thinking of as I'm in me jeep? 💭 In other news, I'm drowsy drowsy drowsy once again! 😡 coffee and soup time, then going to mess with my upstairs (2 boxes left). Amongst other things in general for the whole house (yeah, I have a note on my notes app with things listed that I've got to do (both short term and long term projects for it)). An example of a long term project is remodeling the ...
Would you pull the onesie down the rest of the way or rip a hole in it to access my sensitive bits? 😈 Pwease don't ruin my onesie! I should be rewarded for getting my 2nd desk, 2nd gaming chair, mirror, and beanie bag chair set up earlier today (with help btw since I suck at putting furniture together 🙃)! Had a phat nap and some delcious soup and coffee. 🤤 About to head back up to my upstairs office to ...
Would you grab my butt under my shorts if I took a bath in front of you? Lol 🛀 I went to zzz late last night because I was fiddling around with color strips and my curtain in my upstairs office (oh and I have 2 offices; 1 downstairs). Good thing I had like, 3 boxes of color strips because 2 of them didn't even work right out of the box (i think the company was called Mercury or something? It was from walmart)...
Can you be my personal trainer? There's perks where that came from 😉 Just some 'yoga' (what do I even know about that lmao) / stretching~ I just woke up a bit ago with a slight headache (probably need caffeine) and feeling like I've got way too much to do once again 🙃 but other than that, I'm continuing to push to get my house together. I'm also itching to make content here for the firs...
Like if you love how pointy my tiddies are / like this angle 🍒 I nearly forgot I have to put my blackout curtains (wtf, that autocorrected to cu.lt1sts (in the correct spelling of it)) up and my color strips + other decor up lmao I suppose I should be proud of what I have gotten done as opposed to what I still have to do... Anyone else buy a house and then take a long bit to get fully settled in?
Have my ass or my face close up to you first? 🍑😊 If you don't choose face, just know, that you're missing out and my soup got to have the face close up to it a few mins ago (that's right, soup for breakfast!) 🍲 Gotta go grocery shoppinggggg today, but besides that, I don't have much going on that I haven't already mentioned lol. I'm also cursing my kitchen sink for not having a garba...
Would you peek up my skirt or my top if you're the driver? 🚘 I've been settling in nicely; finally had a longgggg sleep to rejuvenate myself 🌙 I didn't get everything done yday, so I'll be doing a few odds and ends today as far as washing my utensils and putting some stuff (like cleaning stuff) in the basement. I received my upstairs office desk yday, but idk when I'll get around to setting...
On my face or on between my legs? 🦇 I've finally unpacking all of my clothessss and sorting them into my closets! 👙 I woke up early today to get more done here soon (got a shitton of garbage to toss out, things to put into the basement, got some dishes to wash, etc.). Oh and my upstairs desk arrives today, but idk if I'll get that set up today or not (seems like the rest of the boxes I have are things ...
Is it OK that I couldn't get that lingerie bra on? 😵 Don't mind me as I talked a lotttt (I literally forgot what I said, lmao, but I kinda had an oopsie and flashed my forest for like, a sec) 🌳 I slept upstairs of my house for the first time and I woke up 2 hrs ago to my arm not feeling tingly (like how it would feel if it 'fell asleep'), i couldn't feel it AT ALL. Couldn't move it at a...
Would you get distracted from driving if I were in the front passenger seat? 🚘 I didn't get to make outdoor content, but I did get to do car content whilst I was on my way to my old apt to do laundry lmao 😂 feels goooooood to be able to squeeze in vid and pic time despite being so busy. OH AND FINALLY GOT TO PUT ON EYELINER after 500 years of having an eyelid problem that prevented me from doing so~
Pick me nip or I pick your nose?👃 2nd pic is me going to dive into your nostrils jk I woke up a tad sad today for a couple of reasons:) but I think the main one is due to how I've still not gotten a lot unpacked yet... luckily, I have time. Lots of it. Just feels like if I'm not super productive all day long everyday = it means I'm a failure 🙄 although I've gotten a lot done in such a short am...
Givin' you a 🦶 FOOT JOB 👣 (dildo suctioned to the wall) as I shame / dirty talk you and 'read', from a book, how lowly it is for you to like feeeeeeet! Don't tell anyone I have a foot fetish book within an innocent Goosebumps book... 🤫 it was a much needed break after my normal ASMR reading series. Hope you don't mind unpainted toenails and I haven't daily lotioned them in a bit (its ...
Which position first? 🫡 I went to sleep late af last night because I got spooked from watching Dead Files, and then having the majority of this house having broken a fuse randomly for no reason (easily fixable by flipping the switch in the breaker box thingy). BUT I couldn't go into the basement lmfao PLEASE DONT LAUGH AT ME 🤣 took me 3 hrs to finally go to zzz at like, 5am... now it's already 1:23pm a...
Hopefully you like being able to see through my leggings, do you? 🫣 I didn't know they were see thru until after I took the pics lmao 😳 Currently waiting on the security systemmmm peep(s). Excited that it's my last appointment for a bit. Although, I still need a washer and dryer soon + gotta get someone to deliver a livingroom tv and couch... And next week, I have to do 1 final quick sweep for my apt, ...
Reading series~ Goosebumps book # 3 - chapter 22, 23, and 24 First time using the mic for reaaaaadingggg 📖🎤 Do I look cute in my bat (I think) onesie? Today, I've finally gotten all of my stuff put into my house! 🏡 I've not yet unpacked anything much yet... been way too busy and the internet technician had troubles with setting up internet thanks to there being no cable outlet, so he had to make one...
Tongue out, hoo-ha out, boobies freed, feet in thigh highs up, and Patrick seems very excited! ☘️👉👈 was kinda anxious about this tray I'm sitting on possibly snapping in two lol. I sorta miss st paddy's day although I did nothing to celebrate it... never knew I'd look great in tons of green (or out of it)
