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CASTING COUCH APPLICATION ROLEPLAY; Twerking bottomless and slapping my pussy at you too! 🛋 I got wet and creamy during it (I hope I get exxxtra points for that). POV you're the porn director, so, would you hire me?

Wanna read with me if I pose like this? 😳📚

Totally not making my cleavage intentionally! Also, I forgot what all I've said in this vid tbh 😅 Been having some slight health problems... Recently aka the past day I've had swollen feet and tight feeling ankles + 2 of my toes were numb. 😭 Not sure what could've caused that. The swelling went down, but then the 2 toes went from numbness to pain, now they're like, not hurting, but ever so slig...

There's 4 pics here, but I'm wondering which of the first 2, you fancy the most ;p I've been getting my livingroom and 'dining room' (still dunno if that's what I wanna have it as) decorated. Livingroom is Star Wars themed (partially finished; got shelving units still needing filled and stuff still not unpacked). Downstairs bedroom (which you've not seen yet) is gonna be Thor themed, but ...

My pussy and legs (with hot pink and black thigh highs on) look so good as I'm squatting on the staircase! 💝 See my sensitive bits from behind as I bend over and then with my thong pulled away to the side. My butthole is as tight as can be and I'm sorta creamy too~

Do I look best at eye level, from below, or bird's eye view? 💋

Gimme a hand pls, I've fallen! Would you help me up or just watch me squirm around on the floor? I slept for like, over a half a day or something and I'm SO DROWSY OMFG! How am I meant to get all the things I wanna get done, done, when I'm like this... I hope I can shake it away fast. Please pray for me lmfao 🙌

How cute do I look trying to jiggle my pointy titties whilst the fan blows my hair? 💁‍♀️

BENT OVER NO CLOTHES LOADING THE WASHER (stripped outta my boots, socks, shorts, and panties whilst already being topless)! 🧼 Maybe you should load my asshole (it looks great here + my butt's all jiggly). c: Perhaps you'd love seeing me do chores more often?

Basically a 'flip book' of me catching you looking at my behind as I'm in the washer! 🧺

Guess where I put these potato chip bag clips at?!? Lmfao 😜

More lazy tiktok vids lmfao the algorithm sucks anyway~ Atleast Cocksy's looking mighty fine here 🐓

Which pic, outta these 4, would make you throb more? 🍆 Hmm, I guess no one liked my bush in the other post... Might just not post pics like that anymore (where there's a sneak peek at my hair down yonder). Idk, I thought people would like it. It was worth a shot, I guess 🤷‍♀️ Anyways, I went to a b4by shower earlier today; that was fun. One and only time I bought d1apers (as part of the gift). Glad I...

Tip $5 💜💙 if you love seeing my bush down yonder 🥺 I was almost not gonna post the first pic, but I figured you might love it~

Rubbing my pussy on a windex spray bottle fresh outta the shower! 🚿 Got super creamy too; seems like that happens more often when I'm... doing questionable things... Don't worry, I didn't accidentally spray my sensitive bits with windex! ❌️

Making taking your vitamins look sexy! (You should grab some vitamins specifically for you (I use a women's multivitamin) the next time you go grocery shopping) 🛒 IT'LL MAKE ME PROUD!

Can I stuff your boxers in my mouth instead? You know, trynna get the scent of your balls jk 🥸 Okay, I gotta say it again and again again again no matter how sappy and such it might be; I LOVE WAKING UP and checking this to see so much support! 🥹 Whether it be mass liking my posts or leaving nice comments or purchasing my PPV explicit pics and vids. It all helps me continue to do what I love (also, I'm jus...

He's not letting me unbox my new furnitureeee! 🐈‍⬛️😂

I've recently learned that rizz is short for charisma... ANYWAYS, here's me trying to be seductive and failing + complaining about being hAngry hahaha... 😡

Which pic makes my butt look better? 🍑

Last of 4th! 🦅 Fully nakies doing a hybrid between yoga and praying to the USA eagle banner that I'm on top of. Don't you dare zoom into my wet USA-made verjayjay and chocolate starfish hole in the last pic!!!

Favorite pic outta these 4? 🦅 I feel like I've been barely giving updates about my life lately lol... 👉👈 I've pretty much finished my red waterfall of doom for another month (YAY!), so I'm definitely hyped to be able to get back to making vids and pics🤳 I got frustrated earlier because the AC unit didn't fit in my small window in the upstairs office (yeah, I should've known), but at l...

Get you a wifey with boobies that can sense the 'level of soil' of clothes! 🧼 Trust, this works! It's legit! Women are magical! Don't question it, just watch 🔮✨️

GOOD MORNING LEMME MAKE LAUNDRY TIME ENTERTAINING! 👔👚👙👖👗👕 Wh-what? You want me to get into the w-washer? NOT A CHANCE! ... But maybe for some coffee later...

Who's gonna replace their pillow with my booty? 🍑 Speaking of pillows, I need a nap I need a nap I need a nap omg I'm so tiredddd! 😭 Literally 0 energy since starting the dreaded monthly red waterfall of doom... Well, on the brightside, at least I'm always prepared with vids and pics for you while I'm basically bed ridden. Remember when I was terrible at planning it? Yeah... Anyways, I'm al...

CREAMY WET PUSSY, UNDIES, and SPRAY WAND in me to continue to celebrate Independence MONTH (yes, that's right, I'm ultra patriotic this go around). 🤣💦 I thought of putting the glowstick bits in, but I was scared they'd break in me...

Which angle do you like more? 🇺🇲

Which pic makes you smile most? 😀 (Last pic was an accident, but I liked how it shows my eye color)

Did you know that I have an Instagram story poll going on that says "what are you calling me?" And the options are mommy, babygirl, princess, and ma'am. 🤣 mommy is at 28 votes, babygirl is at 35, princess is at 22, and ma'am is at 1. Kinda surprised by the mommy... I don't think mommy would be having stuffies, ya know 😂

S-SOWWIES! They got jealous that Jack the cat gets all of the limelight, soooo. Plus, I figured I should be sharing my interests and such more too~